Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a few days later

"Huh, teacher, can we not take on this kind of mission..." Uchiha Kagami looked at his teacher, then at the hoe in his hand, and asked resentfully.

"Um..Okay, let's go pick up the C-level ones for the next mission." Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly and said.

Danzo and Hiruzen were so excited when they heard their teacher's words that they threw away the hoes in their hands.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! I asked you to hoe the ground! I didn't ask you to throw my hoe!" The farmer over there roared very unhappy when he saw this scene.

The two quickly picked up the hoes and continued to hoe the ground. Hashirama also hurried to apologize to the farmer.

A few hours later, the task delegation office

"Help us get the C-level mission out" Hiruzen said happily looking at the ninja entrusting the mission in front of him.

"Okay." The ninja didn't say much, and took out a few C-level task lists and handed them to several people.

"Well, Danzo, do you think it's better to exterminate the bandits or to investigate the village's intelligence?" Jing asked Danzo, holding several task sheets and looking at him.

"Kill the bandits, this is good." Danzo thought thoughtfully for a while and said slowly.

"Okay, Master Chūnin, let's..." Jing nodded and was about to hand over the task list in his hand.

"Take this, just take this!" "Yes, that's right! Let's take this!" At this time, Hashirama and Hiruzen on the side had their eyes filled with light, and they quickly handed the task list in their hands to the Chūnin.

Chūnin took it and handed a piece of paper to the two of them.

"What mission did you take on?" Danzo and Jing looked at the two of them in confusion and asked.

"Hehehe..." Hiruzen and Hashirama both smiled evilly. He handed the paper in his hand to the two of them.

"Is this some kind of mission to decipher confidential information?" Danzo asked confusedly, looking at the two strings of numbers in his hand.

"No...this...this should be the Penguin..." Jing looked at the familiar arrangement of ten digits and said with a slight grin.

"Hey, this mission is to help the Penguin owner grow some vegetables on the computer, steal some vegetables from designated friends, and then win gold in the Konoha Landlords Ranking Tournament." Hashirama chuckled, I, the God of Landlords, Why is he so obligated to do this kind of task! .

Two days ago, Konoha Landlords also opened the ranking mode, which is divided into bronze, silver, gold, platinum, etc. In the ranking match, the double mode was opened. You will win more Konoha beans, but of course, you will also lose. More. The same goes for rank points.

Two Konoha philanthropists like Hiruzen and Hashirama are now Bronze Three masters.

"???" Danzo and Jing's faces were full of question marks, where are you two playing? Just your Landlord fighting skills? Where do you get the confidence to take on such a task?

Inside Konoha Internet Cafe

After Angle's publicity, the Konoha Internet cafe is now full of people. It is basically full of people every day, including ninjas and ordinary people. In fact, there are also many propaganda that are not based on angles...

"Holy shit, you're just playing! You blast him! I took him away with just three and one!"

"Shunzi! c! You're crazy! What kind of bomb did you come out with?? Are your damn bombs useful to me??"

"Whose online name is Lost Love?? Do you dare to come out and compete with me? I'll let you know what a black hand is! If you don't know how to play Landlord, go and plant vegetables! Laozi just lost the silver he bought ah!"

"Which bastard is the one with the online name Ninja World God Speed? Isn't he in the Internet cafe? md Do you dare to stand up? See if I can kill you with one punch! If you have the guts to comment under my post, if you have the guts, fuck you I stand up!"

"Is there such a thing as the speed of the ninja world? You added me as a friend and then deleted me after stealing my food? Do you dare to stand up! Stand up! You are so angry with me!"

Hashirama and the others were still a mile away from the Internet cafe when they could hear the roar coming from the Internet cafe...

Hashirama is ashamed... The God of Ninja World seems to be his younger brother... His younger brother has become more and more promiscuous these days...

The three of Hashirama walked into the Internet cafe. They looked at Kakuzu who was busy helping others recharge money, and looked at Kakuzu's mouth. Kakuzu's smile almost reached his ears. Hashirama felt that he was in pain and happy.

"Kakuzu, are there no more organics?" Hashirama asked as he walked up to the counter.

"Huh? Poor bitch, bah bah bah, Hokage-sama is here. Well, there are exactly four computers left. They are over there in the corner. Let me open them for you." When Kakuzu saw the wealthy Hokage coming, his face changed. His smile became more sincere.

"..." Hashirama's face was covered with black lines... I heard you call me poor...

Kakuzu helped the four people turn on their computers, and they all sat in front of their machines.

"Who comes first?" Hiruzen waved the paper with the Penguin number written on it in his hand and looked at the three of them doubtfully.

"I'll go first, you three can play your own thing first." Hashirama took the paper with the account number from Hiruzen's hand and said with a smile.

Danzo looks at each other in the mirror

"What should we do? Should we stop the teacher and Hiruzen?"

"... Let them play for a while first... After the task master is divided, let's hit him up."

Both of them understood each other's eyes, well, then it's okay, let the two losers go play first.

a moment later

"Hey! Crushed to death!" "Big you!" "Plane!!"

Amidst Hashirama's roars, the mission master's account successfully dropped from Silver 1 to Bronze 1.

"Teacher...let me do it." Hiruzen looked at the minus 5,000 Konoha beans on his computer and couldn't play anymore. Then he looked at Hashirama aside and said confidently

"Okay! Hiruzen! Teacher believes in you for once!" Hashirama looked at the confident look of the little monkey and saw his childhood self.

Hashirama solemnly shook hands with Hiruzen, both of them looking serious.

Danzo next to him had veins popping out on his head... these two people...

Waibibabu: Didn’t you go on a mission today? Why are you still online?

At this time, the penguin in front of Danzo shook once or twice. It was a message from Dave.

Yue Mei's home

Dave and Yue Mei hugged each other warmly and played with the computer. Dave helped connect the computer to Yue Mei's home for free. Kakuzu knew about this at that time and chased Dave from the east end of Konoha to the west end of Konoha... calling Dave a prodigal son.

When Dave saw Hashirama and the trio online just now, he sent a message to Danzo in confusion.

Everything is for Konoha: Sensei and Hiruzen took on a mission to help a Penguin go from silver to gold. Well, now it’s time for Bronze One.

Waibibabu:? ? you sure? ? Let the two of them play Landlords? ? Aren't you afraid that the account owner will find out and kill them both?

Dave spat out the Kaguya bone meal drink he just drank and asked those two philanthropists to take on such a task? What's going on?

Everything is for Konoha: It's okay, they can just play with each other first. When the ones that have fallen in equal parts can no longer fall anymore, Jing and I can help the account owner to hit them up.

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