Crazy Psychologist

"What's wrong? This is the living room, why don't you go upstairs."

"What, Mom, Yiming fainted."

Zhang Mei heard what Chu Sisi said and looked at the green leaves scattered on the ground. Then she realized that it was not the two children making out as she thought, but that Liu Yiming suddenly fainted.

"Lao Zhang, call for an ambulance."

Zhang Mei shouted.

The man named Lao Zhang is Zhang Mei's distant uncle. He has been taking care of the housework in the Chen family. He is also considered to be most of the housekeeper. He is loyal and honest. He is good at everything, but he has a bit of a stutter.

This stuttering was okay on weekdays, but it was more embarrassing in emergencies, such as when calling an ambulance, and he couldn't speak clearly.

Before the call was finished, Liu Yiming woke up and refused to get up in Chu Sisi's arms.

Only then did Chu Sisi realize that Liu Yiming might have faked his fall.

"What's going on, Liu Yiming, did you scare me on purpose?"

"I just want to see if you care about your fiancé at all."

Chu Sisi's cheeks were red, and she didn't know whether it was because she was angry or because she was ashamed when mentioning her fiancé. In short, her face was as red as Mars that day.

After finishing acting coquettishly, Liu Yiming apologized to Zhang Mei. Zhang Mei didn't seem to care about what he did. He just asked with concern that the police station must be having a headache now about the harasser.

"Yeah, it's a big headache."

After the two exchanged a few words, Liu Yiming took Chu Sisi to the roof.

"What are you doing? You went too far today."

"I just want to come see you. You don't even know that I'm almost mentally and physically broken due to the molestation in the past few days."

Liu Yiming said as he took out the telescope from the sunroom.

"The smog is so serious, what can you see?"

"There's really nothing we can do about the haze. Otherwise, let's drive to the mountains now. Maybe we can see some. You'll like it very much."

"On the mountain? Is there no smog on the mountain?"

"If you follow me to Dubai, we go to the tallest building, where the air is very good."

"Nervous, are you going to reach for the stars?"

"If you can pick the stars and you play with me every day, then I will go pick the stars."

Chu Sisi burst into laughter. She had never seen such a shameless person.

"Why are you reaching for the stars and talking nonsense? Delusion."

"What kind of delusion? I am not. I am such a healthy and upbeat person. I suspect that I am the healthiest person in the world. There are actually many ways to reach for the stars. There is no need to give up. Let you look at the reflection in a basin of water or a mirror, and then say, my princess, this is the sea of ​​stars that I give to you. That is not romantic, that is because you are poor and have no choice."

"Huh? It turns out that you are someone who dislikes the poor and loves the rich. I despise you."

"What I mean is that even though you are poor, your imagination should not be limited. A person's financial ability is ultimately limited, but his imagination can still put on God's swimming trunks and soar in the sky."

"I still think you're crazy."

"If you want stars, I can take the astronaut test and then join the Jupiter Project. This project has been launched in 2023. Human footprints will be all over the moon, Europa, Mars and even Enceladus."

"You're crazy."

"I'm not crazy. If you think it takes too long for me to go to Jupiter once and come back, it would take Chu Sisi nine times to circle the sun once and for all. Our communication will also be delayed. This delay is inevitable. Of course, my love for you There won't be any delays.

But I don’t want you to be able to communicate with me only through the communication system for nine years. If AR augmented or virtual reality technology is not so good that looking at you is as real as holding you in my arms, then I will feel that nine years is too far away. , Jupiter is too far away. "

"Then how do you pick the stars for me?"

"I have also thought about it. If you can't wait to stay with me for a long time, I will join the space mining program and capture the asteroids back to the earth. In this way, I can fulfill the promise of reaching the stars for you. In short, Chu Classmate Sisi, please believe that Liu Yiming is the man who can realize the stars and the sea for you.

If you just want to be ordinary, I will be a policeman by your side to protect you. You can help the world, and I will protect my family and the country. "

"Stop blabbering, what is Mars conjunct the moon?"

"Mars conjunct the moon refers to an astronomical phenomenon that occurs when Mars moves to the closest point to the moon in its orbit. Mars is relatively bright and red in color, which makes it look unique in the starry sky. It is particularly beautiful, just like you and me."

"You're crazy."

Chu Sisi smiled, and Liu Yiming adjusted the astronomical telescope several times. In fact, if the weather is good enough, the naked eye can see the red Mars and the moon reflecting each other and shining together.

"The smog is too heavy and it's a bit cold. Let's go downstairs."

Chu Sisi suggested not to look at anything. In fact, she couldn't see anything.

Liu Yiming was a little regretful, but in order to make Chu Sisi happy, he still forced himself to lie half-ly on the sofa in Chu Sisi's study and listened to Chu Sisi talk about what happened in the hospital recently.

"Let's put it this way, you doctors can't do anything about those things. Only when we catch the harasser will the citizens really feel relieved. The problem is that we are very dizzy now. I received about 30 citizens. There are people of all ages, most of them are women, but I’m not going to lie to you, there are men, there are men. I was about to get off work this afternoon, and an old man in his 70s came and asked me what you said. You know? He told me that he saw a harasser outside the garden wall of the nursing home."

"What? Harassing a 70-year-old grandfather?"

Chu Sisi also thought it was a joke.

"Well, that's it. He said that the man was wearing a mask, a white shirt, and a pair of glasses on top of the mask. When he saw the old man approaching, he coughed, as if to attract the old man's attention on purpose, and then put his clothes in his pants. That one~~~~~~ took it out.”

"that?"

"Well, that."

Chu Sisi turned around and took a piece of green tea and put it in her mouth. Oh, it was so sour.

"What's wrong?"

"Um, I mean, did other people say that too? That the harasser would take that out?"

"There are also people who say this, and there are many people who say this, but the situations they describe are all different."

"Eh? Will this be any different?"

Chu Sisi convinced herself that this kind of thing was nothing. She was a doctor now and couldn't make such a fuss about something. Liu Yiming was very calm, he could be so calm.

"It's different. Some people say that the person is very short, about the height of a primary school student, less than 150cm. Others say that the person is very, very tall, at least 190cm. That part appears directly in front of the line of sight, and the harasser's You have to look up to see the face."