Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"You three take the little guys to bed first, I'll go outside for a while," Dave said with a smile, looking at the three guys in front of him and the three little guys in their arms.

"Well, brother Dave, are you going to make money again or something? You must take me with you! Kakuzu's father never takes me with him every time he makes money!" Kaguya asked in a panic.

"Go away, you've been in the eyes of money all day long. Go to sleep." Dave kicked Kaguya Kimima away.

Just like that, Sakumo, Dai, and Kimima each held little Sannin in their arms and looked at Dave's leaving back full of resentment...

"Okay, the teacher has left, let's go to bed." Sakumo was the most sensible of the three children. Seeing that it was getting dark, he looked at the two people beside him and said.

"Yoshi! Sakumo! Let's have a youth sleeping challenge!" Might held Orochimaru in his arms and roared with passion.

"Get out of here!!" Sakumo kicked him away.

The three of them returned to their houses each holding a child.

Sakumo thought of refining Chakra for a while before going to bed, so he put the little Jiraiya in his arms to sleep comfortably, put it on the crib over there, and sat on the bed to start refining it.

"Wow! Woohoo!!" Just when Sakumo was about to refine Chakra, Jiraiya suddenly burst into tears on the crib over there.

Sakumo got off the bed with a headache, walked to the side of the crib, picked up Jiraiya again and comforted her.

Half an hour later, when Jiraiya in his arms finally fell asleep... Sakumo also became depressed... After putting Jiraiya back into the crib, Sakumo fell directly on the bed and fell asleep...

"Wow wow wow!!!" At this time, little Jiraiya started crying again...

Sakumo struggled to open his tired eyes, and continued to pick up little Jiraiya and comfort him...

Another half hour...

Jiraiya was coaxed back to sleep, and the half-dead Sakumo lay down again...

"Whoa whoa whoa!!"

"ah!!!!"

Sakumo directly pulled out the knife and put it on little Jiraiya's neck, forcing his sausage mouth to look at Jiraiya with a sharp look on his face. Little Jiraiya seemed to be able to feel the murderous aura, so he quickly shut his mouth... and stopped making trouble at all...

Sakumo looked at this weird little thing and was very speechless... but he couldn't allow him to think too much... It was already past ten o'clock... This was really already for a child of more than four years old. Very late...

Just as Sakumo was lying on the bed full of expectation, hoping that the young lady in his dream would comfort him when he fell asleep...suddenly...

"Bang bang! Sakumo!!"

"Ahhhhh!!! Might Dai! You'd better have some reason to bother me! Otherwise! I will definitely kill you today!!!" Sakumo pulled out his knife, kicked open the door, and looked at Might Dai, who was holding the child in front of him, put the knife on Dai's neck and roared with anger.

He just wants to sleep, why is it so difficult! !

"Well... Sakumo... Orochimaru hasn't been sleeping. I don't know how to coax him to sleep... can you help me..." Might Dai swallowed awkwardly and pointed to Orochimaru in his arms. ..

Sakumo glanced at Might Dai, then took Orochimaru and coaxed him for another half an hour...

"Sakumo, let me sleep with you! Yossi! This is youth!"

To be honest, Might Dai was really a little afraid of sleeping alone... At least Dave slept next to him before. Dave would snore every day when he slept, which would give him a sense of security, but today Dave is not here... He Sleeping there alone, Orochimaru was very obedient and didn't make a sound, just playing with himself... The room was really eerily quiet...

With that said, Might Dai didn't care what Sakumo said and just lay down on Sakumo's bed...

Now Sakumo doesn't think about anything, he just wants to sleep... and he doesn't bother to pay attention to him...

Might, who was lying on Sakumo's bed, took off his ancestral green leather clothes with just one stroke. When Dai was about to go to sleep, he found that Sakumo had been watching him...

To be precise... I'm looking at my own underside...

"Little acorn?" Sakumo said quietly...

quiet...

"Ahhh!! Hatake Sakumo! I'm going to kill you!!!"

in another room

"Now I have one hundred and eighty-six thousand, four hundred and thirty-two point nine point eight taels of silver, which is still far away from Brother Dave's small goal of one hundred million..." Kaguya Junma was still sitting on his desk, holding a Hands, a piece of paper, a pen... keep swaying...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!" Little Tsunade, lying in the crib next to him, cried.

Kaguya ignored him and took out a piece of silver from his pocket and threw it up. Little Tsunade picked up the silver and burst into tears, giggling...

"Little Tsunade... she should be a strong rival for my little goal in the future. I must make 100 million before she grows up, um..." Kaguya Junma looked at little Tsunade who was constantly waving banknotes on the bed, her eyes There was a flash of fighting spirit...

At this time, Junma suddenly felt a trembling sound, and Junma came out of the room in confusion...

Ever since... I saw this scene in front of me... The naked little Acorn Might Dai with green light all over his body was fighting with Hatake Sakumo... Oh my god... Kaguya Kimima only felt He's going blind...

"Are you two crazy? Stop it! Stop it! This room and the floor are made of Hashirama wood! A piece of wood as tall as you is worth ten thousand taels! You two losers! Stop it!! " Kaguya Junma didn't care about Might wearing that eye-catching thing. Looking at the devastation all around, Kaguya Junma shouted loudly.

However, the two of them had already reached the climax of their fight and ignored Kaguya Kimima's words.

"Tmd you two bastards! Stop it!!" "Dead Bone Pulse. Dance of Chun!" Kaguya Junma looked at the more and more destroyed floors, feeling extremely resentful in his heart.

I saw a bone knife slowly appearing in Kimima's hand, and then he rushed forward. The multiple consecutive attacks made by his precise and soft physical skills caused Might Dai and Hatake Sakumo to be separated in an instant.

"I don't care how you two started fighting! Pay compensation! Pay me compensation for the floor and the damaged room!" "I did the math. This has damaged a total of fourteen floors. According to the market price, a Hashirama wood as high as a person is damaged. It's 10,000 taels of silver. A Hashirama as tall as a person can be made into two floors. That means you damaged a total of 7 Hashirama logs, which is 70,000 taels of silver. If I read it correctly, plus the damaged room items. Isn't that what Sister Yuemei gave to Brother Dave? You broke it? You're done. I won't say anything about compensation. Just explain it to Brother Dave when he comes back."

"Also, because I stopped you two just now, you damaged one of my one-meter-long bones. Usually, half a meter of my bones can grind out 500g of bone meal in the market. One gram of bone meal is ten silver taels, which means you have to compensate. I have 10,000 taels of silver, so you guys can do it. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

After saying that, Kaguya Kimima left... leaving the two of them messy in the wind...

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