Crazy Psychologist

Liu Xiaoju turned over and grabbed the edge of the table with his palm, trying to overturn the table in the direction of Muchun, but stopped halfway.

"Who gave you permission to examine the patient's body at will?"

Liu Xiaoju cursed angrily, his eyes swollen red due to congestion.

"Who allows you not to go to the hospital for treatment when you are sick?"

Mu Chun patted the table and moved closer to Liu Xiaoju. The standing Mu Chun was a head taller than the sitting Liu Xiaoju.

"Who allows you not to go to the hospital for treatment when you are sick?"

Muchun repeated it slowly and clearly.

Bang, there was another sound of hitting the table.

At the door, Chu Sisi and Liu Yiming were still in panic.

"What? What do you mean?"

Looking at Muchun's stern eyes and fearless look, Liu Xiaoju felt like a deflated balloon.

"Let me tell you a story."

Liu Xiaoju nodded helplessly.

"I heard a joke, saying that a long time ago, condoms were delivered to many remote areas, where many people were relatively poorly educated. Probably in the 1980s and 1990s, these things were distributed Go to every household, for reasons such as healthy pregnancy!

When the staff distribute these things to every household, they will seriously tell everyone that this thing is for your health, so you must remember to use it. After a while, the business of family planning clinics in many places is still as good as before, or even better. This is wrong. A lot of them have been distributed for free, and they are delivered door to door, and they have been carefully cared for to be used. Why is this still happening?

After a while, the business of the family planning clinic was still very good, and the relevant departments were very angry. Someone must have secretly taken these things home and failed to distribute them to every household on time and in quantity. After all, those things were there. Time is not cheap, so I changed a group of people and sent some more, but a few months later

Later, someone asked whether the method of use was wrong. Should we give some pictures and texts to let them know how to use it? After all, slipping or breaking will cause unnecessary accidents!

So, the staff asked some people how to use these things, and those people said, how should I put it, it is hard, has no taste when cooked, and is not as delicious as jellyfish skin when shredded and served cold. , crispy but not crispy, rotten but not rotten. "

Liu Xiaoju didn't say a word. Muchun stared into his eyes closely. When the story was finished, Liu Xiaoju lowered his head and asked, "Did my wife say anything to you?"

"I told you, condoms in a big box. I was so jealous that I wanted to die, so I told your wife this story, which finally made me feel better."

"Huh? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Liu Xiaoju didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing a doctor like Muchun who didn't follow the routine at all, he could only be stunned for a moment.

"What do you mean by telling me this story on purpose?"

"Of course I want you to tell me how to use 78."

"I will not say."

"He won't say it. He has nothing to say."

The sound came from the door, and with the creaking sound of the door being pushed in, Huang Ke's expression was even more terrifying than before the rainstorm.

"I have nothing to say."

Liu Xiaoju suddenly shouted.

"Didn't you ask all the questions? I don't have anything to say, okay? Take the doctor you found and get out of here."

Huang Ke couldn't hold back his tears anymore, "You lunatic."

"I'm a madman, get out of here, get out, let's get divorced, we'll get divorced right away, the child belongs to you, everything belongs to you, I don't want anything, as long as you don't let me see you."

Huang Ke stood there, she had never thought about it, she had never thought about it, that Liu Xiaoyi said such words, and was so ruthless in front of the police, doctors, and outsiders.

Are they still a couple who have been together for more than ten years?

Is it still Liu Xiaoju who spent half a month's salary to buy a 2,000 yuan down jacket for her in winter because he was afraid that she would be cold?

"Get out, I don't want to see you."

Liu Xiaoju's voice became softer and softer, and he turned to look at the wall on the right. Muchun also looked at the wall on the right. Except for a few pitted gray marks on the wall, there was nothing else.

"I happen to have an inspection report from yesterday. Would any of you want to take a look at it?"

Liu Xiaoju snatched the report from Muchun's hand and flipped through it impatiently.

"[Allergic XX disorder]?"

"What do you think?"

Liu Xiaoju buried his head in his hands, feeling aggrieved like a child, and suddenly laughed again.

"Wife, wife, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Huang Ke didn't know what Liu Xiaoju was talking about. Liu Xiaoju rushed forward and hugged the old woman tightly in his arms.

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On the fifth floor of Huayuanqiao Hospital, Zhang Wenwen crossed his legs strangely and looked at Muchun.

Muchun honestly put seven ice cubes in Zhang Wenwen's cup, leaving only five for himself.

"No, no, this attitude is not good enough."

Zhang Wenwen gloated as Mu Chun took out his favorite chocolate wafer biscuits from the refrigerator.

"Give it all to you, give it all to you. I'm going to see Little Watermelon."

Zhang Wenwen still didn't finish his meaning, so he pulled Mu Chun and said, "Just stand here, don't go back to your chair. If you lie down there, it won't have anything to do with you if the sky falls."

"What does the sky falling have to do with me?"

Muchun broke away from Zhang Wenwen's hand, returned to his chair, and took out his mobile phone, "Wow, Little Watermelon has updated his status. It's so happy. The days when I hold Little Watermelon every day are the best days."

"How did you know I was on duty that day?"

"I don't know. I'm just calling you to tell you that if you have a male patient who has hyperventilated recently, remember to check for other allergic symptoms."

"But I always felt that I knew that Liu Xiaogang was sent to my place by ambulance that night. It happened to be that he was suffering from an illness at that time. This kind of [xx disorder] is rare."

"I just don't understand that Liu Xiaoju has had this problem for a long time. Why didn't he go to the hospital for a check-up? Maybe he thought it was an incurable disease?"

"No, I would be too embarrassed to check it out, but now that I'm brave enough, I might ask you to check it out for me."

At this time, Liu Dandan from the internal medicine department also ran up. After entering the door, he looked at his watch, as if he was in a hurry to go back immediately.

"Has Liu Xiaoju been arrested?"

"He has returned home from the police station. He is sick, not abnormal."

Muchun explained to the patient.

"Oh, is there an allergy problem?"

Liu Dandan stuttered a little, which may have been caused by walking in a hurry and having trouble breathing.