Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Madara stood up from his seat and looked around. What puzzled him was that the white-haired figure in his imagination did not appear in his sight.

"Dave, why can't your father still post here?" Madara sat down and looked at Dave aside and asked.

"Huh? My father probably bought a computer with his own money," Dave said in a daze.

A set of computers costs 300,000 taels. In fact, the total number of hosts, screens, etc. is only tens of thousands taels. The real big problem is electricity and network signals. Konoha has not yet reached the stage where everyone has access to electricity, so buying a set of computers is not enough. You have to connect your home with electricity, which is a big project. The real power source is still at Orochoku. To connect the electricity, you have to find some Earth Style ninjas to dig the earth and bury the wires.

Damn, the hiring fee for this ninja is really expensive. Just one Earth Style Chūnin costs tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands ryo. You can also find Genin, which is cheaper, but those Genin either don't know Ninjutsu, or their Earth Style is half-assed, so to be on the safe side they must be Chūnin.

"Let's talk next time" Madara forced down the anger in her heart. Let’s wait until next time, next time we meet.

"Dave, what is Konoha Farm on this forum?" Madara looked at the forum again. There was a special section called Konoha Farm in the upper right corner. Madara was very confused.

"Oh, that can be considered a game. You can open it and play it. This game is more casual. There is a novice tutorial in it, you can try it," Dave replied.

Madara clicked on the game with confusion. After reading the novice tutorial, he thought it was quite interesting, so he planted a few vegetables first.

"Dave, what is this Konoha Penguin?" Madara felt a little bored after planting vegetables and asked.

"Well, you can think of it as a chat software that can type and chat with others." Dave helped Madara open the software, and Madara entered her Ninja World Dance God account.

A small window appeared on the right side of the computer screen.

"Uncle Madara, let me help you," Dave said.

[Waibibabu is asking you to add friends] At this time, there was a beeping sound in Madara's ears, and a small pop-up window appeared in his lower left corner. Madara clicks to agree.

The friends on his penguin list changed from 0/0 to 1/1.

Waibi Babu: Madara Uncle Didi

Then there was another beeping sound next to Madara's ears, and Waibibabu in the friend list vibrated. Madara clicked it and discovered this scene. Then, Madara became familiar with this thing again. After a while, Madara realized.

Then Madara clicked on the friend search and searched for the ninja world.

Madara sneered when she saw the online display below Ninja World Speed. Initiated a friend request to the other party.

This ninja world agreed instantly.

Ninja World God Speed: Huh? Evil Uchiha Madara?

Ninja Dance God: You are very good

Ninja Godspeed: Of course I know I'm fine.

Ninja World Dance God: Have you advanced a bit in Flying Thunder God Technique and are now so flying?

Ninja World God Speed: Oh, you are nothing?

Ninja Dance God:...

Madara was already filled with anger. If he hadn't been worried about Dave and the two brats next to him, he would have probably erupted into a beam of light by now.

Madara closed the penguin panel and closed his eyes to calm down. He didn't want to see the words "Ninja World God Speed" again.

He clicked on the Konoha forum, hoping to collect some cabbage to relieve his furious mind.

When Madara clicked into her farm and looked at the five shiny and new vegetable plots, a question mark slowly appeared on Madara's face.

At this time, a pop-up window collapsed on the interface.

[Dear farmer, while you were away, your friend Ninja quickly stole 100 cabbages from you. 】

"boom!"

An extremely powerful beam of light suddenly erupted from Madara's body. She clenched her fists with both hands and smashed the table hard with veins popping out. The tabletop collapsed instantly. Dave, Hiruzen, and Danzo hugged each other and trembled. Who made the boss angry?

"Ah! Madara-sama, what happened here! Ah! Computer!" Aunt Cai behind the counter heard the noise and hurried over. She was startled when she saw Madara bursting with light beams and the remains of the computer on the ground.

"Ana, the loss here will be charged to the Uchiha clan's account. Remember to ask for it later. I'm leaving first." Madara closed her eyes and said slowly. Then a Body Flicker Technique left here.

Four people were left staring at each other.

In the field of the Senju clan, Tobirama happily picked up the teapot and drank a cup of tea. He looked at the hundred extra cabbages in the Konoha Farm warehouse in front of him. Alas, after scolding Madara for stealing a vegetable, he felt so good.

"Senju Tobirama!!!"

At this time, there was a roar outside the station, which scared Tobirama and ran away as the Flying Thunder God.

"Senju Tobirama! Konoha is so big! Let's see where you can run today!" Madara sensed Tobirama's aura disappearing outside the Senju station and roared angrily.

Then a Body Flicker Technique figure disappeared here instantly.

No matter what the situation is with Tobirama and Madara.

Kakuzu heard that Uchiha Madara had smashed several computers in the computer store, and he was on his way to the Uchiha tribe's land.

Since Uchiha Madara is currently fighting with Senju Tobirama, he can only find the second elder of the Uchiha clan.

"Second Elder, your clan leader just damaged five computers in the Aishen Internet Cafe. Three of the computers had all their accessories damaged, totaling 800,000 taels. The screens and hosts of two computers were damaged, totaling 100,000 taels. There are two more computers. The table is made of Hashirama wood, a rare wood in the western ninja world. The total cost is 1.5 million taels. Since your clan leader just made it clear in the title of the book that the things he damaged will be recorded in the Uchiha clan's account, now your clan leader has found There are no people left. Can you, the Uchiha clan, pay the compensation now?" Kakuzu picked up his little notebook and said slowly.

Uchiha Changjiang:? ? ?

a moment later

Satisfied, Kakuzu left the clan with a sack of money and a smile on his face. The money included my commission from Kakuzu, hehehe... The second elder Uchiha looked at Kakuzu leaving with the sack, and felt extremely sad. sore..

This Uchiha Madara, if he hadn't been unable to defeat him, would have kicked him out of his position as clan leader. That's all my money! ! ! The second elder Uchiha was heartbroken thinking...

Uchiha Madara

"Hashirama, do you know where Tobirama's Flying Thunder God technique is usually depicted?" Madara searched all over but couldn't find that damn bastard, so she had to find Hashirama to find out the situation first.

"I don't know." Hashirama shook his head. Those things were obscure and difficult to remember. How could he know?

"After you finish your work, I will take you to surf the Internet."

"Laboratory, Senju station, Hokage building, square dance place in the west end of Konoha, training ground No. 3 in the east end of Konoha, Aishen mobile phone store, xx hot spring outside Konoha Village, ninja school."

——

The author has something to say: