Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a few days later

"Nine Tails...I'm saying it again! Get off my head!!" Veins popped out on Black Zetsu's head...

"Oh, what if I say no?" Little Nine Tails lay lazily on Black Zetsu's head and said with disdain.

"I want to die with you!!" Black Zetsu was furious, grabbed Nine Tails on the head and roared.

Little Nine Tails was pinched by Black Zetsu without any panic at all. He slowly raised his little paw and then lightly slapped Black Zetsu in front of him on the face.

"Bang!" Black Zetsu flew backwards...

Little Nine Tails walked up to Black Zetsu with cat steps, and then stepped on Black Zetsu's face with a sneer on his face...

Although little Nine Tails is a Shadow Clone, Nine Tails' Shadow Clone is not something that ordinary people can resist...

Black Zetsu is that ordinary person... Black Zetsu is different from Nine Tails. Nine Tails really can't be released, but Black Zetsu can be released, but all his abilities are taken away... because he The Chakra is still in Dave's body...

So much so that it caused the current scene... Nine Tails in Dave's body sensed this scene from Shadow Clone, with a smile on his face. Make you crazy, Black Zetsu...

Black Zetsu looked at the arrogant little Nine Tails... and shed tears of humiliation... This damn Nine Tails...

Wait! Wait for me! Wait for my mother to come back! Wait for my mother to come back! I must complain to her! Let her kill you!

"Heh, let's go, don't pretend to be dead on the ground..." Little Nine Tails patted Black Zetsu's face with her little paw. Black Zetsu was frightened and hurriedly scratched the ground with his hands... Oh... damn. ..It’s become a habit... But little Nine Tails didn’t use force and chakra this time, just patted it very gently...

Black Zetsu could only bear the humiliation and stood up. Nine Tails kicked hard and jumped on Black Zetsu's head... Black Zetsu did not dare to say a word...

"Let's go to the Internet cafe and check it out. Dave kid has been going to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet every day these days. He heard that there is a new game called Ninja League. Hehe, if he still dares to think that I, Nine Tails, am from Ninja Legend, then what? The boss is beaten every day, I must let him know what the anger of the tailed beast is!" Little Nine Tails said with a sneer...

When the game Ninja Legend came out, the popularity in Konoha was unprecedentedly high. When the little Nine Tails went out to play, they could hear the villagers talking about how they wanted to max out Nine Tails and get dragon slaying and so on... .Little Nine Tails was so angry that he beat up those villagers on the spot..

The result of this incident was... Nine Tails was taught a lesson by Dave. He was punished by not being allowed to buy anything to eat outside for three months... Nonsense, Dave paid for the compensation for the beaten villagers... .

Black Zetsu didn't dare to say anything, and took the little Nine Tails to the Aishen Internet Cafe without any complaints, and turned on two machines.

After the two of them experienced it a few times...

"Bang! That's unreasonable! Who the hell made a disgusting underworld hero like Senju Dave!" In these games, almost all of them can match Dave. It's a disgusting batch. Little Nine Tails has never been able to do it. I don’t think anything is as disgusting as the hero Senju Dave. That kid Dave isn't even that disgusting.

"The tables in the Internet cafe are all made of Hashirama wood. You have lost about 10g of Hashirama wood just now, which is almost 200 silver taels. Ten silver taels for a pastry. You just knocked off 20 pastries." Black Zetsu watched from the side. Looking at the dented table that was patted down by the little Nine Tails, she said quietly...

Little Nine Tails quickly picked up his little paw, picked up Black Zetsu's Senju Red Double Happiness and put it into the sunken place to block it...

"Hey, hey, hey, get your own cigarette," Black Zetsu shouted unhappily. Isn't it a bit shameless to put his cigarette in it...

"Oh, I just bought my Yamanaka Liqun," little Nine Tails sneered.

Black Zetsu dare not say a word...I can't bear it...I'm an old cunt who has endured it for a thousand years...I can't bear it...I'll bear it for a few more years...

"Go to the smoking area and smoke two cigarettes. I'm so mad. When I get back, tell Dave that I must delete the hero Senju Dave!" Little Nine Tails jumped from his seat and jumped on Black Zetsu's head.

Black Zetsu didn't say anything... didn't dare to say anything... and took Nine Tails to the smoking area...

After a while...

Two people...one fox...and one sinister looking at each other...

"Hiss~ Why did you two come to the Internet cafe?" Dave gasped and asked doubtfully...

Uchiha Madara on the side also had a cigarette in his hand. Uchiha Hongtashan smoked and looked at these two things...

"Didn't I hear you say there is a new game here? Let's take a look. Brother Madara, lend me a hand." Little Nine Tails took out Yamanaka Liqun, took out a cigarette, and looked at Madara on the side with a little attentiveness and said... ..

His lighter was placed inside the Senju Double Happiness of Black Zetsu... It's still there filling the dent... He forgot to bring it...

Madara didn't say anything. She snapped her fingers and a flame burst out from her hand. Little Nine Tails quickly protected it and lit the cigarette.

Looking at the little Nine Tails puffing away in front of him...Dave couldn't bear to look...

"Nine Tails, do you still smoke?" Dave went to ask the Nine Tails in his body.

"Don't confuse me with my Shadow Clone!" Nine Tails stretched lazily and said.

Black Zetsu looked at the three pipes and couldn't bear to look at them... Dave saw the Black Zetsu in front of him and gave him an Aburame Xuan Hemen...

Well... four bongs...

a moment later

"Let's go, can you two play ranked?" After the four of them finished smoking, Dave looked at the little Nine Tails and Black Zetsu in front of him and asked.

"Okay. It's definitely not a scam! My Uchiha Madara is super strong. I spent some money just now and bought all the skins [Black Silk Madara]." Little Nine Tails said with great air as he lay on Black Zetsu's head.

"Well, I play Mito" Black Zetsu said. There was still a bit of sadness on his face... He paid for the skin care treatment at Nine Tails...

That's the money he got from cleaning all the toilets in Konoha every day these days... Dave, a stingy, stingy and double-standard kid, gave this bastard little Nine Tails money and didn't even give me Black Zetsu... It made me Black Zetsu makes money by digging and defecating in Konoha's toilets every day... It makes me cry just talking about it...

Dave also knows about this. He has already thought about what heroes and skins the Ninja League will release next season. Black Zetsu, new hero, epic skin [Shit Terminator]

"Okay, let's line up in four. Uncle Madara, can you go jungle?" Dave nodded.

"Heh, are you questioning my village logo, Tobirama?" Madara asked with a disdainful sneer.

"...Hmm... I don't have any tools in the middle, or I can just mix it up with support..."