Crazy Psychologist

Hu Peng took the subway to school as usual, but because of his rough gallbladder, he insisted on eating part of breakfast at home first, so that he could get up fifteen minutes earlier and read the lesson plans at home.

Although she is an experienced teacher, the syllabus has been changing over the years, and this semester the teaching content of ancient Chinese has suddenly increased.

Hu Peng has always strived for excellence in his subjects and never wanted to be inferior to his peers, let alone be compared to new teachers who come every year.

Although my personality is not such a competitive one, after working for a long time, I will naturally understand the truth. Only by staying excellent can you avoid a lot of troubles. If your professional level is not high and there are no subject leaders from the Education Committee to appreciate you, then you are Eating and waiting for retirement.

But in recent years, teachers have faced the same competitive pressure as companies. Although it is a public school, it has long been no longer a place where there is an iron rice bowl. It would be very troublesome if the leader did not offend someone.

Moreover, the education system does not want outside companies. If one company is unhappy, it will go to another. The education system is so big. If you do not do well in this school and want to go to another school, there is no guarantee that others will talk behind your back.

On the subway, Hu Peng turned on his phone and watched the news for a while, and saw that Liu Pei's news appeared on today's headlines. It seemed that the Ding Xiaoyun incident was not only not suppressed, but also amplified.

At the third stop, there were more and more passengers, and Hu Peng suddenly became worried about a thief at home.

Simply, crazy~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

There is no end.

No matter how unwilling you are when a tsunami comes, no one on the beach can change the fact that the tsunami has come.

Hu Peng felt that the whole world was against him. He recalled the placement of the three cameras step by step. In order to see every corner of his home, including the direction of the balcony and outside the window, Hu Peng installed cameras.

In order to avoid buying the same brand of cameras together, if the program runs incorrectly or the machine breaks down, he will be the one who suffers in the end.

It's always good to plan ahead. Hu Peng did his homework for two full hours. He even brought back the long ruler and giant protractor used by the math teacher from school to measure every position in the house.

Finally, three different brands of security monitoring systems were selected.

They were placed in locations that he carefully measured, because there were no sockets in those locations at home. Hu Peng also ordered large-capacity power banks and two 5-meter-long power strips online.

Finally, because he was afraid that people in the opposite house would find the camera pointed at the opposite balcony and suspect him of being a voyeur, Hu Peng went to the flower and bird market, brought back two pots of green radish, and installed them on the balcony with universal hooks. Hang green radish on the balcony wall, and then use the colored paper obtained from the technical teacher to cut out a few green leaves and wrap them around the camera on the balcony.

After the location was confirmed, all that was left was the debugging program. The programs were actually pretty much the same, and Hu Peng figured it all out in less than twenty minutes.

Now the problem comes, three different brands of cameras mean three different apps.

Although the mobile phone has a split-screen function, after split-screen, Hu Peng always felt that there was a picture that was not moving and was stuck there.

If there is no split screen, then you have to switch back and forth. When switching back and forth, can the thief play hide and seek with him?

Hu Peng kept switching between the three apps, looking at the quiet scenes at home in the three cameras.

Suddenly, the events on the screen were not quite right.

In order to ensure that the picture appearing in the app is the current picture, Hu Peng listened to Mu Chun's words and placed a clock in front of the camera.

In order to be able to see the time on the clock clearly on the screen, Hu Peng specially bought an electronic clock for the elderly.

The time is clear at a glance and accurate to the second.

Originally, Hu Peng thought that with three sets of cameras in hand, even if he suddenly worried about a thief on the way to work, he could calmly tell himself that it was all unnecessary worries. How could such a thing happen? Look, isn't home very safe? ?

Starry Sky Carpet, as well as his Pikachu and Ducky, are all safely in place, protecting their home.

However, the network seemed to be delayed, or there was something wrong with the signal in the subway, and the time on the screen seemed to have stopped two minutes ago.

Hu Peng was completely frightened by this, and his back was dripping with sweat, as if he had been thrown directly into a swimming pool.

Now he ignored the disgusted looks from the people around him, holding his phone with both hands, squeezing the passengers on the left and right with his elbows, and constantly switching between three apps.

As the saying goes, the more anxious you are, the worse it will be. Maybe it’s because you switched too fast repeatedly, and an app started reporting errors.

At this time, Hu Peng felt weak all over and had difficulty breathing. His Adam's apple was blocked with a piece of plasticine-like material, which was dry and dry. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, but it was all sucked up by the plasticine, making him unable to swallow at all. .

The aunt next to him noticed that his face was pale, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly shouted, "Little brother, are you hypoglycemic?"

With this shout, everyone in the carriage looked at Hu Peng.

A long-haired girl next to me said, "Are you okay? You've been sweating. Can anyone give up your seat? If the old, weak, sick or disabled person is in good health, can you stand up and let someone else sit?" "

When someone takes care of him, he always has to reply, but Hu Peng has no intention of doing so, and his hands are still switching between mobile phones.

At this time, the subway just entered the station. There was some space when getting on and off, and someone gave up his seat to Hu Peng.

Hu Peng sat down, sweat dripping from his face onto his phone.

"This must be hypoglycemia, hypoglycemia for such a big man."

The people nearby whispered.

"I have chocolate here, do you want to give him a piece?"

Hu Peng could hear these sounds clearly, but was unable to answer them.

Why is the app in the living room broken? Maybe the thief is already in the living room now.

Hu Peng's hands were covered with sweat, and he finally lost his grip on the phone and dropped it.

"Are you OK."

asked the girl on the side.

"I."

Hu Peng also knew that when the carriage was so crowded, his cell phone fell at the girl's feet, but it was indeed impossible to pick it up. No one could bend down to pick up the cell phone in such a crowded carriage.

The more you can't do it, the more nervous you become.

Hu Peng's eyes were staring at the mobile phone on the ground through the gaps between his dozens of legs without blinking.

The screen has gone completely dark.

When we arrived at the station, the passengers in front tried their best to avoid their mobile phones, but the passengers in the back didn't pay attention and stepped on them one after another with their feet.

After the car door closed and the passenger stood firm, Hu Peng's cell phone was further away from him.

At this time, Hu Peng's heart completely collapsed.

He told the biggest lie of his life.

But to him, it wasn't a lie at all, it was the reality of what was happening.

"Can you lend me your cell phone to make a call?"

The girl looked at Hu Peng's sick and depressed look. It was impossible for the girl to be a liar or a bad person, not to mention that his cell phone fell to the ground.