Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"That...that! Sister! You...you, listen to my explanation! Hiruzen forced it on me!" Of course, I can't say that I like to look at the mirror, so I asked Hiruzen to bring it to me through special channels. One. But now is not the time to think so much. He knows very well what kind of character his sister is... If he doesn't explain it clearly, he will be finished.

"You, I'll tell my father and mother to go!" Yuemei's face turned red with embarrassment. Her brother actually liked to watch this kind of thing... and Mr. Dave discovered it... Will Mr. Dave think that I am? He is also that kind of person... Thinking of this, Yue Mei was so angry that she wanted to cry. Why is her brother like this...

"No!!!" Jing looked at Yue Mei's leaving back, knelt on her knees, covered her heart with one hand, and pointed over there with one hand, howling.

"The snowflakes are fluttering~the north wind is blowing~the sky and the earth are~a vast expanse~a~cut cold plum~stands proudly in the snow~just for~the beauty~to drift~"

Seeing this scene, Dave felt inspired

"Brother-in-law... Hey, I didn't expect you to be as boring as Hiruzen and like to watch this kind of thing?" Dave walked to the absent-minded mirror, put his hand on the shoulder of the mirror and said with emotion.

"....I am going to kill you!!!"

"Damn it, don't worry about me, your sister took it out! I don't know anything!"

"I don't care! I'm going to kill you!"

a moment later

Yue Mei came over and saw her brother beating Dave. She was so angry that she went up to help Dave beat Jing... Jing shed tears in her heart... But after Yue Mei pulled Dave away, Jing's parents Came over to ask what was going on with the photo album, and then there was another mixed doubles fight...

At night, the father and son

"Huh! You know how to read these things at a young age! I will take this thing away! If you let me find it in the future, you take one and I will take one!" The second elder Uchiha said angrily to his son

"Don't... don't, father, this book was given to me by Hiruzen, and I still have to return it to him..." Jing swallowed and said blindly...

This photo album is a special collector's edition, and only the number of people in Konoha who owns it can be counted on two hands.

"Hmph, do you think I don't know your little thoughts?" The second elder glanced at him sideways.

"Mirror... these things are all virtual. The water inside is too deep and you can't grasp it. My child, you don't have that much experience and you don't have that much rich experience. Don't be confused," the second elder said in a tone The profound path of education

"...then...didn't mother just say that she was going to throw it away..."

"....You can't control it, but my father can. What's my father's name? Uchiha Yangtze River, my father is the Yangtze River. Why can't I control this little bit of water?"

"...."

half a month later

Dave received a call from Uncle Madara.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, are you back in Konoha?" Dave touched his poor belly and asked with a trembling corner of his mouth.

Ever since Uncle Madara went out to help him find things that could increase his Chakela, Dave had been taking supplements almost every day... He almost vomited after eating... And I don't know where Uncle Madara was during those two days. I heard that grinding the bones of the Teru Yoruichi tribe in Kirigakure into bone powder also has the effect of increasing Chakra...

In the end, Uncle Madara killed several Kaguya tribesmen and ground them into several jars of bone powder and brought them back to Dave to drink... It made the Kirigakure guy so angry that the two countries almost went to war... Uncle Madara was also particularly Haki He said drink, drink whatever you want, soak it in water and drink it! After I finish drinking, I'll go to Kirigakure and get you some... At that time, Dave almost knelt down to Madara... You thought the Teru over there was purchased by the Yoruichi clan...

However, after taking heavy supplements for a month or two, he did increase a lot of chakra. Currently, Dave's chakra is almost as much as that of Elite Jōnin. The plants are almost unlocked. Dave did see hope of resurrecting Izuna, because after the Plant Corn Cannon, he successfully unlocked a plant from Plants 2.

"Do you want Summoningmon or not?" Madara's voice came from over there.

"....What Summoning beast?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then asked

"Nine Tails" Madara's indifferent voice came from the phone, as if Nine Tails was a thing at all.

"...Poof!" Dave spat out the drink soaked in Kaguya bone meal in one gulp.

"Uncle Madara, how could you provoke that thing..." Dave swallowed and asked with trembling lips.

"I know there are a lot of Chakras in the Kingdom of Whirlpool, so I wanted to take a look. This thing blocked my way on the road, so I beat him up. It's still under my feet now," Madara said calmly.

"Ahem, cough, cough... Yes, of course!" Dave nodded suddenly. Who wouldn't want such an awesome Summoning beast?

"Okay, you go to Tobirama and let him use Flying Thunder God to bring you here." Madara said and hung up the phone.

Dave also quickly called his old husband. Tobirama came over and a Flying Thunder God took Dave to where Madara was.

Dave looked at the scene in front of him, grinned, and took a breath...

The land in front of me was covered with devastation, with various large and small potholes, and several hundred-meter-high peaks on the side had their heads shaved off. The orange and arrogant fox of Nine Tails is now full of various scars. Uchiha Madara is still standing on Nine Tails' head so coldly and arrogantly.

"Huh!" Tobirama on the side snorted coldly when he saw Uchiha Madara's pretense. He was very unhappy looking at Madara's pretense.

"Uncle Madara!" Dave said hello to Uchiha Madara and shouted

"Kid, this is it." Uchiha Madara stepped on Nine Tails on the ground with the sole of her foot, and Nine Tails grinned.

"Hmm, this big fox looks so handsome!" Dave nodded. Of course he knew it was Nine Tails. The one he saw in the anime in his previous life was not as handsome as it looked up close.

"You kid, you have a good eye," Nine Tails said with a sneer.

Madara looked at Nine Tails, the Mangekyō Sharingan in her eyes slowly turning. He remembers that the kid said he was the most handsome, right? Is this fox handsome? Is he more handsome than him? Then... shouldn't we keep him?

Nine Tails saw Uchiha Madara, who had just summoned a hundred-meter giant to beat him up, opened his scarlet eyes again, shuddered hard, and lowered his head...

Nine Tails remembers that Uchiha Madara just said that he would be a Summoningmon for a kid. This kid in front of me seems to be quite discerning, but hey, how could the great Nine Tails-sama be willing to be a Summoningmon for a kid? ? Hum, I verbally agreed to go to the village that Uchiha Madara mentioned first, and after that bastard Madara left, I destroyed that village with a Tailed Beast Bomb!

Humph, Nine Tails thought very excitedly, as if he had already seen the scene of the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​people...

But if Dave knew what Nine Tails was thinking, he would definitely laugh out loud...

how? Not satisfied with being beaten by Gundam? Still want to be beaten by the Buddha?

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