Crazy Detective

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Psshhhh!

The train conductor was using a fire extinguisher to put out the flames on what was left of the car. The air was filled with a layer of powder from the fire extinguisher.

The police sirens were getting louder, which meant the cars were nearing.

Zhao Yu no longer saw a need to hide his identity. But seeing as the police cars were about to arrive, Zhao Yu reached out, pulled Cheng Lingfei toward him and started feeling her up and down.

“Hey… you… What are you doing?” Cheng Lingfei asked, confused by his actions. She couldn’t understand why he was touching her. Was he trying to take advantage of her?

“What the f*ck!” Zhao Yu exclaimed after touching her once over and realizing there were no pockets in her skirt. “Quick, call your lackeys! My girlfriend is still at your place! Quick!”

Cheng Lingfei finally understood that Zhao Yu was looking for her phone. Why hadn’t he just asked instead of groping her?

Seeing Cheng Lingfei’s stunned face, Zhao Yu had no choice but to do the same to Yang Zebiao. He hadn’t expected Yang Zebiao to begin to giggle as soon as he touched him. “Ticklish! So ticklish! I’m pretending to be dead!” Yang Zebiao said, before lying down once again and closing his eyes.

Zhao Yu was at a loss for words. Could Yang Zebiao be compared to a child or was he really crazy? He had thought that Yang Zebiao had been trying to taunt him when he smiled and waved at him earlier.

Okay… He Yubing… Zhao Yu turned over and crawled towards He Yubing. Just as he was about to search her, the police cars screeched to a halt and police surrounded them. As the doors of their cars opened, policemen surrounded them with guns and shouted, “Don’t move! Keep your hands up!”

“Zhao Yu?!” Just as Zhao Yu was about to explain things to the police, he heard a familiar shout from the crowd. Looking up, he saw that it was none other than Miao Ying!

What… So fast?! Although Zhao Yu was shocked, he rushed over to her quickly.

“Oh my god!” Miao Ying signaled to her colleagues, then quickly ran to meet Zhao Yu. “What happened here?” she asked, looking at the wreckage.

“Uhm… it’s a really long story!” Zhao Yu exclaimed as he helplessly hugged his queen.

“Zhao Yu, you are truly extraordinary! You actually dared to jump onto a helicopter! Did you forget what you promised me?” she continued, affectionately hugging Zhao Yu. She saw Zhao Yu’s face scrunch up in pain and hurriedly turned him around, only to discover injuries on his back. Her eyes filled with tears.”How do you feel now?” she asked, “Don’t worry. The ambulance is coming. Hold on! Oh my god…”

“It’s okay, I’m fine!” Zhao Yu said comforting her. He pointed at Cheng Lingfei and company and said, “Let’s wrap things up! They’re all here!”

Miao Ying nodded at one of the police officers and they immediately surrounded Cheng Lingfei and her company.

At this point, Cheng Lingfei couldn’t have cared less about the police in front of her and hugged her child in tears. When one of the officers cuffed her and forced her away from her child, she began to struggle but had no strength left.

While waiting for the ambulance, Zhao Yu briefly told Miao Ying and the police what had happened. Even the summary was enough to shock everyone, especially Miao Ying who was worried about his safety to the point of becoming manic. She held Zhao Yu’s collar and exclaimed, “First you jump onto the helicopter, then you drop off it, then you steal a car to chase the helicopter, and then you use a car to crash into it? Hey, darling, are you sure your brain is okay?”

“My brain is okay, but my ears are a little sore!” Zhao Yu said shaking his head.

“Wait… that doesn’t sound right. The helicopter was so high, so how was it possible?” one of the police officers asked.

“I used a shovel to break the propellers so the plane couldn’t fly high!” Zhao Yu explained.

Everyone looked at each other, and some even lost their balance from the shock!

“Oh, right, darling…” Zhao Yu realized that the story of him chasing the helicopter was beginning to get blown out of all proportion and decided to change the subject quickly. “After I jumped onto the helicopter, what happened at your end?”

“You mean how did I solve the issue?” Miao Ying smiled. “Didn’t you deal with those people already? Relax, not a single one escaped! But… Zhao Yu, isn’t there something you have to tell me?”

“Ah? What do you mean?” Zhao Yu froze.

“Previously, I thought it was because the two chairs were made of different materials, but when I was about to leave, I tried to shift the chair you were tied to. There was no way you could have moved it! Your strength is unbelievable!”

“My goodness, Ms. Miao, are you broadcasting this to the world?” Zhao Yu’s body was filled with pain, and his brain was hurting too much. He had no intention of hiding this from Miao Ying anymore. “It’s actually like this, love. There’s a system in my head and in this system there are strength enhancing tools. After eating this you can gain immense strength! Hey… hey! I’m not done! Don’t leave!”

Hearing Zhao Yu’s explanation angered Miao Ying. She turned and walked towards the car that Cheng Lingfei was in.

“I’m telling the truth! Hey… can you support me?” Zhao Yu limped behind her and let out a groan when he accidentally touched his injured leg.

Miao Ying couldn’t bear to see Zhao Yu in pain and hurried over to help him. “I think it’d be more believable if you said you’d had divine intervention.”

Zhao Yu scratched his head. He knew his explanations were hard to believe and decided to change his approach. “Alright, how about this. Looking at all those people keeping you captive made me panic. Maybe I was desperate, that’s how I suddenly gained a burst of strength? Seems like only you, my dear, can bring out the best in me!”

Zhao Yu’s words rendered Miao Ying speechless. At this point, multiple ambulances arrived at the scene and Miao Ying waved at them urgently. “Come and clean yourself up in the ambulance. These are not light injuries!”

“Yeah…” Zhao Yu glanced at Miao Ying, but seeing Cheng Lingfei in the police car hurriedly said, “Darling, this is not the time.” He pulled Miao Ying over towards the police car. “Quick! If you want to know the truth about the Rural Cooperatives Homicide Case, now’s our best chance! Come on!