Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Um, sister, this was all Danzo's idea! It's Danzo's fault!" Jing looked at her sister who was smiling softly in front of her, feeling the murderous aura coming towards her face like a real substance, and without hesitation, she killed her brother Danzo. Sold.

"Yes! Dave, this was the leader's idea! Well! It's Danzo's fault! It has nothing to do with us." When Hiruzen heard this, he realized that Jing had something, so he sold Danzo.

Danzo stared dumbfounded at the two people next to him who sold him out without hesitation. Damn it, are you two so nice to me? No need to!

"Well, there is the shadow of the shadow of the pot. Danzo, you have nothing to explain, right?" Dave nodded, saw the shadow of the First Generation pot shadow on Danzo, and asked with a murderous smile on his face.

"Well, Dave, I can actually explain it."

"Go and explain to Guoying!"

"ah!!!"

"And you two, don't even think about running away!"

a moment later

"Let's go Yuemei, I just accepted a mission." Looking at the three people half-dead on the ground in front of him, Dave clapped his hands with satisfaction, looked at Yuemei aside and said with a smile.

"Okay~" Yue Mei smiled sweetly, and left here with Dave first.

"I'm going to kill you two bastards!!" After Dave and Yue Mei left first, the pig-headed Danzo stood up and roared angrily at the two of them.

"Danzo, please listen to me explain... the situation just now, then... it was a last resort." Hiruzen and Kage quickly backed away.

"Go home and explain it to your father tonight!"

"ah!"

on the road

"Yue Mei, what is our mission?" Dave looked at Yue Mei doubtfully and asked. Basically, when he and Yue Mei do tasks, Yue Mei chooses them, and he just follows them.

"Hmm~ I'm helping Uncle Kakuzu take care of the kids," Tsukimi said with a smile as she took out the task commission from her pocket.

"Uh? You mean that brat Kaguya Junma?" Dave was stunned for a moment, thinking of that brat.

Because Tobirama and Izuna were arguing about whether their surname should be Uchiha or Senju, and they ended up fighting, Hashirama also said that the child should be named Kaguya. Maybe the Hui Yoruichi clan can spread in Konoha in the future. Right now, this child is being looked after by Kakuzu, Tobirama, and Izuna. But Tobirama basically didn’t even think about going there.

The kid really liked Kakuzu now, so he let Kakuzu take it first.

"Will we take care of the children? Are we still children? And... are you sure... Kakuzu is so stingy that he will entrust a mission? The mission reward will not be paid in Konoha beans, right?" Dave said in his heart expressed his doubts.

Kakuzu is so stingy that he still spends money to commission tasks?

"Giggle, it's true. The reward for the mission that Uncle Kakuzu used was one hundred thousand konoha beans to take care of the children for a day. But now that I have nothing to do, I just help Uncle Kakuzu and accumulate some background on the mission. Tsukimi giggled.

"...Okay, this is very Kakuzu..." Dave grinned slightly... Sure enough... Kakuzu is still the same Kakuzu...

Internet cafe

"Boy, did you two take over this mission?" Kakuzu asked, looking at Dave in front of him in confusion.

"Uh-huh, what's up, do you have any objections?" Dave snorted. Be careful, I will deduct your share.

"Okay, okay. Anyway, just keep an eye on this brat and don't bother me." Kakuzu had a headache and handed Kimima, who was playing on the counter beside him, to Dave.

He has been annoyed to death by this kid all day long. He is planning to enter the Diamond Stage of the Landlord Ranking Tournament today. Damn it, this kid is always hungry, crying, peeing, etc. while he is busy. Wait, he's going crazy.

With that said, Kakuzu opened the Doudizhu ranking match with great excitement. I heard that in the king stage, there are super doubles, 100 times, and winning one round is worth dozens of rounds now.

"Damn it, why did we meet these Nara clan perverts again?" Kakuzu entered the game, looked at one of the IDs in this game, and roared with anger.

"Um, Kakuzu, does the Nara clan also play this?" Dave asked doubtfully as he watched Kakuzu play. Based on the Einstein-like IQ of the Nara clan, Dave thought that the Nara clan disdained to play this game.

"Of course, you can play, but you can't meet people from the Nara family in low-end games below diamond. Maybe you are unlucky and can meet them in matching. They are really pervert. I saw it when I went to the Orochi Roku backstage. Damn, that group of people are all diamonds at the lowest level, and 80% of them are in the king. I have encountered him several times in the rankings. If I am a farmer with him, I can win. If he is a landlord, There is no need to play this round." Kakuzu's tone was full of resentment towards the Nara clan.

"Okay..." Dave was speechless...but the Nara family is indeed a bit pervert...

"Tsuki Mei, let's take little Junma outside for a walk first." Dave looked at Tsukimi who was still playing with Junma and shouted.

"Okay~"

on the street

"Dave, have you met your uncle?" Tobirama walked down the street with excitement on his face and asked when he saw Dave over there.

After several months of experimentation and research, his new technique was finally completed, and he couldn't wait to find his big brother to show him.

"Um, didn't you go to the Hokage office to have a look?" Dave asked doubtfully, holding little Junma in his arms.

"Here he is, he's not there. Bastard, he ran away while working again, leaving Sarutobi Sasuke alone to help him handle the documents." Tobirama got angry when he said this.

Sarutobi Sasuke is an old man in his fifties and sixties, and he still has someone help you clean up the mess as a Hokage every day.

"Well, didn't you go to the Internet cafe to check it out? Uncle, he doesn't leave the village anyway, he must be in the village, either in the Internet cafe, or with Uncle Madara, you can go and find it." Dave smiled bitterly said.

"Well, why are you and Tsukimi holding this kid?" Tobirama looked at the kid in Dave's arms and had a headache...

"We are on a mission to help Kakuzu look after this child for a day." Dave shook his shoulders helplessly.

"Hmph, if there is no teacher leading the team when doing the mission, then what kind of thing is the teacher leading the team? Okay, you and Yue Mei can do the mission well, and I will go find your uncle first." Tobirama was still concerned about what happened last night. The thing that bothers me is not to steal dozens of apples from you, but to use the Gundam from Konoha in the middle of the night to chase me to the border of Fire Country? ?

After saying that, Tobirama ran to the Internet cafe like a Flying Thunder God and saw Hashirama and Madara sitting in the corner.

"Brother! I have developed a new ninjutsu! Let me tell you! This is..."

"Is it Water Style?"

"no.."

"The sealed book is in the secret room on the second floor."

"...."

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