Crazy Psychologist

Fang Ming heard Muchun's voice even when he was standing in the corridor, but he couldn't hear it clearly. What he heard was more like the sound of electricity.

This is too strange, the soundproofing effect of the emergency room is not that good.

"What did you hear?" Fang Ming asked Shen Zifeng.

"I don't know, but I seem to smell something."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Ming also smelled a foul smell and immediately knocked on the door and entered.

Zhang Xianwen curled up on the bed. The stench in the room was extremely bad. He had not had a bowel movement for fourteen days. Now, these things were gushing out of Zhang Xianwen's intestines.

"How is this going?"

Zhang Wenwu asked drunkenly.

"I go first."

Muchun held his nose and walked out of the emergency room with a look of disgust. Shen Zifeng didn't have time to stop him and ask him clearly. There were a lot of things waiting for him in the emergency room.

Finally at noon, Shen Zifeng changed into a clean white coat and ran to the fifth floor with lunch.

"Mu Chun, sit down for me."

"I want to lie down, why do you want me to sit down?"

Mu Chun stretched himself and lay on the lunch chair. On November 18, the weather gradually turned colder. Mu Chun even got himself a gray blanket. Now he looked like a sloth.

"Just lie down, how do you know?"

"What do you know? Can your department of surgery stop targeting our department of mind and body? It's so annoying. I'm so stinky that I can't even eat lunch. How can you still eat lunch? I'm the best. Come and have a bucket. McDonald’s Wing Bucket.”

"Oh, I'll buy it for you."

"real?"

Shen Zifeng smiled and said, "Tell me how you know that he refuses to defecate."

Muchun vomited, "This, is it still excessive diarrhea? Are all your surgeons like this? Eat and talk about bowel movements?"

"I'm just asking you, and what exactly did you say to him in there?"

"Why don't you ask him."

"The kid said it was like a dream."

"That's because he fainted from pain."

"Mu Chun, I think you are very magical and have many secrets."

"Ah, Little Watermelon's clothes are so beautiful today, she's so beautiful."

Seeing Muchun like this, Shen Zifeng was speechless.

“Can a person really go more than ten days without defecating?”

Chu Sisi found it incredible, and Shen Zifeng shook his head, "There are indeed people who can do it, but this Zhang Xianwen doesn't seem to have pathological constipation. He doesn't seem to want to defecate. It's simply terrifying. This is the physical and mental disease that Dr. Mu treats.

Can a person really want to avoid excreting without excreting? "

"Have a strong will."

Muchun replied casually.

“How strong do you have to be to do that, oh my God.”

"If he has something he is more afraid of and something he doesn't want to lose compared to this, then people can do it. The limits of human beings and the limits of the body."

Chu Sisi looked at Muchun, "But teacher, how did you convince him?"

"Who said I convinced him? He had diarrhea as soon as I walked in, and I punched him in the stomach, and wow~~~~~~~"

Mu Chun made a very exaggerated movement, matched with a very exaggerated dubbing, then covered the blanket tightly, and said slyly: "This kind of topic is not suitable to talk about when watching Little Watermelon, it is too inappropriate, it is too inappropriate. You people Really, one is eating and the other is running, why are we talking about this kind of thing?"

"Why don't you talk? You must know that he just had an operation for intestinal obstruction a few months ago. If the obstruction really needs surgery again today, it will basically be..."

When Shen Zifeng thought of this outcome, his stomach twitched and he suddenly didn't want to eat.

Muchun poked his head out from behind the phone and said, "Doctor Shen, take care of your stomach. [Stomach disease among top students] is not easy to treat."

"What [top student stomach trouble]? Where did you learn these weird disease classifications?"

No matter what Shen Zifeng said, Muchun ignored it anymore.

The autumn sun is warm and the sky is blue and the clouds are white.

Friday is originally the weekend, and happy people always look forward to gathering with friends and family after get off work, or enjoying a happy weekend alone, hiding on the sofa and watching a romantic movie or sweating in the gym.

But Li Xiaoxiao ran to the fifth floor of the Garden Bridge alone and opened the door without making any footsteps. Muchun was boringly talking to Chu Sisi about the previous patient.

"Xiaoxiao is here."

Muchun stood up and stepped forward to greet him.

Chu Sisi felt panic again. Li Xiaoxiao looked thinner than the last time she saw him. Maybe it was an illusion.

Li Xiaoxiao's eyes didn't know where she was looking when she was walking. Although she was talking, Chu Sisi didn't know if what she said was what she wanted to say.

"How are you doing recently? Have you found a new job?"

"No, I always seem to be out of energy lately."

Li Xiaoxiao's life in the past week has been to sleep until twelve o'clock in the morning, drink some water or eat some cereal, and watch some idol dramas casually. Sometimes the TV is on and she doesn't know what she is watching.

Li Xiaoxiao's mother felt that she must be sick and tried to persuade her to see a doctor several times. She also felt that it would be embarrassing if neighbors and friends knew that Xiaoxiao became like this because of a broken love.

The thing that Li Xiaoxiao's mother regrets the most now is that she didn't go around scolding Chu Shenming for not being a thing. She just told her relatives and friends that the couple had been busy with work recently and had temporarily postponed the wedding. What else did the relatives say, " Oh, it seems that Shen Ming has been promoted, isn’t the house almost decorated?”

Li Xiaoxiao's mother could only say, "Yes, I have just been promoted to regional manager. Now if I get married or have a child, I'm afraid it will have an impact on my future. This child is good at everything, but he is too serious at work and has trouble at home." The demands on him are also high, after all, there is only one child like this."

"If you are looking for one, you need to find a child. The future retirement salary, house, and savings of this old couple must only be given to those who declare it, right?"

"Yes, yes, it doesn't matter if I get married later. I also want to relax for a few more years. As you all know, my parents are doing well at work, but I have a lot of free time. If I have children, it won't be It’s hard on me. I still want to enjoy a few more years of happiness. I finally managed to take care of Xiaoxiao’s grandmother in a nursing home. It’s a headache for me to have a grandchild for me to take care of at this time.”

When Li Xiaoxiao heard her mother say this to her relatives, she was disgusted at first. She told her mother several times, "Don't say that. It's a breakup, not a temporary non-marriage."

But my mother said, what’s the point of breaking up? When you young people fall in love, you just break up and get back together. You have been dating for so long and the house is almost decorated. How can you not get married? If they don't get married, I'll go to their house and make noise.

In the end, Li Xiaoxiao could only say, okay, we are separated temporarily.