Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Scorpion, what's wrong with your grandma?" Ebizō came over after receiving the news and looked at Chiyo being taken away by the ambulance and asked in confusion.

"I don't know, grandma suddenly fainted. Is there anything going on with grandma?" Xie asked nervously.

"It should be fine. Your grandma is not that old yet. I'll go to the hospital and take a look around Sunagakure with your friends first." Ebizō waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Scorpion, where are we going next?" Hidan threw away the bullet-riddled kidney in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"Then let me take everyone to see our attractions in Sunagakure first," Xie thought for a while and said.

On the way to the attraction...

"Scorpion, shouldn't Sunagakure all be in the desert? Why is your village surrounded by trees and it looks quite lush?" Obito asked the doubts he had been holding back all along.

"If I ask you to read more books, you have to play some cannon. Don't you have any basic common sense? Is your knowledge reserve only as much as Hidan's pain nerves? Oh, I forgot, Hidan doesn't even have pain nerves." Kakashi sneered. road.

"Kakashi! Do you want to try cannons?" Veins popped up on Obito's head, and then he took out a rocket launcher directly from his crotch with one hand.

"Come on! Who's afraid of you?!" Kakashi also unbuckled his belt and took out a scroll containing hundreds of size grenades.

"Okay, okay, can you please stop being quick to take action? We are civilized people. If we can talk, we will never do anything." Seeing this, Jian Yue shook her head helplessly, stopping the conflict between the two.

"Yeah, but next time before you move your mouth and say these words, could you please pull the snake out of your mouth? That way your words may be more convincing." Kakashi nodded lightly and read the scroll in his hand. put it back.

Obito and Kakashi felt very bad as they watched the white snake in Miyue's mouth hissing and spitting out snake messages, and the cold snake eyes staring at them.

"The geographical location of Sunagakure is destined to be a desert, but it is not without human intervention. In the past few years, it has reached good cooperation with Rain Shinobi Village and Sunagakure with the intervention of Konoha's third party. Originally, the weather of Rain Shinobi Village It was brought here." Jian Yue touched the white snake in his mouth and explained with a smile.

"Hmm, in fact, our scenic spot in Sunagakure is the desert behind the village. It was a desert specially reserved. It was originally used as a symbol of Sunagakure, but gradually Sunagakure opened up, and many guests from the ninja world want to come here to see it. The desert has become an iconic attraction like the sea in Kirigakure," Xie nodded happily.

"Oh, let me tell you, why are there such big dark clouds over there? They belong to Rain Shinobi Village." Asuma looked at the dark clouds in the far east of Sunagakure and nodded.

"Can you have a shot at that thing?" Obito asked excitedly when he became interested.

"I want to blow your brains out. That's Sunagakure's key to survival. Do you have time to spare?" Kakashi said angrily.

Xie led a few people to the desert area where they were visiting.

"Hey, there are actually scorpions in this desert?" Obito said, pointing to a little guy emerging from the ground.

"I remember this kind of thing can be eaten raw, right?" Jian Yue took out a small notebook and wrote down something.

"Is this thing poisonous?" Kakashi asked doubtfully.

"Would you like to know if it's poisonous? Come on, Hidan, ah~" Obito chuckled, picked up the stick on the ground, picked up the scorpion, and brought it to Hidan's mouth.

"What do you think I am? A test jar? Get out!" Hidan kicked Obito away.

"Hey, just eat it!" The Sharingan slowly appeared in Obito's eyes. Only then did Hidan realize the illusion. When Hidan reacted, the scorpion was already in his mouth.

"Okay, after identification, it is poisonous and cannot be eaten." Obito looked at Hidan who was lying on the ground and foaming at the corner of his mouth and said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, you often treat Hidan like this. Even if he doesn't die, he can't stand your torment like this, right?" Jian Yue complained helplessly.

"Hey, Miyue, there seems to be a centipede over there. Do you want to add some details to your experimental records?" Obito pointed at another small centipede that came out of the ground over there.

Jian Yue's eyes lit up, he picked up the stick and picked up the centipede, and put it directly into the mouth of Hidan who was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth...

Asuma shook his head helplessly. Sure enough, you have to stay away from these people. What do they mean? Asuma calmly snapped his fingers and lit a cigarette.

"Ah! My ball!" At this moment, a shout attracted people's attention.

"Um...is this...your pet?" Kakashi looked at the little girl in front of him and pointed at the centipede still swinging in Hidan's mouth and asked.

"This is the pet I just bought! Woohoo!!!" The little girl squatted on the ground and hugged her knees and cried bitterly.

"Kakashi, this is your fault. How could you harm someone else's pet without even asking?" Obito stood up and scolded Kakashi for this immoral behavior.

"Yes, Kakashi, you are becoming less and less graceful. You even hurt other girls' pets." Asuma slowly exhaled smoke and said.

"Yes, yes, Kakashi, what you did is so immoral!" Miyue also stood up and scolded.

"Kakashi, are you...moral?" Guy asked, scratching his head.

Kakashi stared at these three shameless people with wide eyes... What does this have to do with me? ? Isn't this what Mian Yue, you beast, did? ?

"I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't think much of A Li. My A Li is not sensible, please forgive me." At this time, the little girl's father hurriedly ran over and picked up the little girl, and apologized to the calves. said.

Judging from the attire of Qi Ma Ni Ma, he must not be from an ordinary family. He is just traveling with his children and wife and does not want to cause trouble.

"It's okay, uncle, um, little sister, your name is A Li, right? In this case, I will sell him to you as a pet." Obito didn't know where he got a piece of cloth from, and tied it directly around Kakashi's neck. Kakashi kicked him over there.

"Here... let's leave right away." The girl's father had never seen such a cool person before, and he hurriedly hugged the girl and left.

"Look, look, look at you, Kakashi, you fail more than you succeed. Being with you is simply bringing me down and scaring people away." Obito curled his lips and said disdainfully.

"How shameless" Asuma puffed out the smoke lightly.

"Yes, yes, it's so shameless," Jian Yue echoed.

Kakashi turned around suddenly, and the sword was attached to Miyuki's neck.

"Fight, fight!" Hidan came to life and shouted from the side.

"A bunch of weirdos" Asuma was tired.