Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

"Quack......quack......"

In the Land of Fields, a toad was resting in the field, enjoying the beautiful scenery of the midday, as if it had nothing to do with it.

There was silence all around, and it seemed that there was only this toad in the whole world. The toad looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around, he slowly opened his mouth.

The next second, a human hand stretched out from the toad's mouth and propped up the ground.

"OK! It seems that the infiltration was successful!"

A white-haired man slowly pushed his body out of the toad, looked at the toad staring at him blankly, and said with a smile:"Thank you for your hard work!"

The toad seemed to understand what the man said, and with a bang, it turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared on the spot

"Is this the Land of Rice that Orochimaru runs? It doesn't look like a village full of rebellious ninjas."

The ninja who sneaked into the Land of Rice was none other than Jiraiya, one of the famous three ninjas.

The reason why he came to the Land of Rice to investigate was because he heard that the Akatsuki organization had now abandoned the Hidden Rain Village and all of them were secluded in the Land of Rice.

Jiraiya was very impressed with the purpose of the Akatsuki organization.

Although he didn't know what the Akatsuki organization wanted to do with the tailed beasts, in Jiraiya's opinion, anything that wanted to be done with the power of the tailed beasts must not be a good thing!

And now, the Akatsuki organization was mixed up with Orochimaru's Land of Rice, which could be regarded as a big threat to Konoha, so Jiraiya wanted to explore the bottom line of the Land of Rice. Of course, he took the initiative to ask Tsunade for this matter, which meant that this mission was very dangerous, but out of responsibility for Konoha, Jiraiya had no choice.

"It seems that there are really no people here, so we can only go to the nearby villages to investigate."

Jiraiya looked at the endless fields. In this season, almost no one came to the fields to farm, so Jiraiya could only look for places with people to get information.

Seeing that no one had come to find him for so long, Jiraiya thought that he had really succeeded in sneaking in, but he didn't know that all this was seen clearly by Deidara in the air.

If there was no order from above, Deidara really wanted to make a bomb to play with him.

As Jiraiya went deeper, he gradually came to the hinterland of the Land of Rice. Looking at the residents coming and going in the town, Jiraiya couldn't believe his eyes.

All this seemed too unreal to Jiraiya!

Because the town in front of him was even more prosperous than Konoha Village.

It was full of neon lights and shops everywhere, and many children were sitting on a strange thing and laughing happily.

In fact, all of this in the Land of Rice was completely designed and planned by Hanyu Izumi and Nagato.

Needless to say, as the leader of the Hidden Rain Village, Nagato's governance ability is still quite outstanding.

Especially for the use of technology, if Orochimaru's technology is to make humans stronger, then Nagato's technology is all for the happiness of the people.

However, all this seems so unreal to Jiraiya.

Originally, Jiraiya thought that the Land of Rice Fields was a place full of corpses. After all, Orochimaru's human experiments have always used ordinary people as research, and its success rate is simply shockingly low. But now in this town, there is not a single corpse, not even feces, Jiraiya has seen it.

However, just when Jiraiya was about to ask passers-by what was going on, passers-by on the street avoided him like avoiding the plague god. Some passers-by just wanted to introduce the situation to him, but were quickly pulled away by the people they were traveling with. The originally bustling street suddenly became empty, leaving Jiraiya confused.

"Do I look so scary?"

Jiraiya stroked his face, speechless for a moment. But then he looked up and found out why pedestrians were avoiding him.

On a huge building in front of him, there was a huge screen. Not only was his photo posted on it, but there was also a friendly sentence next to the photo: This is an intruder!

For a moment, Jiraiya couldn't help but regret his carelessness. He originally thought that the means of communication here were not so advanced, but he didn't expect that there was such a large screen that directly exposed his whereabouts.

"Orochimaru is becoming more and more capable......"

Although Jiraiya was praising his companion, he was extremely vigilant.

If he was not careful, this place might become his grave.

However, just as Jiraiya was about to retreat, a figure swooped down from the sky and landed directly in front of Jiraiya.

"Sorry, this road is blocked!"

Such an exaggerated opening line, I am afraid that no one except Deidara can come up with it.

"Oh? Is this a trap?"

Jiraiya looked at Deidara in front of him wearing Akatsuki's clothes, and his face couldn't help but look ugly, but at this time, a cheerful cheer came from a distance.

"Wuhu~"

Then, a member of the Akatsuki organization holding a giant sickle blocked Jiraiya's retreat, and just looked at him with a smile on his face while carrying the giant sickle.

""Hidan, you're too flamboyant!"

Before Jiraiya could react, Kakuzu appeared beside him, but Kakuzu's attention was not on Jiraiya, but on Hidan.

"Hey Kakuzu, stop talking like that. When it comes to publicity, I'm afraid no one can compare to the boss. That guy just covered people with a sea of shit. Now I feel scared when I think about what happened back then."

Jiraiya was in no mood to listen to the people of the Akatsuki organization bickering. He just felt that he didn't check the almanac before going out. How come he was surrounded by people not long after he came in ?���

The next second, Itachi, Kisame and Sasori also appeared and surrounded Jiraiya.

"Looks like I'm going to have to work hard today......"

Jiraiya looked at the six people surrounding him, his eyes full of solemnity.

The six people in front of him, which one is not a rebellious ninja who has committed many crimes, if they really attack together, I am afraid that if I don't activate the Sage Mode, I really can't be their opponent. But Jiraiya knew that it was probably too late for him to activate the Sage Mode now.

"Long time no see, Jiraiya, I never thought you would come to my country to see me, I am really touched."

Listening to the familiar voice beside his ear, Jiraiya naturally knew that the owner of the voice was Orochimaru, but what he couldn't figure out was why the people of Akatsuki would listen to Orochimaru's words, could it be that the boss mentioned by the members just now was Orochimaru?

""Sexy Immortal, long time no see, I wonder if you still remember me?"

Before Jiraiya could react, Hanyu Izumi stood in front of Jiraiya, but this time, he used his real appearance.

"Who are you?"

Seeing that Jiraiya couldn't remember, Hanyu Izumi quickly stretched out his palm, and the next second a dung ball condensed directly in his hand.......