Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Madara was bored and kept refreshing the forum, hoping to receive some comments or likes. (The author’s crazy hint)

At this moment, another number was displayed on the message bar, and Madara quickly clicked on it.

Ninja World God Speed: What kind of beast are you? Where do you get the confidence to post photos? Um? A bad face is worse than Hashirama's cards?

Senju Tobirama, the speed ninja over there, has developed the skill of playing cards and reading posts at the same time. When he saw Madara's post, he smiled disdainfully.

As for the result...needless to say...

The next day, in Hokage's office

"The students of the Ninja School are ready to graduate. They have been studying for two or three years since the beginning of the school. They are already capable of becoming independent Genin. We can also accept some students." The left eye is blue and the right eye is swollen. Senju Tobirama, who has a crooked nose, a swollen forehead and a sausage mouth, said in a loud voice.

"Well, do you have any suitable candidates?" Panda-eyed Hashirama nodded sleepily and said slightly weakly.

I didn't feel so sleepy after playing Landlords all night yesterday... Why did I feel like I almost died when I stepped out of the Internet cafe door this morning... Hashirama thought in confusion.

"There are still a few talented kids. Senju Dave, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzō, Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Mitsuki, Akamichi Fengfeng, Utatane Koharu, Mitokado Homura. These kids are good." Tobirama now feels that he can't even speak when he opens his mouth. I find it a bit difficult...

"How do we accept them as students" Hashirama asked.

"Let's have four of us," Tobirama said.

"Don't Madara and the others accept students?" Hashirama asked, looking at the two people sitting over there in confusion.

"Ha, they don't deserve it. Hiss." Tobirama sneered slightly at the corner of his mouth, but it was so close to the wound that Tobirama quickly covered his mouth and took a breath.

"Leave Dave and Tsukimi to me." Madara ignored Tobirama and looked at Hashirama and said.

Needless to say, Dave had already made this plan. As for that little girl Yue Mei, I heard that she started Sharingan a year ago and is extremely talented. Moreover, she and Dave are also engaged, and the two of them often hang out together, so let's keep it together.

As for why I said I wouldn’t accept Uchiha Kagami, hehe, I don’t even like it.

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"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Hiss..." Tobirama roared fiercely when he heard that this guy had an idea for his own child. Damn, that bastard Uchiha Madara was so cruel yesterday.

How dare you take advantage of Dave? Look at how you usually look like a bastard, narcissistic, hateful, evil, sinister, pervert, etc. Tobirama put Uchiha Madara in countless hats in his heart. Let him take Dave? So what became of Dave?

"Ahem, that's it Tobirama, Madara usually doesn't have much to do. Don't always think of Madara so bad, he will definitely be able to take care of Dave and Yue Mei." Obviously, Hashirama chooses between his younger brother and Orion Got his own good friend.

"Brother! Hiss..." Tobirama roared, um... grinning again...

"Izuna, do you want to take care of students?" Hashirama ignored his brother and looked at Izuna over there and asked

"I'll forget it. I'm still a teacher in school. It's a lot of trouble to take care of students, and I don't have that much time." Izuna shook his head, his words full of resentment... Hikari usually goes on a blind date. It takes up most of the time, and I have to attend classes at school, so there is no extra time to take care of students.

"Well, okay. Let me take care of these three children, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzō, and Uchiha Kagami." Hashirama smiled awkwardly, picked up the information on several students in his hand, pointed at these three people, and said .

"Hmph, then leave the remaining three children to me. I'm not irresponsible like some Uchiha boy." Tobirama snorted, and then he could only take care of the remaining children. The words were also filled with disdain for a certain Uchiha who was trying to fish in troubled waters.

"Senju Tobirama! Didn't you get enough beating last night?"

"Hey, Uchiha boy, just because I can't beat your big brother doesn't mean I can't beat you."

"Senju Tobirama!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!"

Looking at the two people who ran out and started fighting again, Hashirama smiled helplessly. Alas, you still said that Izuna is a child, Tobirama, why are you not...

Inside the ninja school

Dave knew that SengokuF4 went to the Internet cafe to book the night last night, but he didn't know what happened afterwards. When he came to school and looked at the pig-faced Tobirama, he almost knew what happened...

"Okay, today is your graduation day. There is no need for graduation exams or anything else. Your current abilities are completely enough to become a Konoha Genin. Now come and receive your forehead protector." Tobirama, the pig-headed face, didn't waste any words. He directly stated the purpose of today.

After hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all became excited. Everyone was extremely excited, especially Danzo Hiruzen and others. When they took the forehead protector from Tobirama, their hands were really shaking.

"In addition, after two or three years of performance and various aspects, I, and...(bastard) Uchiha clan leader, Hokage-sama will specially select some of you as students." Tobirama looked at the faces of everyone below. The excited children were filled with emotion... These children will be the future of Konoha.

But there are some exceptions among these people.

"Yue Mei, why do you think this forehead protector looks so ugly?" Dave looked at the limp forehead protector in his hand and asked in confusion.

"Giggle, Dave, you are the only one who dares to say such a thing," Yue Mei giggled.

"Here, give me your forehead protector and I'll help you put it on." Dave took the forehead protector from Yue Mei's hand.

It was gently tied on Yue Mei's forehead. Yue Mei's eyes were full of tenderness as she looked at Dave who was wearing a forehead protector for herself in front of her...

"Dave-kun, do you look good?" Yue Mei asked with a shy face as she looked at Dave who was looking at her tenderly.

"Well, it looks good. Everything my Yuemei brings is good-looking." Dave gently held the catkins in his hand and said softly.

Yuemei is shy, but Dave still looks at her so tenderly...

The old father on the stage, Tobirama, slapped his forehead hard... It's over, it's over... His cute child was completely fascinated by the Uchiha daughter-in-law...

"Among them, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzō, and Uchiha Kagami, you will be a three-person team and will be accepted as my disciples by Lord Hokage. Akamichi Feng, Mitokado Homura, and Utatane Koharu, you will also be a three-person team and will be accepted as my disciples by me. Uchiha Tsukimi, Senju Dave, you are a team of two and were accepted as disciples by the (bastard) Uchiha clan leader." Tobirama forced himself not to look at his unlucky child and looked at the others.

Kagami, Danzo, and Hiruzen all stood up excitedly when they heard that they were accepted as disciples by Master Hokage.

"Sit down, sit down, you three over there, you want to rebel!" Dave over there didn't think anything was wrong and shouted to the three excited people who stood up over there.

Come on, what are you three getting excited about? Laozi's teacher is Uncle Madara, Rose of the Battlefield, God of Dance in the Ninja World, Konoha Village's No. 1 Dancer, Pole Dancer...ah, there's something weird mixed in.