Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a week later

"Uchiha Madara!!! Konoha!! Konoha is simply bullying people too much!! Come to our country of wind to catch tailed beasts! It's so rampant! Chiyo! Send a message to Konoha! If One Tail is not returned! We Sunagakure War on them Konoha!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!! How can it be repaired!! He actually came to our country of thunder to capture the tailed beast! Both of them were captured! Ahhh! Send me a message to Konoha! Don't take those two The tailed beast is back! Our country of thunder, Cloud Shinobi Village, goes to war against Konoha!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!! Ahhhh!!"

"Uchiha Madara!! Senju Hashirama!!!"

All the remaining eight tailed beasts fell into the hands of Konoha, and the other four major villages were almost mad to death, because except for Seven Tails, the remaining tailed beasts almost all lived in their respective countries. These two This guy didn't even say hello, but just took the opportunity to snatch the tailed beast in front of everyone. Where does this put their faces?

Then everyone sent a message to Konoha, probably that the tailed beasts were returned, and if they were not returned, then war would begin.

"What should I do?" Hashirama looked at the four documents in his hand and asked the people in front of him.

"One ninja world! Five great nations! Isn't this a split? Isn't this a betrayal of Mr. Sage of Six Paths!"

"The four major ninja villages are targeting us, and those small countries are also coming to join in the fun! Since they want to fight! Then fight!" Dave in front of him turned on a burst of BGM on his mobile phone, pounding the table with passion and roaring.

"..." Everyone looked at Dave in confusion...

"Ahem, say what you feel and say what you feel... just continue... just ignore me..." Dave came back to his senses... Just now, his mind flashed and he thought of someone in his previous life. Snippet....

"Send a message to them and hold a meeting of the Five Shadows. We will sell the tailed beasts to them" Tobirama said after thinking for a while.

"Where to open it? It can't be in the five major villages, otherwise the Kages won't go" Hashirama asked.

"Well, the Kingdom of Iron, or the Kingdom of Rain. Both countries are at the important center of the ninja world. However, the current regime in the Kingdom of Rain is not stable yet, and there may be dangers there. The Kingdom of Iron, in the Kingdom of Iron Right?" Tobirama spread out the map of the ninja world on the table, thought for a while and pointed to the Iron Kingdom.

"Then just send a message to Iron Country and the other four major villages." Hashirama nodded.

"Uncle, are you leaving the village? Can you take me with you?" Dave asked Hashirama. If nothing unexpected happened, it was the beginning of the first Five Shadows Conference in the plot, and he wanted to join in the fun. He was eating meatballs with Uncle Madara at the meatball shop today. Hashirama summoned Madara, but Madara didn't care so much and brought him over behind Dave's back.

"Dave, the Five Shadows Conference is not a place for children to make trouble," Tobirama said with a serious face.

"Hey, hey, hey, old father, I'm not a child! I have a wife! I have a fox! I can also do Wood Style! Apart from age and height, I'm an adult already!" Dave said unhappily...

"What's more, Uncle Madara and Uncle Madara will also be attending the Five Shadows Conference. Uncle Madara is so powerful. If anything happens, he will definitely protect me!" Dave said angrily.

"Well, it's good for Dave to go see the world. What's more, Hashirama and I are here, so he won't be in danger." When Madara heard Dave bragging about herself, how could she not express her gratitude?

"..Okay, but I have to go too." Tobirama thought for a moment and said. He can Flying Thunder God, and once Dave is in any danger, he will be able to help him immediately

"Hey, hey, hey, you're all gone, I'm going too." Izuna looked at everyone and left him alone in Konoha?

Thinking about the blind date experience in the past few days, Izuna felt very uncomfortable. Mito has been coming to catch him every afternoon these past few days... and his eldest brother is blocking the gate of the Uchiha tribe. He really can't run away even if he wants to...

"What are you doing, you loser who has already died once? Show your face to make your presence known?" Tobirama looked at Izuna and said disdainfully.

"Senju Tobirama!!! I've been putting up with you for a long time!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!! You're talking like I'm not!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

Dave now feels that it was a mistake for him to resurrect Izuna and bring out Izuna...his old father also found his gay friend...

A few days later, news came from other villages, agreeing to the Five Shadows Talk. The Iron Country also agrees. They are a country of warriors. It is not easy to live in this era of ninjas. It is better to express their neutral position in advance.

On this day, everyone set out. On the way

"Uncle Madara, I've been walking for a long time... I'm so tired." Dave complained and touched his blistered soles...

He is not a serious ninja. Apart from growing plants, he doesn't know how to use any other ninjutsu. He doesn't even know the most basic Three Body Technique. He watches his old husband use Flying Thunder God every day. He was very excited about flying around, but he had also seen the Flying Thunder God thing, and it gave him a headache... He couldn't learn it, so he gave up.

"Come up." When Tobirama over there saw his son, he didn't want to leave. He just wanted to say that he should carry him on his back. Uchiha Madara on the side had already reached Dave and bent down.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, you are so kind, mua! I love you so much!" Dave happily lay on Madara's back, kissed Madara on the face and said happily.

Madara didn't say anything and just continued on her way in silence.

Hashirama over there felt his heart melt when he saw such a loving scene. Should I say the same thing next time...and then...let Madara carry me behind my back...and kiss him secretly...hehehehahahahahaha...it's so embarrassing...but...you can give it a try ...Hey Hey...

Hashirama's face showed a pervert smile like an idiot again...

And Tobirama exudes endless grudges...the inherently evil Uchiha clan, the bastard Uchiha Madara, the hateful Uchiha Madara, and the bastard Uchiha Izuna next to him, all of whom want to kidnap their own Dave. He wanted to roar that Dave is mine, please let him go! But thinking that I might not be able to beat Madara... I can only swallow my anger for now...

Hum, that bastard Uchiha Madara is older than me anyway, hum, I'll wait! I'm waiting for him to die! I must dig his grave for him! His ashes were raised!

The sky was gradually sinking into dusk, and everyone was still rushing through the woods. At this moment, a flash of light pierced through the depths of the dark forest.

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