Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, in the Uchiha tribe’s land

"Izuna, how was the blind date yesterday afternoon?" Uchiha Madara, who had just finished rehearsing the dance with the Uchiha girl group, looked at her younger brother and asked

"It's not that good. That bastard Tobirama keeps disturbing me." Izuna sold Tobirama without hesitation.

"Hmph, that white hair is really getting more and more annoying," Madara said slightly gloomily.

He killed his younger brother before, but now his younger brother has finally been resurrected, and he wants to interfere with his important event of dating and revitalizing the Uchiha clan. How did such a bastard give birth to a child as good as Dave?

"Let's go, I'll take you to rehearse, and I'll take you to dance later. We brothers will work together today and we will definitely win that Senju Hashirama. We'll talk about the blind date tomorrow, and I'll ask Mito for you tomorrow," Madara continued.

"No need, big brother...what, what is dancing?" Izuna had a sad look on his face, he didn't want to be slapped by a girl anymore...

"Dancing? It's a very passionate sport. Hashirama and I dance every day in the afternoon. Hum, he has won this month. Isn't he just good at belly dancing? If he hadn't seen me win that time He, he is not convinced. He wrote my pole dancing in the book of seals, I have defeated him hundreds of times," Madara said disdainfully.

"Uh..." Izuna was confused...what the hell is dancing? What, what, break up? What, what, belly dancing, pole dancing? He died no more than ten years ago... Doesn't he keep up with the times? ? ?

Seeing her brother's confused look, Madara explained to him in detail what dance was and what accomplishments he had in dance.

a moment later

"Oh! I understand. I'm going to rehearse now. I will help you win Hashirama today, big brother." Izuna nodded. He is still haunted by what Tobirama did yesterday, and today he wants to get his place back with his elder brother Hashirama.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to make a call with Dave first. Hashirama's belly dancing is indeed not easy. His attainments in belly dancing are now superb. We must think of a new dance to defeat him." Madara looked solemn. said.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, what can I do for you?" Dave's voice came from the phone.

"Dave, do you have any new dances that can defeat Hashirama? He does have some abilities in belly dancing." Madara asked calmly.

"...Yes, Uncle Madara." Dave was stunned for a moment and said with a wry smile... It's over. Uncle Madara, the great hero of the generation, was ruined by dancing...

"Where are you now, Izuna and I are looking for you" Madara said

"I'm in the clan's territory, at the second elder's house. I'm here to play with Yue Mei. Just wait a moment. You're at home and I'll go find you," Dave said.

"Okay, come on"

a moment later

"Uncle Izuna, how was your blind date yesterday?" Dave arrived at Uncle Madara's house and greeted Izuna when he saw him there.

"Not so good...I got slapped by that girl." When Izuna heard the word blind date, she thought of that slap and said with a sad expression.

"...No way...Uncle Izuna, you are so handsome...even I had to stay away from the edge during my peak period, how could I not succeed?" Dave wondered.

Judging from Izuna's two-pillar face, how is this possible?

"Oh...it's all Tobirama's fault..." Izuna felt a twinge of angina when she thought of this...

"Dave, do you have any new dances that can defeat Hashirama?" Madara didn't think much about it. He just wanted to beat Hashirama in today's dance competition.

"Of course, Uncle Madara, do you know what hip-hop is?"

"...."

afternoon

Hashirama and the Senju girl group look like they did in the past, holding their heads high like victorious roosters.

"Why hasn't Motora come yet?" Hashirama turned on his phone and looked at the time, muttering to himself in confusion.

"Haxi hot mom!" At this time, Uchiha Madara walked slowly towards this side.

"Moda, how do you want to lose today?" Hashirama chuckled, as if he was talking about a very ordinary thing. He keeps winning these days. Belly dancing is indeed the real god! That pole dancing is simply alien! Black stockings Madara...get out of my head now!

"Hashirama, do you think you can win today?" Madara said coldly. Today he was wearing something very ordinary, just a suit.

"Where is your Uchiha girl group? What? Do you want to play alone today? Motora?" Hashirama said with a smile, not angry.

"Hmph, to beat you? I am enough alone, not to mention, I am not alone!" Uchiha Madara sneered.

"Please!" "The thief card!"

Uchiha Madara came on the stage, and the shocking music came to mind. Uchiha Madara slowly started to rise, and then... a Thomas whirled into the hearts of countless female villagers, and then he put his hands on the ground and followed with a big windmill on his legs. It spun to the music.

Everyone who watched Hashirama was dumbfounded...

Uchiha saw the shock on Hashirama's face and smiled disdainfully. Then he snapped his fingers. I saw a figure slowly falling from the sky, following Uchiha Madara's movements.

"Hahahaha! Big brother! Dancing can really make people excited!" Uchiha Izuna laughed and spun the windmill with his big brother.

"Izuna?" Hashirama looked at Izuna falling from the sky, and then looked at the bright eyes of the villagers over there, Hashirama was depressed...

"Hashira! Our brothers are going into battle today! We will definitely win!!"

night

"Tobirama! Just promise to dance with me!" Hashirama roared with tears in his eyes while hugging his brother's thigh.

"Let go! Brother! I don't want to do any embarrassing dance with you! Let go!" Tobirama roared as the veins on his forehead popped out.

"I lost to Motor today! He also brought Izuna with him and defeated me and my Senju girl group with a disadvantage of two people! This is definitely Izuna's credit! Woohoo! I absolutely can't lose. !" Hashirama cried with sadness.

"What? You said Izuna also went? And beat you?" When Tobirama heard that Izuna also went, he immediately asked in a deep voice as if he was a different person.

"That's right!! Woohoo! If it's Madara and his Uchiha girl group, there's no way they can beat me!"

"good!"

the next afternoon

The villagers saw such a scene...

Izuna and Tobirama are facing each other, Madara and Hashirama are facing each other...the eyes of both teams are burning with fire.

"Haxi hot mom!!!"

"Motor!!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

Dave, who was watching the show over there, had a headache... Can you imagine Madara and Izuna dancing hip-hop against Hashirama and Tobirama belly dancing...

This scene was really... as eye-catching as it was... He began to wonder if resurrecting Izuna was right...

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The author has something to say:

Let me tell you, this book focuses on daily life and changes the plot line. Some people may not like to read it. Haha, don’t criticize if you don’t like it. Some people may also think that the battle scenes are a bit sloppy. I can’t help it. If I write this thing carefully, I might not be able to write it well. I know my situation when I write it carefully. That is the water chapter. You see. It’s not comfortable even if I sit there, so I might as well write about Madara dancing or something to make everyone happy. After all, the protagonist's fight is just a tower defense game. It's a kind of plant. The enemy is destroyed in one rush. I'm too lazy to write any psychological analysis or action description. It's annoying. The main theme is daily comedy, and there are few battle scenes. At most, there are a few ninja battles at the end. Readers who don’t like it don’t need to leave junk messages with me, or don’t want to read it or affect my writing mood. If you like watching it, I'm very grateful for your support. If you don't like it, forget it.