Crazy Psychologist

But maybe just like getting enough vitamins from fruits and vegetables, sometimes you need to eat five pounds of carrots to reach the vitamin A content useful for the eyes. This kind of eating is not something ordinary people can do, so many people have poor eyesight. A good child doctor will not recommend eating more carrots, because that is useless, and not everyone can bear to eat several kilograms a day.

But synthetic vitamin A is different. As long as you eat a little bit every day, you can provide a sufficient amount of vitamin intake.

It’s so humane.

Therefore, although good things like glutamine can be obtained in food, if you turn it into concentrated pills, it will definitely improve the brain's memory faster.

As for another amino acid called Tyrosine, Li Xiaoyun doesn't pay much attention to it, because tyrosine stimulates the brain to secrete a large amount of [dopamine], and this [dopamine] affects creative thinking and can also make people produce Pleasure.

Well, Xie Xiaofei is already too happy and lively, so this is not so important.

Once the ingredients have been researched, it’s time to research which health products can effectively provide these ingredients.

In the past half hour, Li Xiaoyun, who is good at classifying products, has sorted out more than 20 brain-related health care products produced by health care product companies around the world based on three aspects: price, cost performance, and evaluation feedback.

alright!

Lia is not lying. The memory medicine made in New Zealand that she posted in her circle of friends is indeed a memory product with a good reputation.

This health product sells very well on Amazon and JD.com. Unfortunately, the delivery speed from Global Shopping is too slow, and the price is 20% more expensive than purchasing on behalf of others.

You wouldn’t know if you didn’t check, but you’ll be surprised when you check. It turns out that the sales of these health care products on shopping websites are so good, second only to the sales of family planning supplies and cosmetics.

Li Xiaoyun smiled. She thought of a sentence she often said in live broadcasts. It was particularly suitable to apply to her now - very good, I have opened the door to the magical world for you.

I’m waiting for you to place your order next.

These things should really sell better than cosmetics.

Based on the concept that if a family needs a lot of a certain product, Li Xiaoyun can become an agent for that product and research whether there are any relatively large agents in China for these memory and brain-improving drugs.

The profits from selling health care products should be very good. The profits from selling facial masks are not very high. They all come from the accumulation of quantity. But health care products are different. Maybe if Xie Xiaofei eats well, I can sell them to more Parents, I am happy to earn this kind of money, and other parents are also happy to spend the money.

but! On second thought, this is not good. If other children in Xie Xiaofei's class also use this kind of health care products, wouldn't Xie Xiaofei have no advantage?

Forget it, it's enough to secretly take care of my own Xiaofei. What about the other children? I, Li Xiaoyun, am not a nosy person.

That night, after Xie Chunping brought Xie Xiaofei home, Li Xiaoyun happily gave Xie Xiaofei a bath and read a bedtime story to Xie Xiaofei himself.

Xie Xiaofei was very sleepy after playing in the amusement park for a day. He burped several times in bed and fell asleep.

Li Xiaoyun happily hummed a song and returned to his room. Xie Chunping was curious as to why his wife was in such a good mood suddenly and didn't even scold Xie Xiaofei for screaming. What strange thing happened?

A look of doubt was written on his face, but he didn't dare to ask.

Seeing her husband's doubts, Li Xiaoyun happily sat next to him, her long hair flowing down, and her head resting on her husband Xie Chunping's shoulder. She carefully introduced to her husband the homework she had done in the evening.

"That's it. I understand everything clearly and have done all my homework." Li Xiaoyun said confidently.

Xie Chunping didn't understand either. He thought these things were similar to calcium tablets and cod liver oil that Xiao Fei had eaten when he was a child. Finally, he thought of a more interesting nutritional supplement.

"Is it the same as the gummy bears, the kind that supplements vitamins and can be eaten by adults?" Xie Chunping tried to ask.

Li Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes and smiled with satisfaction, "Yes, yes, it's a health product like this. You finally got the idea."

"But that's not right, my wife. What the teacher said was that Xiaofei screamed strangely and hit people in the classroom. Last time you said that you should go to the doctor to prescribe some sedatives, which I think is more appropriate, although I don't know if such sedatives are available. For sale, but the medicines you mentioned just now are not able to calm children down. I’m afraid we still can’t solve the problem of Xiaofei making noise in class.”

Xie Chunping expressed his worries and was not afraid of his wife's jokes.

Li Xiaoyun shyly held back his smile and said, "You don't understand the working mechanism of the brain. In fact, the child is noisy because he does not pay attention to important places. If he concentrates on a certain thing , you won’t fight with other children. This kind of memory medicine will make it easy for children to memorize words. Once it becomes easy, he may like to memorize words. In this way, the attention will be focused on memorizing words. Naturally, there is less time to make noise.

After all, if the child is smart, he can pass the dictation and other tasks smoothly, and the teacher will not trouble us so often. Even if he troubles us, it is a small trouble for a genius child, not a poor student. I don’t like others to say that my family Do you like that your son is a poor student? "

Li Xiaoyun raised his chin and shook his hair.

"Well, let's give it a try." Xie Chunping agreed hesitantly.

Lying in bed, Xie Chunping recalled the day when he and Xiao Fei were at the amusement park. Xiao Fei suddenly said that he was hungry. Because it was Sunday and the weather was rarely good, many parents took their children to travel and go to the amusement park to have some fun.

As a result, when there were too many people, let alone letting people go, it was almost like being crowded and queuing up.

Each of the roller coasters, adventure houses, and ice and snow castles requires one or two hundred people to line up. The most people line up is more than three hundred people, and the least number is forty or fifty people.

How to do it? When Xie Chunping saw the scene in front of him, he wanted to turn around and go home immediately. He really wanted to say to Xiaofei, "Forget it, daddy will take you to eat at Pizza Hut. After eating, how about we go to Tom Bear and play the game console?"

Seeing Xie Xiaofei's expectant eyes, he was embarrassed to say it. After all, it took two subway trips. It took more than an hour and 20 minutes to go from the urban area of ​​​​Ruanhai to the suburbs of Raohai. Xie Xiaofei hiccupped on the subway but did not dare to make a sound. It was noisy. But in the amusement park, the strange sounds from his mouth could not be heard.

Xie Chunping saw this and felt that Xiao Fei was also working hard to get better, so he decided not to think too much and just wait in line. Aren't other parents also waiting in line with their children?

Xie Xiaofei was very happy until about two o'clock in the afternoon, when he suddenly told Xie Chunping that he was hungry.

Xie Chunping fed him two small hot dogs that had been prepared in advance. After eating, Xie Xiaofei complained that he was still hungry.

Why are you so hungry all of a sudden? Xie Chunping had no choice but to look at the queue at the back. He saw that there were only twenty or thirty people in line for this item. If he had to wait in line again, there would be at least seventy or eighty people. The first half hour was all wasted. .

Xie Chunping discussed with his son, how about we finish this project first and then go to dinner?

Xie Xiaofei disagreed and his face turned red. Parents lining up around him also noticed the quarrel between Xie Xiaofei and Xie Chunping and quietly turned their heads to watch.

Seeing this, Xie Xiaofei became even angrier, and made a series of "dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, woof, woof, woof" sounds in succession.

I don’t know which parent in the team was the first to say, “Why are you like a puppy?”

The other children in the team heard it and burst out laughing, "Yeah, it really sounds like a puppy barking."

Everyone held back their laughter, but Xie Chunping couldn't hold back his anger.

He grabbed Xie Xiaofei's shoulders and pulled him out of the team.

Seeing the people behind him running up to him, a woman with purple-grey hair politely asked Xie Chunping, "Do you want to continue queuing?"

Xie Chunping shook his head impatiently, "No, the child is not sensible. I will take him to eat first."

The woman with short purple-gray hair glanced at Xie Xiaofei and turned away.

Although he didn't hear her laugh, Xie Chunping clearly saw the curve of the woman's mouth.

Why are you laughing? Just mind your own business.

Xie Chunping still held Xie Xiaofei's shoulder with one hand and said something in his mind.

"Stop barking. I told you to stop barking."

Xie Chunping always said that Li Xiaoyun had a bad temper at home, and would always get so angry that he would be out of breath. If he continued like this, his body would be broken sooner or later.

But now in front of so many people, Xie Xiaofei's performance really makes Xie Chunping feel ashamed.

"How can I take you out to play with you like this?" Xie Chunping had no choice but to vent his anger on his son Xie Xiaofei.

"I... Ta... Ta... Woof... Ta... Ta..."

Xie Xiaofei was like the audio that kept buffering, unable to say a complete sentence.

"Speak as people say, speak as people say." Xie Chunping was really angry and had already raised his right hand.

If it weren't for the bright sky, blue sky and white clouds, or if there weren't many people and eyes in the amusement park, Xie Chunping's slap would have been aimed at Xie Xiaofei's face.

"Hungry, I'm hungry, Dad... Ta... Hung... Hiccup..."

Xie Xiaofei clenched his fists and his face turned red like hawthorn candied haws covered in syrup. He finally managed to say the words, but he still couldn't stop the hiccups.

"Don't blink, I told you not to blink." Xie Chunping now saw that something was wrong with Xie Xiaofei.

He finally understood what it meant to see his own children at home. It was only when he saw other people's children outside that he realized what it meant to be a good child.

It’s true that people have to throw away more than others.

Xie Xiaofei was not up to par, and Xie Xiaofei was trying to live up to his expectations. The harder he tried, the harder his eyes blinked.

As soon as I blinked, I couldn't help but hiccup. The tourists passing by looked at Xie Chunping and Xie Xiaofei as if they were monsters.

Xie Chunping took two deep breaths of the cold air filled with the scent of popcorn in the playground.

He said abruptly, "Go and eat."

Xie Xiaofei nodded repeatedly as if relieved, took two steps forward and stretched out his slender little arm to hold Xie Chunping's hand.

Xie Chunping instinctively wanted to throw his hand away, but Xie Xiaofei immediately grabbed it again. Xie Chunping tried to throw it away again, and Xie Xiaofei grabbed it again, each time tighter than the previous time.

It was enough. The pitiful appearance of Xie Xiaofei following closely made Xie Chunping feel resentful, ashamed and distressed in an instant.

The resentment is why Xiaofei is like this Xiaofei.

What's shameful is that like Li Xiaoyun, I can't help it. Like the teachers and classmates in the class, I can't stand Xiao Fei's strange look.

What hurts is that the child comes to grab his hand. The child trusts him so much, but he wants to throw him away.

I really don’t know how to love, and I can’t get rid of you.

Can't Xiaofei be better? There are so many children in the playground, can we not be the worst ones?

I don’t expect Xiaofei to have excellent grades or be among the best in all abilities. I just hope that he will be similar to other children, and that he will be generally healthy.

But now, is Xiaofei normal?

The teacher didn't say that he was normal. The parents of other children directly said that Xiao Fei was a violent maniac who hurt others but didn't know how to repent.

Xiaofei was not like this when he was a child. How could Xie Xiaofei, who stretched out his hand and firmly grasped his father, become like this?

Could it be that he is really possessed by evil spirits?

Is there really any idea of ​​being possessed by evil spirits?

Oh my God, could my cousin's terrible experience be inherited? So I'm lucky that I didn't inherit it, but Xiao Fei didn't escape it?

No, Li Xiaoyun has not been informed about his cousin's affairs. We have agreed to go back to his hometown together during the Chinese New Year this year, and we must not let Li Xiaoyun know that there is such a strange patient at home.

Xie Chunping thought about it and suddenly picked up Xie Xiaofei. Xie Xiaofei didn't know why his father did this suddenly, but the strange screams gradually became less frequent, not as frequent as when he was angry just now.

Xie Chunping didn't dare to tell Li Xiaoyun what happened at the playground in the afternoon. Since Xiaofei was in first grade, the family had rarely been so harmonious, and Xin Chunping really didn't want to ruin such a beautiful time.

When Li Xiaoyun's cell phone was still lit next to Xie Chunping's pillow, Xie Chunping had already fallen asleep.

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On Monday morning, Li Xiaoyun happily sent Xie Xiaofei to school. Before going to school, he took Xie Xiaofei to McDonald's for breakfast. Xie Xiaofei said he wanted salted egg yolk porridge, hash browns, pork tenderloin, and milk tea.

The McDonald's clerk was busy with morning business and couldn't even order food. However, he politely explained to Xiaofei that there was no milk tea in the morning, only soy milk and coffee. Children can't drink coffee, otherwise my sister will order it for you. Is soy milk good?

Xie Xiaofei shook his head, "I don't want soy milk."

"Xiaofei, don't be ridiculous." Li Xiaoyun's good mood was almost shattered by Xie Xiaofei's sudden and unreasonable teasing.

How come you make me unhappy so easily.

Li Xiaoyun muttered in his heart, then said to Xie Xiaofei, "Drink soy milk, not water."

When Li Xiaoyun was fierce, his face was full of displeasure, and he was no different from being fierce. Xie Xiaofei bit his lips and could only nod, "Then I'll drink water."

After saying that, there was a series of "da da da da da da da" hiccups.

The old lady in line behind Li Xiaoyun was anxious and asked kindly: "Oh, did this child choke on the cold wind when he came here, or is he sick for some reason?"

There is something wrong with you, and there is something wrong with your whole family.

Li Xiaoyun cursed in his heart.

After all, there was no curse, and the old lady didn't hear it. The old lady behind also looked over and said, "Don't say anything about this kid. He just choked on the evil wind. It's best to eat some millet porridge or something to supplement it." To replenish the body, eating food like McDonald's is not good for children's health. Look at him, he has a sallow face and thin muscles. In our hometown, this means he has offended the land since he was a child."

What nonsense? In what era, why are there still illiterate people talking nonsense?

Li Xiaoyun wanted to curse, but he couldn't lose his image outside. He forced himself to protect Xie Xiaofei in front of him, and unconsciously pressed Xie Xiaofei's shoulders with his hands.

"Please be quiet, just for a while, okay?" Li Xiaoyun said in Xie Xiaofei's ear.

"Okay, woof... okay... click... click..." Xie Xiaofei agreed while twitching his neck again and again, like the epilepsy that Li Xiaoyun heard the old man talk about when he was a child. .

Li Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly pressed Xie Xiaofei's head with his hand, and then urged the clerk, "Is my breakfast ready?"

When looking for a seat with the dinner plate, Li Xiaoyun specially found a corner seat by the window to sit down. Next to this seat was a group of old ladies who were drinking coffee and talking loudly.

Speaking so loudly, these old ladies are not particular about civility in public places, but Li Xiaoyun thinks this is very good. If his son makes any weird noises, it can just be mixed in with the chatter of the old ladies, so that no one will Noticed them.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaoyun's abacus was completely wrong. As soon as Xie Xiaofei sat down, the old lady who was behind them came over with a dinner plate. When she saw Xie Xiaofei shaking her shoulders and neck while eating, she immediately Frowning, he approached Li Xiaoyun and asked, "What's going on with your son? His eyes kept blinking. Did he see something he shouldn't have seen?"

What does it mean to watch something you shouldn’t?

What is the old lady referring to?

Li Xiaoyun ignored it and continued to bite his hamburger and hash browns.

"Don't say it. I've seen this problem before. Really, I mean well. There are many children in our rural areas who have this problem. Believe me, this problem will never go away. It will be the same when you get older."

When the old lady said this nervously, Li Xiaoyun's heart skipped a beat and he was thinking anxiously, why should he listen to the nonsense the old lady said? Just think of her as crazy.

So he urged, "Xiao Fei, eat quickly, and go to school after eating."

The old man sitting opposite the old lady was very polite. He laughed twice and said to the old lady, "You mean the grandson of Lao Li's family in the past, he always barked like a dog, and his eyes kept blinking. I heard that I haven’t found a wife yet, and even though I went to college, I can’t find a job.”