Crazy Psychologist

perfume scent.

Chu Shenming realized that sitting next to him was a woman who was over fifty years old and covered in pungent perfume.

This made his desire to urinate, which had already returned to normal, sweep back again.

Really, but my seat is still by the window, and if I want to go out, I have to say hello to the woman next to me.

Chu Shenming had no interest in this gorgeous woman over half a century old.

The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes, and my stomach feels uncomfortable along with it.

I am a sick person, if there is anything to worry about, just tell her to let her go.

"Please let me go."

Yes, that's it.

"Excuse me, excuse me."

"Excuse me, I'm going out."

"Excuse me, give me a break."

"Well, I'm going out."

Really, how can I ask someone to make such a simple thing so difficult to open my mouth.

Even if the body is sick, the temperament will not change.

Sure enough, this business trip was not a good thing, so Chu Shenming complained about the business trip in desperation.

In order to secretly go out to see a doctor without telling the department, the supervisor seemed to know about it, so he arranged this business trip.

It shouldn't be Chu Shenming's turn to do such a thing. There are younger employees like Xiao Di in the department, so why does this kind of hard work still fall on him.

There is always a reason for everything, and sneaking out to see a doctor is the only reason Chu Shenming can think of.

It was also because of Shengmei's phone call, which had not been called in a year, but happened to be called at this time, so the business trip fell on him.

Xiaoxiao also became grumpy because she couldn't go to the wedding expo together, so she posted some weird updates in Moments when she had nothing to do.

Sitting on the train, Chu Shenming was unwilling to turn on his phone.

The scenery outside the window did not arouse Chu Shenming's interest. He was a little sleepy and his head was heavy.

The sky is really blue and the sun is really bright.

How wonderful is human life.

Only he seemed to be alone, but there was no peace in his stomach.

Finally he couldn't help but say, "Excuse me, let me go."

The middle-aged woman showed a gentle smile, as if she had insight into Chu Shenming's physical condition, and that smile had a kind of tolerance for the weak.

what the hell!

Chu Shenming had long been optimistic about the location of the toilet, and just as he walked to the junction of the carriages, a boy rushed over, who looked only four or five years old.

Immediately afterwards, the boy's mother said to Chu Shenming embarrassingly, "My child has a stomachache. Can we use the toilet first?"

Chu Shenming nodded helplessly, could he still say no?

I'm a big man, do I want to compete with the little boy for the bathroom?

Among the passengers in the first row was a gray-haired old lady. Seeing this scene, she gave Chu Shenming a thumbs up and grinned. Only two or three crumbling teeth were visible in her mouth.

The lips are a little purple, but the face looks healthy, and the age is estimated to be in the early eighties.

Still can take the train alone, it's really hard for a woman to let her eyebrows go.

Chu Shenming suddenly felt a warm current in his lower abdomen.

Immediately, his face flushed.

Disgusted, he turned around quickly and turned his back on the old lady.

Chu Sisi, you're just kidding me, I'm not bad in that area, I'm afraid I'm a bit perverted.

How? An eighty-year-old lady.

Even wearing a pearl necklace, wearing an apricot white dress, her hair is neatly combed, and her face is still lightly powdered.

But this is over eighty years old.

Fortunately, at this time, the boy and his mother came out of the toilet, Chu Shenming stepped sideways to give way, and sneaked in behind the door.

Kacha, locked the door of the toilet, and staggered, Chu Shenming realized that he had made a big mistake.

Big mistake.

An unbearable mistake.

He peed his pants.

Although it was only a little bit, maybe it was too long in the seat, so I didn't hold back.

It's not that he has any thoughts about the eighty-year-old lady. This warm current is that he, Chu Shenming, a dignified man, peed his pants on the way out on a business trip.

Fortunately, the amount was not much, and the outer pants were not wet.

If the outer pants are wet, even if it is summer, even if it dries, there will inevitably be traces, not to mention, there will be some smell.

It's not a child, how could it have no taste at all.

What made Chu Shenming even more unbearable, furious, and angry was that he had already occupied the toilet, and now no one or anything could interfere with his urination.

But he couldn't squeeze out a drop.

——

"Oh, so that's the case."

Mu Chun laughed so hard that he rolled forward and backward. Chu Shenming was really worried that the chair would suddenly tilt his head and throw Mu Chun to the ground.

Chu Sisi couldn't help laughing from the sidelines.

"Funny isn't it? I've had enough."

In the office at the end of the fifth floor of Huayuanqiao Hospital, two people couldn't help laughing as if they had heard the funniest joke.

There is nothing hypocritical or mocking about this laughter, even if you can't help but laugh, you don't care if you get wrinkles, and you don't feel ashamed if you overturn your coffee.

Infected by Mu Chun and Chu Sisi's laughter, Chu Shenming also laughed along with him. He still had a sad face before.

"It's not your fault, it's the boy and the perfume-smelling old woman."

Mu Chun muttered, while beating Chu Sisi's mother's newly bought coffee machine, while solemnly expressing his opinion.

"She's not an old woman, doctor, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but she's in her early fifties."

"Isn't that an old woman? Sisi, is your mother an old woman?"

"She's only in her forties."

Chu Sisi snorted.

Chu Shenming gave Chu Sisi an encouraging look.

It seems that Dr. Mu Chun has no status in the department.

Who knows, Mu Chun said again: "Even if an old mistress still has a lingering charm, it's still a sunset, and she can have some charm. You can ask him, if there is a choice, should he choose you as a marriage partner or an old woman? "

Caught off guard, Chu Sisi was involved in the topic, Chu Sisi's cheeks were instantly flushed, and Chu Shenming also felt embarrassed.

But he could hear this question clearly. If there was Chu Sisi to choose, he would of course choose Chu Sisi. She has an outstanding figure, good looks (you don't have to think about it, it must be), she has a good job, and it seems that her family's conditions are also good.

Even if there are none of the following items, standing in front of Chu Sisi makes people want to fall in love.

"and after?"

"What later?"

"What happened to the urination thing? Speaking of which, I also had urinary incontinence. I took the bus once in the summer. I couldn't help it. I won’t stop the car just because you want to urinate, at most I’ll tell you, I’m an adult, I can’t help it.”

"Why haven't you heard about Dr. Mu before?"

Chu Sisi couldn't help asking.

"There's nothing to say about such a trivial matter. Look at me now, for various conveniences, I wear a pair of sweatpants under my white coat. It's simple. This way, I'm not in a hurry."