Crazy Psychologist

If I say that I have a date, no, why should I say that I have a date? This will not do me any good.

"I feel uncomfortable with my heart and want to do some more tests."

"Well, there have been a lot of girls coming for check-ups recently. Doctor Chu, how many girls have you booked?"

Chu Sisi looked at Mu Chun in confusion, only to see Mu Chun stand up and run to the refrigerator to take out the ice cube box and put ice cubes in the coffee cup.

Actually this time I put the entire row of ice cubes into the cup.

What's going on, a whole row of ice cubes - that's twelve.

"Twelve patients. There are 12 young ladies scheduled for the Psychosomatic Department this week. They are all about the same age as Mei Xiaonuan. The oldest is less than thirty years old, and I will take a look at the youngest."

Chu Sisi picked up the record book, looked through it, and said in a standard and clear voice: "The youngest is 18 years old."

"Why? What does the Psychosomatic Department examine? Why do so many girls come here for examination? What do they come here to examine?"

"Ah, don't you know that news? There's been news about that everywhere recently. Young girls are very scared. When they are scared, they will have various physical symptoms, such as toothache."

My teeth hurt, yes, and they started to bleed again when I brushed them in the morning.

But tooth pain and tooth bleeding are two different things.

That heat-clearing medicine is of no use at all.

Eating it will also make you feel sick to your stomach.

"Is it the mysterious man who harasses women? I heard about it."

"Yes, many women feel that they may be targeted or followed. There are even scarier things."

Muchun's expression was indeed terrifying, and he even stretched out his hands in front of him to make scratching movements.

"Ah? What's more terrifying? Attacking women? Physical contact or something like that?"

Mei Xiaonuan was a little uneasy and clenched her fists unintentionally.

"Anyway, you already have your boyfriend to take care of you, so you don't have to worry."

What, what kind of words are these, are you trying to find out what I mean again?

"Ah, even if you have a boyfriend, you can't be by your side all the time."

"So you haven't lived together yet?"

How can a doctor talk like this.

Chu Sisi also suddenly raised it in one breath, thinking, what's wrong with the teacher? He was busy with the affairs of Yuanbei Affiliated Primary School and Hu Peng before, and it seemed to be very reliable. Why is he so unpredictable today.

Does it mean that seeing a female patient makes you abnormal?

"Of course not to the point of living together."

Mei Xiaonuan suddenly said loudly.

"Ah, if we haven't lived together yet, then other boys will have a chance. Can I go on a date with you?"

He actually asked this directly.

He actually said such words to a patient.

Oh my God!

What's going on with this doctor?

Oh my God!

This Muchun must be crazy.

"I am very healthy. I am a doctor. You have to believe me. I take my own health very seriously."

Hearing Mu Chun say this, Mei Xiaonuan suddenly felt very happy. Yes, health is still very important, especially if you want to consider a long-term life partner.

"Isn't there any pressure from my family to live together, get married, or have children? It's better to find one as soon as possible, otherwise you will be very passive like me when you go to blind date websites."

Mei Xiaonuan thought to herself, how could I possibly need to go to that kind of website? There are probably more suitors than you have outpatients in a month.

There are so many patients. They say this every time. I guess there are no patients here.

The fifth floor was in tatters, and there were no bright lights in the corridor. All the light came from the windows at both ends of the corridor.

There is a creaking sound when you walk on the floor.

No one would come to this kind of ghost place.

If I hadn't thought it might be easier to open a checklist here, I wouldn't have come here.

"Let's come for the examination today. I have prepared a more comprehensive ultrasound examination sheet for you, as well as brain tomography, lung CT, colonoscopy, gastroscopy, and Helicobacter pylori testing."

"Ah, so many?"

"Well, they are all necessary. We need to understand all aspects of our body. Also, what kind of job do you do? It is a creative job, such as writing songs or scripts. "

"It's about writing songs and stuff like that. Sometimes I also do some soundtrack work."

"It's just the soundtrack for film and television dramas."

"Ah, almost."

Mei Xiaonuan received all the photos and paid for all the examinations that Mu Chun gave her, but she was a little hesitant about the CT and colonoscopy. It was said that the CT was not very good for the body, and the colonoscopy would be very uncomfortable.

Muchun introduced to Mei Xiaonuan the purpose of various examinations and how often to do such examinations to ensure worry-free health.

But after talking for a long time and looking at the checklist, there was still nothing she wanted.

"Dr. Mu, if there are no problems with these, am I completely healthy?"

"Yeah, do you think you're uncomfortable somewhere? You look good today, and my diagnosis was wrong. Fortunately, you're here for a health checkup, not a diagnosis of a disease, otherwise I would have asked you to do it last time Are you going too far with your liver, biliary and pancreatic examinations?"

"What's too much?"

Mei Xiaonuan smiled at Mu Chun.

Muchun was as happy as a monkey.

"Haha, what a spring-breathing smile. It looks a bit like our little watermelon. You don't even know it. I look at you and want to ask several times, have you registered an account on a blind date website? It’s called Little Watermelon.”

"There is no such thing as a blind date website or a little watermelon. Doctor, please stop asking questions like this. Isn't this bad? Nowadays, people like to have their own world online. If everything can be moved to reality and corresponded one by one. It’s not pleasant, many of our customers no longer need to discuss work offline, they all coordinate the work through the Internet, and finally confirm the demo and so on.”

"That's right, that's right. Otherwise, many international companies would have to fly around all day long. They would be just like flies."

fly.

How could anyone say such dirty things.

Still a doctor.

God, men are really bad. Men are really dirty.

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What the teacher said can't be true.

Zhang Wenwen was still drinking coffee in the outpatient room and eating newly bought biscuits in the outpatient hall. Chu Sisi couldn't help but ask, "Does the teacher really want to pursue that girl?"

"Which one?"

Zhang Wenwen asked excitedly.

Chu Sisi glanced at Muchun, "Who else could it be?"

"Mu Chun? No way. Didn't he like that little watermelon on the blind date website? Our little watermelon posted new updates all day long. Our little watermelon read new poems. Our little watermelon went to the bookstore. I’m reading a book in the library. Isn’t this little watermelon the Venus that Mu Chun finally found?”

"But he directly asked other patients questions, such as if he can date you."