Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Dave! Tell me! How can uncle be uglier than the two of them!" Upon hearing Dave's words, Hashirama's face turned dark and he roared with excitement.

It’s been almost a year since this happened. Damn it, Dave, why do you still think your uncle is ugly? Why is uncle so ugly? Are they handsome? Just two singles!

"Well, Hashirama, don't be so stingy. Right? Look, what Dave said is true." Izuna smiled, walked up to Hashirama, patted his shoulder and mocked.

Izuna wants to repay all the losses Sengoku suffered from the Senju clan over the years.

"Hashirama, go back and continue applying your facial mask," Madara said coldly from the side.

Hashirama is suddenly filled with shadows...

"How long do you have to stand outside? The food is ready." Mito came out of the house and looked at the people over there and shouted.

Several people also hurriedly entered the house and gathered around the table to eat.

"Dave, thank you" Izuna smiled and said to Dave.

He also found out yesterday from his brother what had happened over the years. What he couldn't accept the most was that Tobirama actually had a son? And it was his son who resurrected him? At that time, Izuna's face felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly... But his brother also said that Dave was a good boy, much better than his disgusting father, and he could not be bullied.

"Hey, what did Uncle Izuna say? Uncle Madara is so kind to me, and I don't want to see him so sad every day." Dave replied with a smile.

"Yes, yes, Izuna, since you are alive, and Madara and I's wish has come true! Now you can live a good life in the village! I will take you to dance in two days! You know! Belly dance is an eternal god !" Hashirama on the side laughed.

Izuna is alive. According to how much Madara loves his younger brother, Madara will definitely not run around anymore and be in the village every day. Then he can see Madara every day! Hehehe, in a year or two, I will throw away my seat as Hokage and play with Madara every day! We danced together, caught dolls, played mobile games, and soaked in hot springs... Hashirama burst into laughter. He is already looking forward to his old life with Madara.

"Tch, Izuna, I'll take you to dance in two days. Hum, Hashirama's dancing is rubbish. Don't let your appreciation of dance get away." Hearing Hashirama's words, Madara on the side was full of disdain. said.

When it comes to dancing, I, Madara, am the strongest in Konoha.

"Hey, hey, you've lost to my belly dance several times, okay?" Hashirama said angrily.

"Hey, Hashirama, don't force me to show off my pole dance," Madara said with a sneer.

"Poof!" Dave, who was stuffing rice into his mouth, heard Madara say the words "pole dance", and immediately thought of Madara in black stockings that day, and spit out the rice in one mouthful.

"Dave, what's wrong? Could it be that Izuna was resurrected yesterday and has any side effects?" Mito over there was startled, and quickly picked up the paper and wiped it with Dave and asked.

As he said that, Madara and Izuna also looked at Dave nervously. If Dave really had any side effects from resurrecting him, they would be very upset.

"It's okay, auntie, I just thought of something funny." Dave waved his hand and said with a smile.

"I'm scared to death, don't think about it while you're eating." Mito patted Dave's head angrily and said helplessly.

"Izuna, since you have been resurrected, do you have any plans to get married?" Izuna was relieved to see that Dave was fine. Izuna had just taken two mouthfuls of rice when she heard Mito ask, spitting out the rice in one mouthful.

Hashirama on the side also shook his head helplessly when he heard this. Since Mito started to dance square dance, he has become more sunny, more lively, and has made many friends.

But... those friends are all aunts in their 40s and 50s... usually like Eight Trigrams, such as who from such and such family died, who from such and such family was cheated, and who from such and such family wanted to I’m getting married. The men in my family are almost forty and haven’t gotten married yet. Can anyone introduce me to someone else? Mito’s eyes lit up when he heard it was a man who was almost forty, but he didn’t speak when he heard it was a man. Well, it seems Madara and Tobirama are not married yet...

Madara:? ? ?

Tobirama:? ? ?

Mito made friends with them during the square dance, and was led astray... Every day when he went home, he told him who in the clan should get married, and who in the clan was together... Hashirama had a headache every day when he came home. ...

Madara picked up the paper and wiped the mouth of Izuna who had just spit out the rice. The gentle look in his eyes made Hashirama envious...Why didn't Madara do that to him...

"Let's take a look first. There should be no plans. I will be very happy if I can be resurrected and see my brother." Izuna glanced at Madara who was wiping her mouth tenderly, and replied with a smile.

Dave, who was just about to cook rice over there, grinned... This... this... this family relationship is gradually deteriorating...

"No, Izuna, you were resurrected exactly at the age you were when you died. You are only in your twenties now, and you can still find a woman to marry. My eldest brother is almost forty now, and I can't stay with you for the rest of my life." But Madara spoke.

Madara's eyes were full of concern for her brother.

"Yeah, Madara is right, Izuna. You are only in your twenties now. You are very handsome and strong. There must be many girls who like you." Mito saw the situation and hurriedly advised...

Izuna has a headache... He was about to say something... but was interrupted by Madara on the side.

"Well, Mito, is there any woman you can introduce to me?" Madara asked. He also knew that Mito had been dancing in the square every day for the past few months, so he must know a lot of news about the village. It is true that the blood of the Uchiha clan does not flow out, but does it mean that it cannot be imported?

Mito's eyes lit up after hearing what Madara said.

"Madara, let me tell you, there is a woman from the Mita family at the east end of the village. She is twenty-eight years old. Let me tell you, that woman is a Grandmaster of a female celebrity or something!"

"Well, this can be considered"

"Also, the Nara clan also has a girl named Nara Yui. She is very good and likes square dancing. She just has a bad personality, but she is still very good to people."

"Well... you can also consider it."

"There is also the Yamanaka clan. There is a blond woman named Yamanaka Tsukuru. She is a little fat, but she is easy to give birth to."

"...also"

In this way, a good meal turned into a small blind date information exchange meeting for Izuna... Mito said it was wonderful... Madara listened very seriously, after all, it was an important matter about her brother's marriage.

Izuna's face was so pale... He thought what the hell he was resurrected for...

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