Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

Seeing the Root Ninja in front of him, Hanyu Izumi couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

Actually, the scene just now was really an accident. He really didn't expect that his shit clone would fly everywhere like a soup dumpling after being chopped.

"Well......If I say this is an accident, do you believe me?"

In fact, for Hanyu Izumi, he really doesn't want to have too much to do with Danzo. This old guy is too troublesome, so he still hopes to be in peace.

But now, Danzo's active provocation has made him fall into this huge vortex, unable to extricate himself.

"You're talking nonsense!"

How could the Root Ninja believe what Hanyu Izumi said? He was no longer calm and composed. He just wanted to chop Hanyu Izumi in front of him alive.

"This is my ninjutsu.......so......Do you still want to continue fighting?"

Hanyu Izumi looked at the Root Ninja who lost his composure in front of him, and was also very helpless, but at this moment, he had completely made up his mind that he would stay today no matter what.���These three people

"You damned brat!"

The face under the mask of the Root ninja has been almost twisted by Hanyu Izumi's anger. He is also an old member of the Root. He has followed Danzo since the establishment of the Root. All along, according to Danzo's orders, he has also secretly executed many people, but he has never seen any ninja playing with shit!

However, Hanyu Izumi can't see the expression under his mask. He only knows that he has to take advantage of the victory now. Looking at the endless sea, Hanyu Izumi finally decided to show his strength to fight the three Root ninjas in front of him.

"Shit escape. Fart mist technique!"

I saw Hanyu Izumi forming a seal with one hand, and shit-yellow mist suddenly appeared on the sea. The mist came quickly and completely surrounded the entire battlefield in an instant.

"Next, it's my hunting time."

Looking at the thick yellow fog on the sea, Hanyu Izumi knew that the enemy could no longer see his position.

"this......vomit......"

Feeling the changes in the surrounding environment, even though the three of them were experienced fighters, they still felt nauseous again and again when facing this disgusting feces-yellow fog. At the same time, they also found that the fog actually caused their bodies to react.

"Everyone, don't breathe! This mist is poisonous!"

The leading ninja immediately noticed something wrong with the mist and quickly ordered his men to hold their breath, but even so, they still couldn't determine Hanyu Izumi's location.

"Let's rush out first, and then fight him!"

At the moment, they can only choose to stay away from this thick fog, otherwise they will die here sooner or later. Thinking that if they die, they will be buried in the belly of the fish, they instantly have motivation.

However, as a bloodline legend, how can the fart fog technique be avoided so easily? When Hanyu Izumi used this move for the first time, it covered the entire mountaintop.

"No, this area is too big!"

One of the ninjas saw that he couldn't escape the shit-yellow fog, and thought of the teachings of the root. A trace of determination appeared on his face under the mask. He slowly took off his mask and quickly formed seals with his hands.

"No!"

The leading Root Ninja saw his subordinate take off his mask and knew that he wanted to sacrifice himself, and hurriedly shouted at him:"If you use wind escape ninjutsu here, you will die!"

However, the ninja just smiled at him, and the last seal on his hand was completed.

"Next, it's up to you guys."

Then, he took a deep breath.......

"Wind escape. Breakthrough!"

Accompanied by a strong gust of wind, most of the fog on the sea surface was blown away, and Hanyu Izumi's figure also appeared.

"Cough cough cough......vomit......"

As expected, after using the ninjutsu, the ninja inhaled too much feces-yellow mist at once, and collapsed directly on the sea surface with a violent retching and coughing.

Without the support of chakra, his body slowly sank into the sea.

"Damn it!"

Although the Root Ninjas have no emotions, facing Hanyu Izumi's continuous insults, the leading ninja also made a desperate decision.

"How about it, my ninjutsu is really made of shit, right? Did I not lie to you?"

Hanyu Izumi stood calmly on the sea with a mocking smile on his face. In fact, since he started using ninjutsu, he decided to take this opportunity to hone the coordination between his ninjutsu.

"Actually, this move of mine is not so easy to end, but since you have worked so hard, I will cancel this move."

However, although there was no shit-yellow fog on the sea, a shit-yellow cloud appeared above their heads. Looking at the giant shit-yellow cloud above their heads, the two Root ninjas suddenly had an ominous premonition in their hearts.

"Shit escape. Golden rain!"

Izumi Hanyu didn't intend to give them time to react. He directly controlled the shit-yellow cloud to start dropping small shit beads. For a moment, the sky above them was like a violent storm, but this was a violent storm with a smell.

"What's this......vomit......"

Since the Root Ninjas need to wear masks when they go out on missions, this is their biggest weakness at the moment. Many of the small feces that kept dripping from the sky had already entered through the gaps in their masks, emitting a foul odor.

"vomit......Take off your masks quickly!"

How could the remaining two Root ninjas bother to put on masks to hide their identities?

Especially the ninja in the lead, whose head, which had not been cleaned with difficulty, was once again covered with shit-yellow juice.

"vomit......"

As the mask was removed, a stream of shit-yellow liquid came out.���It immediately flowed from their cheeks to their necks, and finally penetrated into their clothes.

"Jump into the sea!"

The two ninjas didn't care about Hanyu Izumi anymore. They just felt that they were not clean anymore, and the sea water under their feet was their only hope.

In this way, the two of them released the chakra condensed on the soles of their feet and jumped into the sea water. On their heads, small beads of shit were still dripping.

"How is it? Is the shit delicious?"

Yanyu Izumi still smiled and stood on the waves, watching the two ninjas struggling in the sea, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"you......vomit......"

Hearing Hanyu Izumi's ridicule, a Root ninja was about to open his mouth to refute, but a mouthful of sea water mixed with small shit beads from the sky poured into his mouth.

"vomit......"

As the mouthful of seawater entered, the salty taste of the seawater fully compensated for the astringency of the small dung beads, while the stench of the small dung beads directly neutralized the bitterness of the seawater. For a moment, the ninja was instantly overwhelmed by the two perfect smells and had to vomit obediently.

"I didn't expect you to be such a good eater, eating seawater mixed with shit!"

Seeing that the ninja was so disgusted that he couldn't speak, Hanyu Izumi quickly mocked him, but his hands didn't stop at all, controlling the shit-yellow clouds above to keep dropping small shit beads.

The leading Root ninja looked at the small shit beads dripping from the sky, and kept comforting himself to stay calm. Finally, he thought of a way to crack it.

He quietly took out a kunai and a detonating talisman from his ninja tool bag, and then threw them towards the shit-yellow clouds in the sky.

""Boom!"

As the detonating talisman exploded, the shit-yellow cloud was instantly blown out of shape by the blast. Seeing that this trick worked, the ninja quickly threw out two more kunai with detonating talismans.

"Boom! Boom!"

Under the effect of the detonating talisman, the shit-yellow clouds in the sky finally disappeared. Taking this opportunity, he quickly cleaned his body with sea water, and then stood on the sea again.

"Good, you are very calm."

Looking at the two people standing on the sea again, Hanyu Izumi was not surprised at all. These are the elites of the Root, and it can be said that they were carefully selected by Danzo. How could they be like those rubbish of the Ronin Gang?

"Boy, the next step is your death."

The two Root Ninjas stared at Hanyu Izumi fiercely, as if they wanted to eat him alive.

"You don't think I really have no backup plan, do you?"

Hanyu Izumi smiled and looked at the two people in front of him who were in such a state of disgrace. Now their physical and mental strength had been tortured like an ordinary person, and had already reached their limits. Now was the best time for him to test new ninjutsu.

"Go to hell!"

The two ninjas looked ferocious, and directly infused their blades with wind escape, rushing towards Hanyu Izumi from the left and right.

"Shit escape. Shit dragon bullet technique!"

Yuzuru Hanyu looked at the two people rushing over, his face was not panicked at all, and he directly used the A-level ninjutsu Shit dragon bullet.

As the ninjutsu was launched, pieces of shit suddenly appeared around Yuzumi Hanyu, and then these shits of different sizes and shapes condensed into the shape of a dragon, flying towards the two of them with fangs and claws.

"You're looking for death!"

One of the Root Ninjas faced the Shit Dragon so close that he used his wind escape-infused Ninja Sword to chop at the dragon's head.

""Dang!"

However, the shit dragon did not split as he wished, but instead broke his ninja sword.

"impossible......"

Looking at the broken ninja sword in his hand, the last psychological defense of the Root Ninja completely collapsed. He really couldn't understand why his blade, which was infused with wind escape, couldn't cut a dragon made of feces.

"It's over."

Hanyu Izumi watched indifferently as the two were swallowed by the dung dragon, and then the dung dragon turned directly into a large ball of feces, and the pressure inside directly crushed them completely.

"Why bother......"

Looking at the bodies floating on the sea, Hanyu Izumi couldn't help but feel a lot of emotions.

All he could say was that their luck was too bad to be chosen to carry out this mission. For a moment, Hanyu Izumi didn't know what to say. Now he only knew that his future would not be peaceful.......