Crazy Psychologist

Muchun gently placed his ten fingers on the piano. The white keys and black keys were like a neat row of soldiers, and then he played a very simple piece of music.

"Yes~~~~There is a little problem with the rhythm, but~is this your first time playing the piano?"

Bai Lu was a little surprised. No matter how talented a person is, it is impossible for him to play a song like this for the first time when he plays the piano~~~~~

Bai Lu suddenly remembered that this piece of music was the Southern Rose Waltz by Johann Strauss Jr.

"Is it "Southern Rose"?"

Bai Lu said in surprise.

Muchun nodded, "Dedicated to my teacher. I practiced in the hospital until midnight last night."

"When did the hospital have a piano?"

"Well, this~~~~ lie has been exposed. I learned a little bit before, when I was studying. But then I wasn't good at studying, so my mother stopped learning for me. Later, when I became a doctor, I learned a little bit. If you are very busy, you don’t have time to study.

But I have thought about it, it must be because I have never met a teacher that I like like you. Teacher, please accept me as your student. "

As Muchun spoke, he knelt down on one foot and made a gesture as if he was proposing.

Bai Lu didn't know how to refuse. Everyone was watching. If he refused to accept this doctor as a student and he knelt on the stage and refused to get down, all subsequent activities would be affected.

"Okay, I promise. Get up. The event is about to begin."

Muchun stood up happily. When he walked off the stage, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He quickly walked into the performance building and asked for the toilet. Where is the toilet?

Muchun walked up to a security guard and asked hurriedly: "Excuse me, how to get to the bathroom?"

"The closest one is on the ground floor."

It was rare for the Cultural and Creative Center to hold such a big event. The security guard looked tired and impatient. Mu Chun couldn't ask any more questions. He found the stairs going downstairs and walked down, holding on to the railing.

You didn't eat anything in the morning, so why do you have a stomachache?

The underground floor was really deserted, with not even a single person around. Mu Chun was sweating from the pain on his back, and felt dizzy. When he saw a white door with a human icon on it, he rushed in. When he pushed the door open, Mu Chun I was startled when I saw a figure wearing a dark green cloak, standing in the middle of the toilet like a scarecrow.

"I'm sorry to give in." Mu Chun wanted to say it but couldn't. His stomach growled non-stop, so he could only look at the person in front of him blankly. When the figure passed by him, Mu Chun was surprised. I noticed that this man's pants didn't seem to be zipped up under his cloak.

At this time, Mu Chun's moral sense suddenly exploded. Although his vision was blurred, Mu Chun supported the wall and shouted, "Although it is very small, you must put on your pants."

After saying that, Muchun staggered open a small door and walked in.

When he came out of the door, Muchun discovered an extremely incredible thing. He was not in the men's room, but in the women's room.

At noon, he told Chu Sisi and Liu Yiming about this matter as a joke at the dinner table, and saw that their faces looked uglier than the other.

Muchun waved his chopsticks in front of the two of them.

"What's wrong? Are you two playing tricks on us?"

Liu Yiming drank half a can of Coke, "I understand."

"I understand too." Chu Sisi agreed.

"What do you two understand? After watching the "Swan Lake" clip, you plan to get married on the spot?"

"no."

Liu Yiming and Chu Sisi answered together.

Mu Chun was confused and could only eat the udon in the bowl calmly. After two bites, he found that there was only one piece of barbecued pork. He complained for twenty seconds - "This is a bowl of udon that costs 38 yuan." Noodles. There are only two noodles, only one piece of barbecued pork, and only half an egg."

"The pervert is a woman."

Liu Yiming continued.

"Hey, it really rhymes."

Muchun took a sip of the soup and shocked everyone.

"Teacher, this is in a public place. Can you please stop doing this? Can you eat in a civilized manner?"

"What do you know."

Mu Chun raised his eyebrows, took another sip of the soup, smacked his lips, and then said after being satisfied: "It's interesting to do this when there are many people. No matter how loud you eat when you are alone, it doesn't matter whether you look good or not. No one is watching, so what’s the point? Some things need to be completed interactively. Once I eat in a conspicuous way and people around me are looking at me, I will feel a certain kind of happiness, and my brain will secrete dopamine, which is like sugar. As time goes by, I will become addicted to the rewards. As long as I am in a crowded place, I can’t help but eat loudly. I wish that beautiful girls like Chu Sisi could look at me. They The more disdain or surprise I show, the more I feel~~~~~~"

Muchun squinted his eyes and tightened his neck, looking like he was intoxicated with himself.

"Yes, that's it."

Liu Yiming drank a few more sips of Coke.

Chu Sisi grabbed the Coke can and grabbed it on her desk.

"Liu Yiming and teachers, can you be normal? Say something that I can understand."

Chu Sisi lost her temper, Mu Chun spread her hands, picked up the bowl and drank the soup again.

"Sisi, Teacher Mu is right, the pervert may be a woman."

"I know this, and we already have a goal, don't we?" Chu Sisi said.

After saying this, she suddenly felt that her eyes were so dry, and these two people made her confused.

"If I guess correctly, the person that Teacher Mu met in the women's restroom just now is Qin Qin, and this green cloak is probably the dark green raincoat that you and Liu Tiantian saw."

"Perfect marks for understanding."

Muchun encouraged from the side.

"The more people there are, the more you want to appear, and the more impossibly lively the environment, the more satisfied you can be." Liu Yiming said while analyzing, becoming more and more confident as he spoke.

"It makes sense, add a five-pointed star. So how do you know it's the same person?"

Muchun asked.

"Because after the incident at Far North Affiliated Elementary School, we went everywhere to listen to information from citizens. At the same time, Ding Xiaoyun's mother Liu Pei made a lot of noise at the school and at Sisi's home. If this person is Vice Principal Qin, he will naturally It was clear that things were very tense at the time and it was necessary to stay out of the limelight."

"Full marks on the reasoning questions."

Muchun spoke like a computer voice.

"But teacher, what is this person's motive? Why did he do this?"

Liu Yiming looked at Mu Chun, who opened his mouth again and let out a shocked burp.

This attracted more contemptuous looks, but he laughed.