Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a few days later

"Hey, Auntie Cai, what's going on at the store?" Dave has been having a great time these days. Playing with his little wife Yuemei every day. At this moment, Dave was lying in Yue Mei's arms. Yue Mei gently helped Dave peel some grapes and stuffed them into Dave's mouth.

"Little boss, here... here comes a weirdo wearing a mask... He said he could come to you after he rebelled against the village... and now he is here." Aunt Cai over there said with a nervous tone. With. This person always talks about rebelling against the village and killing people... He really scares a commoner like Aunt Cai.

"Oh? Kakuzu? So soon? I thought he would come in half a year or two." Dave asked in surprise.

In his opinion, it would take half a year or so for Kakuzu to come here. He would first make a fuss in his own village and steal the curses that he specializes in, and then go to the black market for a few months. After realizing the cruelty of society, I came back to him. But it’s only been a few days, maybe half a month, so you’re here to find him so soon?

This guy has a very good understanding of today's society.

"It's okay, Aunt Cai, just give the phone to Kakuzu and I'll chat with him." Dave heard Aunt Cai's panicked tone and hurriedly comforted her.

a moment later

"Hey, kid, you said that I would rebel against the village and come to you after I couldn't survive. Now that I'm here, I advise you to make your purpose clear, otherwise, even Senju Hashirama and the others won't be able to save you." Kakuzu said slightly An indifferent voice came from the phone

"Uncle Dave is very happy that you can make this call to Uncle Dave. But Uncle Dave doesn't like the tone of your words just now. In Konoha, Uncle Dave is the only one who threatens others. No one can threaten Uncle Dave." It's a big deal, right?" Dave's bad taste came back...

"..." Kakuzu on the other side of the phone had a black line... This kid has such a bad character.

"I advise you to say it earlier, otherwise, the woman next to you will have to go down first." Kakuzu threatened Aunt Cai who was standing aside.

"In terms of seeking death, Kakuzu, I would like to call you the strongest!" Dave almost laughed out loud. Are you threatening Aunt Cai? Do you know who Aunt Cai’s husband is?

Don't look at Might Wei, who is usually silly and naive. However, he was a refugee before. In the troubled times of Sengoku, a refugee could still live well with his wife. Do you really think he has no abilities? Are you really afraid that Grandma Li will knock on your door?

This is the same for Kakuzu. After provoking Hashirama, is he now provoking a hot-blooded young man? He should have been in the black market for a few days after all, right? I can't find out this bit of information.

"Kid, what do you mean?" Kakuzu was very unhappy. Why was he seeking death? Doesn't the woman next to her have any great skills? She was startled when she just glanced at him, haha

"Kakuzu, I think you are very insincere. Let's talk about it when you are sincere." Dave said and hung up the phone. Then he called Might Wei's number.

"Hey! Little boss! Is there anything I can do for you?" Might's voice came from the phone.

"Uncle Wei, Aunt Cai is in danger. Someone wants to kill her now. She is in the store. If you are close, hurry over first. I am still far away from there. I think Aunt Cai will be in danger before we get there." Dai The husband said slightly panicked.

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a second or two.

"I know, little boss..."

"Grandma Li, knock on the door! Open!"

Dave looked at the phone in his hand and fell into deep thought as he listened to the last voice on the phone... Then he looked in the direction of the mobile phone store, Kakuzu... I hope you came with enough heart. ...

After a while, Dave took Yuemei to the mobile phone store...

There are no major problems in the mobile phone store. At most, a few walls have collapsed, and a few workers can fix it in a day. Even though the road in front of the mobile phone store was completely destroyed, no one was hurt.

Dave looked at the slightly panting Might over there, then looked at the half-dead Kakuzu on the ground, and burst out laughing.

"Uncle Wei, you are so powerful. By the way, is Aunt Cai okay?" After Dave laughed, he quickly ran to Might over there and asked in a friendly manner.

"Hey! Little boss! Ah Cai is fine! It's just this person who may be dead. And... it's this... store and street..." Might Wei scratched his head in embarrassment...

"It's okay, it's okay. The street and the store will be repaired with money from the store. You go and comfort Aunt Cai first. I guess Aunt Cai was very frightened today," Dave said hurriedly.

"Yeah, thank you, little boss! You are such a good person!" Might Wei said gratefully, and then hurriedly left.

Then Dave slowly walked up to Kakuzu and slapped Kakuzu on the face, waking him up.

"How about it, Kakuzu. There are some people you can't kill. Are you overwhelmed by the happiness of grandma knocking on the door?" Dave pulled Kakuzu up from the ground and said with a smile on his face.

Kakuzu's eyes are now vacant and lifeless... The blue figure from just now is still appearing in his mind...

"I know you like money. What I appreciate is your sensitivity to money. What do you think, do you want to help me make money? I will split the money with you 70/30." Dave looked at Kakuzu's silly look and burst into laughter. .

"No, June 4th!" As soon as Kakuzu heard about the money, he immediately came to his senses and forgot about what happened before.

"Qi San!"

"June 4th!"

"Eight-two!"

"Qi San!"

"nine one!"

"Damn, how can anyone cut like you?" Kakuzu asked with a headache.

"Hey, hey, you are in Konoha now. My uncle Madara, uncle Hashirama, and the uncle Wei just now are not far from here. You need to know one thing, I am not discussing it with you anymore." Dave threatened. Now that you've entered my Konoha, it's not that easy to get out.

"Kid! You!" Kakuzu wanted to kill the white-haired kid in front of him, but thinking about what the kid said just now, Senju Hashirama is this child's uncle? Uchiha Madara also has a very good relationship with him, and the green-skinned kappa monster just now was his employee? If I really do something, I might not be able to leave Konoha Village.

Four of his five hearts were gone just now, and he only has this one left, this is his life...

"Four-six! This is my final bottom line. If you still don't agree, then ask them to kill me!" Kakuzu is also a man with a bottom line. He will cross his neck and ask you if you agree. Bar

"Okay, it's settled!"

Trafficking Financial Manager: Success

"What do I need to do?" Kakuzu asked.

"Take out your stingy, ah, shrewd head!" Dave chuckled.

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I'm in a bit of a bad mood tonight. I'll be updating a few chapters during the day.