Crazy Psychologist

"As expected."

Holding up the B-ultrasound report, Mu Chun sighed with emotion at the whitish window.

"As expected, sure enough, sure enough, ah, it's worth it!"

"ah?"

The two-dimensional scene in front of me is really not suitable for a place like a hospital.

"There is no problem with the ureter at all. Should I have a urine test? Dr. Chu, what do you think? Should we also test the urine and the like, and should the blood test also be added, as there are many early cancers that can The antigenic component was detected in the blood test. Shouldn't we take this opportunity to have a comprehensive health check?"

Chu Sisi put a capsule into the coffee machine with a blank expression, and the coffee machine made a rumbling sound.

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't want this kind of coffee machine. It's convenient, but the noise is still too loud. Just buy that kind of coffee machine that grinds beans."

"It's louder that way."

Chu Shenming and Chu Sisi said in unison.

"Eh?"

"Then grind the beans by hand. Every time a patient comes, let them grind the beans. The performance of the treadmill has been tested almost. Next time, let the patient grind the coffee beans. I will take a look at the device for manually grinding coffee beans Expensive or not."

I heard from the doctor just now that there was nothing wrong with the examination, but Mu Chun seemed to have something to say in his lazy expression, and this expression did not look a little relaxed.

"What's up, doctor."

"It's such a headache not to check out the problem. Shouldn't there be some inflammation or something?"

"Are inflammation and physical and mental illnesses related again?"

"Well, physical and mental diseases can easily trigger an inflammatory response, and the immune system will become a little oversensitive. Sometimes you want to go to war at the slightest sign of trouble."

"That's it."

Looking at Mu Chun stretching his hands back and forth, he did seem to be throwing a spear.

"But no, no inflammation."

"Then let's do some biochemical tests again. The blood test is very convenient. Go to the first floor and have a blood test?"

blood test?

No no no.

Chu Shenming shook his head and waved.

"Is this halo?"

"Uh-huh."

Chu Sisi's laughter was next to his ear, although he hid it, he still heard it.

"Then ask Dr. Chu to cover your eyes so that you won't be able to see. If you can't see the blood, you won't faint."

"No, no, no, it's not good, men and women can't kiss each other."

Mu Chun suddenly became serious, "What is this called? Why do men and women not kiss each other? During the treatment, it is inevitable that the doctor and the patient will have physical contact. This is all for the purpose of treating the patient."

Even so, but.

"Doctor Chu remember to clean your hands with disinfectant, and apply moisturizer to make it even more perfect."

"I can wear gloves."

Chu Sisi responded.

"Will the gloves affect the touch?"

The coffee machine beeps the alarm. Chu Sisi couldn't hold it steady, the coffee overturned on the machine, and the machine sounded an alarm.

"What's wrong?"

Chu Shenming asked subconsciously.

"What does it feel like to cover your eyes?"

Mu Chun said this on purpose, in order to let others relax or when did Mu Chun start to learn this kind of indecent joke.

"Otherwise, I'll just close my eyes."

Seeing the embarrassment in the outpatient room, Chu Shenming quickly smoothed things over.

"What, is this looking down on our doctor Chu? Our doctor Chu's treatment skills are also good, and I have taught them personally."

When did you teach me hand in hand, without even touching your fingers, okay?

The coffee machine finally stopped whining, and Chu Sisi didn't show any good looks.

"Really, no need, I can do it myself."

"Don't you want Dr. Chu to go with you at all? The nurses in the clinical laboratory on the first floor are famously fierce. If you see that you are afraid of blood, I don't know if you will pierce harder. Men, speak your mind It's nothing difficult, if of course I'm willing to let such a good-looking doctor as Chu Sisi accompany me."

She was completely shameless, took advantage of her mouth, and did not forget to encourage Chu Shenming to think like him.

This is not curing the disease at all, it is simply encouraging the patient to learn to be bad.

Before Chu Shenming agreed, the long blood test slip had already crawled out of the printer.

With a tear, Mu Chun tore off the inspection sheet and pushed it in front of Chu Shenming.

"Go ahead, there will be results in half an hour."

"Doctor Chu, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Mu Chun imitated the way the princess lifted her skirt, and raised the corners of her white coat to greet Chu Sisi slightly.

Chu Sisi walked to the examination room with a gray face, took a pair of gloves, and put them on her hands.

"Let's go."

I can't tell whether I sympathize with Chu Shenming or hate him, maybe it's a combination of both.

To be able to go downstairs with Chu Sisi, there are surprisingly few steps in the five floors, and walking is surprisingly easy.

After a while, I arrived at the inspection department.

The doctor took him with him, and the nurse let him sit directly in front of the glass window with his arms exposed and began to inject needles.

Chu Shenming turned his head first, then closed his eyes tightly.

"Clench your fists tight," the nurse yelled.

"Hello."

"Huh? What?"

Chu Shenming was too nervous, even though he heard the nurse's voice, he couldn't understand what she said.

"The nurse asked you to squeeze your fists." Standing beside Chu Shenming, Chu Sisi said softly with one hand on his shoulder.

"Oh, okay, got it."

Chu Shenming clenched his fists.

"Relax, relax."

A cold hand patted Chu Shenming's arm. Chu Shenming heard the sound again, but didn't know what to do.

"Relax, relax."

Chu Sisi became a translator, and the blood-drawing nurse shook her head helplessly.

After two test tubes, two more, a total of five test tubes.

"alright."

Chu Shenming understood the word.

He stood up, squeezed the little white cotton, and said thank you. Turn around and follow Chu Sisi to the fifth floor.

"Doctor Chu, working in the hospital is quite comfortable."

There is a sentence to each sentence.

"Well, the job of a doctor is not as easy as imagined."

"Then Dr. Chu also graduated from a medical university."

Chu Sisi didn't want to answer this question. She didn't graduate from a medical university. In fact, she never went to a medical university.

But in front of patients, if you say this, you will definitely be questioned about the level of treatment in the hospital, or you will be complained if you fail.

She could only nod her head and pass the test vaguely.

"I still like the profession of doctor or nurse very much, especially for girls. Engaging in these two professions will always make people feel safe."

"Really? Because doctors and nurses are good people who save lives and heal the wounded."

One hoped that the road to the fifth floor would be as long as possible, while the other wished he could reach the fifth floor in one go.

Half an hour later, Chu Shenming's inspection report was in Mu Chun's hands again.

"It's completely normal, there is no problem at all."

"No problem? Is it wrong? Why do I always feel sleepy, feel uncomfortable in my stomach, and can't help but always have to urinate? How can there be no problems with so many symptoms?"

"This is physical and mental illness."

"Then my inspection fee"

Chu Shenming was somewhat reluctant to part with the money.

"The inspection fee is not expensive, cheap, cheap."