Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"you......"

Izumi Hanyu looked back in horror and found that Itachi, who was squatting on the tree, had come behind him and stabbed him in the back with a kunai.

"Although I don't know who you are, your ninjutsu is really disgusting."

Uchiha Itachi said this with a frown, which means that Hanyu Izumi's ninjutsu really disgusted him.

"Kisame, hurry up!"

Itachi knew that his illusion seemed to be ineffective against Hanyu Izumi, and now that he had just recovered a little, he didn't dare to use the Mangekyō Sharingan again.

As a teammate, Kisame knew Itachi's current physical condition, and quickly broke free from his restraints and crawled out in a mess.

"Thank you, Mr. Itachi."

Kisame showed Itachi his white shark teeth, then turned around to fish for his Samehada

"Are you the Uchiha Itachi who slaughtered the entire Uchiha clan single-handedly?"

Hayu Izumi was stabbed in the internal organs, and he obviously didn't have as much strength to speak as before.

"This has nothing to do with you."

Itachi now hated the ninja who used shit in front of him. He had never seen such a disgusting way of attack. After saying that, he used force in his hand again and stabbed the kunai in.

But this time, Itachi found that what flowed out of Hanyu Izumi's body was not bright red blood, but shit-yellow liquid.......

"Damn it!"

When Itachi saw the foul-smelling shit-yellow liquid flowing down the kunai into his hand, he knew that the Hanyu Izumi in front of him was not the real person, but the clone from before.

"Kisame, be careful! This is a clone!"

""Hang?"

Hearing Itachi's reminder, Kisame, who was trying to pull Samehada, turned around.

The next second, the clone exploded!

""Boom!"

Both Itachi and Kisame were instantly covered in the liquid from the feces clone, especially Kisame. When he asked the question just now, his mouth was open, and the splashing feces poured directly into his mouth. As soon as the feces entered his mouth, a pungent stench rushed straight to his head. Kisame felt that he was sublimated at that moment.

"vomit......"

Kisame immediately didn't care about Samehada or not, and immediately knelt down and vomited, but no matter how Kisame vomited, he always felt that there was a strong smell of shit in his mouth.

Compared with Kisame's miserable state, Uchiha Itachi was not much better. He was at the center of the explosion and was directly covered with shit juice. His originally flowing hair instantly began to drip with shit juice, and the coat representing the Akatsuki organization also turned directly into shit yellow.

"vomit......"

Itachi no longer had the coldness of the Uchiha clan. The disgusting smell really made him lose his coldness. However, compared to Kisame, Itachi was more rational. He vomited and tried to escape from the huge pit of feces. But the next second, Itachi felt a pair of hands grabbing his ankles, and before he could react, he fell into the pit.

"You dare to stab me in the back, you are so brave!"

The figure of Hanyu Izumi slowly emerged from the pit, but to Itachi's surprise, Hanyu Izumi's body was not stained with a trace of shit yellow.

"I will fight you!"

Seeing Hanyu Izumi appear again, Kisame immediately became crazy and rushed directly towards Hanyu Izumi.

"do not......"

Hanyu Izumi looked at Kisame who had been dyed yellow, and quickly formed seals with both hands.

""Plop!"

As the ninjutsu was activated, the thick feces at the bottom of Kisame's feet suddenly turned into feces water. This sudden scene did not allow Kisame to make any adjustments at all, and he fell straight into the feces water.

Seeing Kisame fall, Hanyu Izumi waved his finger

"Congeal!"

Under Hanyu Izumi's command, the originally diluted manure water once again condensed into a thick state, making Kisame unable to move.

"You two, is it fun?"

Hanyu Izumi looked at Itachi and Kisame who were trapped in the cesspool and said proudly,"Actually, I'm just after money, why don't you just give me money? Why do you have to fight me?"

Facing Hanyu Izumi's question, both Kisame and Itachi were silent.

"Since you guys are silent, don't blame me for being cruel."

Seeing that the two of them were silent, Hanyu Izumi once again used the Golden Juice Rain, and dense beads of shit kept dripping, hitting the faces of the two like a rainstorm.

"This is your punishment!"

After saying this, Hanyu Izumi walked away without caring about his relatives.......

The small beads of shit kept dripping, and the stench made the two of them almost unable to open their eyes, but they could do nothing but wait for the shit rain to stop.

After nearly three hours, the"rainstorm" finally stopped. Perhaps because Hanyu Izumi had walked away, the two of them actually felt that their bodies could gradually move slightly.

After feeling the changes in their bodies, Itachi and Kisame both exerted their strength and broke free from the pit.

"Mr. Itachi, what should we do next?"

Kisame smelled the stench coming from his body and was speechless.

This time, both of them were thoroughly marinated!

"Find a river and take a bath!"

When Itachi said this, his mentality had completely collapsed.

The two of them didn't say a word of nonsense along the way. They found a place with water and began to wash their bodies and clothes. However, what made them desperate was that no matter how they washed, they seemed to have the smell of the cesspool.

"Itachi, Kisame, the leader wants you to go back quickly.

Just when the two were about to get their skin peeled off, Zetsu's body emerged from the ground.

"Are you two taking a bath together?"

Seeing the two of them frantically wiping their bodies in the river, the lively White Zetsu asked curiously,"Isn't it said that only a man and a woman would bathe like this? Why are you doing this too?"

Itachi:......

Kisame:......

Good man, this question from Bai Zetsu made them completely embarrassed.

"I warn you, if you two tell anyone, I will definitely kill you."

Itachi stared at him with a pair of scarlet Mangekyō Sharingan, his words full of threats.

"Okay, I won't say anything, but the smell on you reminds me of the past."

On the other side, Black Zetsu saw White Zetsu still talking about this, and quickly scolded:"Idiot, shut up!"

Just like that, Itachi and Kisame returned to the Akatsuki organization with unhappy faces, and ran into Konan head-on

"Welcome back, you guys......."

Normally, for members who have returned from a mission, Xiaonan would say a few words like"thank you for your hard work", but this time, Xiaonan was completely interrupted by the smell of the two.

The smell of Itachi and Kisame made Xiaonan not know what to say, but as one of the managers of the organization, Xiaonan decided to comfort them. However, Xiaonan didn't know what to say about the etiquette of the world, and after a long time, he could only say one sentence:

"you two......Did he fall into a cesspool?"