Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After playing with Obito for a few days, the little Scorpion subtly joined the team...

Today, in class...

"Can any children tell me what one plus one equals?" Nanako asked with a smile.

"2" Kakashi raised his hand and said.

"3. From a biological perspective, for example, if a man marries a woman and gives birth to a child, doesn't this mean one plus one equals three?" Jian Yue raised her hand to express a different opinion.

"4. According to Miyue's biological perspective, what if they are twins? Doesn't that mean one plus one equals four?" Obito echoed.

"5, what if it's triplets?" Asuma lit a cigarette and slowly raised his hand.

"It's still 3, triplets. According to the perspective of game auto-chess theory, three stars in one are two stars." Hidan also said happily.

"No! One plus one! That's infinite! From the perspective of youth science! One talent plus one part hard work! Exudes endless youth!!" Might Guy was impassioned!

"6! From a puppet science point of view! My grandma can make two puppets put together to make six!" Xie also participated excitedly.

Nanako: ....

A moment later, seven calves and horses stood outside the classroom...

"Can't you six just be normal?" Kakashi was about to burst into tears...

Isn't one plus one equal to 2? Was there something wrong with his answer? Why was he kicked out too?

"Hey, Kakashi, as a friend of my fiery youth! Shouldn't you always accompany the sun!" Guy said excitedly.

"I just want to stay as far away from you as possible," Kakashi said slowly with a dead eye.

"So boring" Asuma took a puff of cigarette and said slowly.

"How about? Let's sneak away and play outside!" Obito rolled his eyes and asked with a smile.

"Where are we going to play?" Jian Yue asked.

"Internet cafe," Obito thought for a while and said.

"First, we are under 16 years old. Second, how can we escape?" Jian Yue asked helplessly.

"Hey, Kurama and I have been friends for a long time. Let's just talk about it there. If you want to escape..."

Obito brought six calves to the most remote corner of the kindergarten...

Then Obito took out a rocket launcher from nowhere and fired it at the corner...

"Hahaha! Can't we escape now? Let's go!" Obito chuckled and ran out with a few people...

Nine Tails Internet Cafe..

"Ah~ It's not open to minors, go ahead." Kurama looked at the seven little kids in front of him and said with a cold expression.

"Kurama~ We are not friends anymore~ Just turn on seven machines for me~" Obito looked cute with his big eyes flashing.

"Oh, your grandpa told me last time that if I turn on your gangster grandson again, he will tear down my Internet cafe." Kurama said with a sneer.

"My grandpa? Stop it, Kurama~ Just this time~ the last time~ okay~" The gangster stepped forward to be cute and said, shaking Kurama's little arm.

"No" Kurama said firmly.

"Huh? Well... I can only go and play with Grandpa Madara... Ouch... I want to file a complaint and tell Grandpa Madara that you won't let me play!"

"Stop! You grandson of a gangster is a real gangster. I'll open it for you. I'll open it for you. Don't complain. Also, if you see the police coming from outside later, the seven of you will get out immediately. Do you understand?"

"Hey! I knew you were the best! Got it!"

I found a corner and sat in the Internet cafe for seven consecutive times...

"Um... Kakashi... we... are we bad kids... My grandma said that no one who goes to the Internet cafe knows any good kids..." Xie asked, struggling to hold her little hands.

"What era is this? What era was your grandma from, right? Her thoughts at that time were definitely not up to date with ours now. Look, my grandfather is a typical example," Obito said at the side.

"Damn Kakashi! What are you doing?!"

"Record a video. I think your words are very classic. I want Grandpa Dave to watch them."

"You bastard!"

...

After fighting for a while, the six oxen and horses also instilled a lot of ideas into the scorpion, and the scorpion also officially sublimated into a calf...

Asuma took out his cigarette and threw one to each of the six cows and horses beside him...

"Ah? Are we still smoking?" Xie asked tremblingly..

"Don't worry, cigarettes are harmless." Obito waved his hand and lit a cigarette...

"This is the Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower, a specialty of our Sarutobi clan. It is non-toxic and harmless and will not affect our physical development." Asuma waved his hand and introduced.

"And not only the specialty cigarettes of the Sarutobi family, basically all the cigarettes on the market are from Grandpa Dave's Kidney Company. Each cigarette has been filtered hundreds of times by the special filtering machine built by my grandfather. There are no side effects except that it makes you energetic, and you feel as if you drank water when you smoke one, and there are no other discomforts, "Mian Yue also said.

"Oh...that's good"

So...

In the corner of the Internet cafe, there are seven little horses, each with a cigarette in the corner of their mouth and playing with the computer...

Scorpion...well...is completely ruined... (Children, please don't imitate, smoking is harmful to your health~)

The seven little guys played all afternoon, and Scorpion's face was red with joy...

"Go! Go! Uchiha police are here!" At this time, Kurama swaggered over with a beer belly and shouted quickly.

"Huh? So fast? We still want to play" Obito said gloomily.

"Will you, the grandson of a gangster, leave? If you don't leave, you won't be able to leave. I tell you, don't even think about coming to my place to surf the Internet next time!" Kurama said helplessly.

"Alright alright"

"Uchiha police! Hey! Those seven smoking brats in the corner! Don't leave!"

Dave happily spent time at home with his wife Yuemei planting flowers and watering vegetables. It was a happy pastime...

Suddenly, Dave's cell phone rang, and Dave slowly took out the phone with an evil expression...

Dave breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the marked pig trying to grab cabbage...

"Fugaku, why are you calling me, you little brat?" Even if it wasn't Nanako's call, this brat Dave wouldn't be so angry.

"Uncle Dave... um... Obito and his friends were caught by the police on routine patrol this afternoon and taken to the police department for surfing the Internet and smoking in an Internet cafe... um... can you come here... "

"Hello? Hello? The signal is not good? Hello? Obito? What? Who is Obito? Orphan? Is your signal too rubbish? I can't hear anything, hang up!" Dave said directly hang up the phone.

Fugaku stared blankly at the hung up phone in his hand..

"Uncle Fugaku, can you just let us go~" the seven detained calves all asked, looking at Fugaku with their big eyes twinkling.

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