Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Finally, Madara and Hashirama decided to have a duel at the bar tonight...

Dave is also the boss behind the bar, followed by Kakuzu and Orochimaru. Madara also likes the bar created by Dave, which allows him to find his long-lost youth every night.

The bar is located in the center of the commercial street. It is two or three times larger than the stores next to it. It is a busy time now, and countless simple villagers are lining up outside the door to enter.

"How can we get in with so many people now?" Hashirama asked in confusion as he watched the villagers queuing in front of him from the east end to the west end.

"Ha, come with me." Madara smiled disdainfully, and then led everyone through the long queue and walked directly to the door of the bar.

"Hey, passionate youth does not allow fouls! These gentlemen, we have to queue up!" Security guard Might Wei saw Madara walking through the queue with a few people, and shouted with passion.

Madara sneered, took out a golden card from her arms and handed it to Might.

"Hey! It turns out to be Madara-sama! This is your VIP card." Might Dai took it, then looked up and saw Madara, and said with a respectful expression.

"Well, Wei, do you still have my deck?" Madara nodded and took it and asked.

"Oh! Don't worry, Madara-sama! Every VIP user's booth in the Kidney Bar is reserved!" Mightwei patted his strong chest and said with assurance.

"Well, not bad, do your best." Madara patted Mightwei on the shoulder, and then led everyone inside.

Entering inside, the atmosphere was extremely hot, with three DJs, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzō, and Uchiha Kagami, swaying wildly.

Madara led everyone towards a booth and sat down.

"Do you want to smoke?" Madara took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and looked at the people in front of him and asked.

"Madara, why did you start smoking?" Hashirama asked confused.

Among the people Hashirama had come into contact with before, only Sarutobi Sasuke, an old man, smoked. He also asked about it at the time, and Sarutobi Sasuke said he was worried... Smoking one or two cigarettes can relieve stress or something...

In the past, cigarettes were imported into the village from the capital of the Kingdom of Fire, and no one in the village grew tobacco at all. When you build a village, you may not even have enough food to grow tobacco.

Until recent years, it seems that the family in the village and his nephew Dave started some tobacco together.

"Uchiha Hongtashan, the tribe's specially made cigarettes, fifty silver taels a box, not bad. I usually smoke one or two in the Internet cafe." Madara nodded, and then took out a cigarette.

"Fire Style. Cigarette Lighting Technique" Madara snapped her fingers, and a small flame appeared on her index finger, lighting the cigarette.

Dave on the side grinned... This... Uncle Madara's underworld sense of immediacy is so strong...

"No, big brother, our Senju clan also has one. Senju Double Happiness, take one." Tobirama on the side also took out a box of Senju Xuanhemen from his arms and handed it to Hashirama..

Hashirama was stunned...but took it...

Uchiha Hongta Mountain, Senju Red Double Happiness, Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower, Nara Furong King, Akamichi Yuxi, Yamanaka Liqun, Shimura Changbai Mountain, Inuzuka Yunyan, Aburame Xuanhemon, Hyuga Red Flag Canal, Moonlight Seven Wolves, Mitarashi Daiqianmen, Uzumaki South Blue, Kaguya Rain flower stones, moonless water and white sand, ghost lanterns and lotus flowers, Mount Huangshan in two days, red pandas in the night moon, etc...

Among them, in addition to those family cigarette clubs in other countries, South Blue in Uzumaki will be exported to the Country of Whirlpool for sale, Two Days Said Huangshan will be exported to the Country of Earth for sale, Yeyue Red Panda will be exported to the Country of Thunder, etc. Wait, the remaining cigarettes are basically self-sufficient and sold in the village. The common people are okay, they will choose the ones that suit their tastes and the prices are affordable. People in those families basically have a sense of family honor. , will buy cigarettes made by their own clan...

Kakuzu is basically in charge of exporting things now, and he enjoys it. I heard that he went to the Land of Water two days ago to export Mizuki White Sand, Ghost Light Lotus, and Kaguya Rain Flower Stone. The businessman started working... The reason was that the businessman opposite had lowered his price by a few hundred silver taels...

"Uh uh uh..." Dave is still a little uncomfortable until now... This is developing a bit fast... He almost doesn't recognize it...

"By the way Dave, you are still young and can't smoke." Tobirama's old father looked at the Uchiha Hongtashan in his precious son's hand, grabbed it and said slowly...

In fact, Dave also smokes. These cigarettes are actually not harmful to the body. Children of several years old can smoke them, and they can even refresh themselves. It's all the credit of Orochi Lu... Oh, Brother Lu, people's scientists, come on, work hard, and persist for a few years until your son grows up!

These smokes have a good response in the ninja world. Raikage from the Land of Thunder said that Yeyue Red Panda is the cigarette that real men should smoke... Tsuchikage from the Land of Earth said that Huangshan is the best cigarette in the ninja world, and Mizukage from the Land of Water said that Ghost Lantern Lotus is the best. Good cigarettes, other cigarettes are alien... Only the Kazekage from the Country of Wind means that you, Konoha, look down on me, the Country of Wind? Why doesn’t my country of wind have any special smoke?

Liedou was so angry that he tore open a box of Uchiha Hongtashan and Senju Red Double Happiness on the spot...

"Waiter, two bottles of ace of spades!" Madara waved to the waiter over there and shouted.

After a while...

Dave looked at the wine in the glass in front of him... and then the sake entered his stomach... This kind of luxurious life... it's so cool...

It wasn't until the last few people had finished drinking that the most important part of the day began...

"Hash hot mom!! Do you want to dance too!"

"Motor! Let me show you what real belly dancing is!!"

"Senju Tobirama! Let me show you what real dance is!"

"Uchiha Izuna!! I have to let you know today! The power of Second Hokage!"

The four drunkards are already going crazy now...

"Damn it, let you SengokuF4 rookies know what it means that there is a world outside the world and there are people outside the world!" Dave blushed drunkenly and shouted loudly on the table with his kick.

The four of them turned to look at Dave

"Plant group! Wood Style. Morning flowers! Wood Style. Magic Beet! Wood Style. Copperhead Drummer! Wood Style. Sunflower Singer! Wood Style. Tulip Trumpeter! Wood Style. Plantain Dancer!" Dave clapped his hands. , I saw extremely fashionable plants springing out from the ground.

“Oppa Gangnam style!”

"Dave! Do you want to challenge me! Come on then! Hahahaha!! DJ! Turn up the volume!!" Uchiha Madara took off his coat, looked at the three DJs on the stage and shouted loudly.

Sarutobi Hiruzen gave an OK gesture to Madara...

Tonight... is destined to be uneasy... five drunk people... swinging wildly in the bar...