Crazy Psychologist

But after walking around twice, I still didn't see the Department of Psychosomatics.

Are you going back to the first floor?

Xie Chunping thought, just treat it as exercise. Anyway, I have been busy taking care of Xiao Fei recently, and I spend most of my time sitting in front of the computer during the day. It would be nice to be able to move around a bit now.

Xie Chunping, who is naturally optimistic, ran to the first floor, searched around the first floor, and almost wanted to ask the nurse's desk where the mental and physical department was, when Xie Chunping saw an A4-sized white paper next to the elevator. , a simple arrow was drawn on the white paper, pointing to the other side of the corridor. It says - Department of Psychosomatics, please go up the stairs to the fifth floor.

Fifth floor!

Where is the fifth floor?

Xie Chunping, who clearly saw all the words but only remembered the fifth floor, was full of resentment.

What the hell is going on? Where is the fifth floor?

Xie Chunping thought, although the nurse at the nurse's desk was not friendly, it was obviously an error in the hospital's signage. What kind of hospital was this?

After thinking about it, Xie Chunping walked to the nurse's desk and asked a little impatiently: "I'm sorry, is your sign written wrong?"

Xie Chunping pointed in the direction of the elevator. Liu Tiantian followed the probe and took a look, then asked dully, "What sign is wrong?"

"It's that piece of paper, that piece of A4-sized paper. Only when you get closer can you see what's drawn on it." The more Xie Chunping talked, the more confident he became, and the more he talked, the more he felt that he had helped the hospital a lot.

"Oh, you're talking about the signs for the mental and physical department. I've told the logistics department a long time ago, but no one has changed them. I'm helpless. What can I do?" Liu Tiantian shrugged boredly.

Xie Chunping thought to himself, isn’t the hospital system in good condition? Both decent and respected.

Most industries look at the customer's attitude, but hospitals are different. Patients will not look at the doctor's attitude. Only patients and their families beg doctors for treatment.

"Nurse, nurse, does our hospital have a fifth floor?" Xie Chunping asked.

"What is our hospital?" Liu Tiantian didn't understand what Xie Chunping meant and asked instead.

Xie Chunping had to change his mind, "I mean, does Huayuanqiao Hospital have a fifth floor? Doesn't it only have a fourth floor?"

"The Department of Mind and Body is on the fifth floor. Why isn't there a fifth floor?" Liu Tiantian replied politely but not too friendly.

At this time, Li Xiaomei came over and saw that Liu Tiantian was struggling with the patient about the fifth floor again, so she said to Xie Chunping: "The fifth floor is the fifth floor from the stairs. Didn't you read clearly what was written on the piece of paper?"

After all, Li Xiaomei is a nurse with many years of front-line work experience. With just one simple sentence, Xie Chunping was defeated in terms of momentum, so she could only reply sheepishly, "Stairs? I didn't see these two words. Sorry, I’ll go take a look again.”

After saying that, Xie Chunping walked back and saw that it was clearly written - please go to the fifth floor by the stairs.

Why didn't you see it just now?

Ignoring this matter for now, Xie Chunping's headache now is that he just went from the third floor to the fourth floor, then from the fourth floor to the first floor, and now he has to go from the first floor to the fifth floor again?

OK?

One can simply ask, "How hard will an old father work for his son?"

I took out my phone and looked at the time. It was already 8:45 in the morning. I better not waste time and just rush up.

Thinking of this, Xie Chunping took an inelegant deep breath and walked towards the stairs pointed by the arrow.

The dark green ultra-thick coat and relatively heavy Martin boots look well-dressed, but if you really want to climb stairs, the Martin boots and thick coat are really cumbersome.

After walking down the last step and stepping on the flat ground on the fifth floor, Xie Chunping's first feeling was - did I go the wrong way? Did you go to some storage room, or somewhere like the cleaning floor?

Compared with downstairs, this place doesn't look like a hospital. The lights are almost invisible. The hospital has lights on during the day. If it is always dark, it will reduce patients' confidence in treatment.

But this fifth floor, at first glance, looks like it is paved with some kind of inferior composite flooring. It would be better to have a cement floor or some cheap floor tiles, and it would be better than the current unevenness.

Looking at the walls on both sides, there is also a piece of it falling off in the east and a piece in the west. It doesn't look like what a public hospital in Raohai City should look like in this era.

With a half-believing, half-uncomfortable mood, Xie Chunping walked forward slowly until he reached the end of the corridor, only to find an open door of the clinic with three clear words written on the door, "Mind and Mind Department".

Seeing the patient, Mu Chun lazily straightened up from his chair, and then shouted, "Doctor Chu, there is a patient."

Doctor Chu? Xie Chunping frowned upon hearing this.

I'm not here to see Dr. Chu, Xie Chunping thought.

"I'm sorry, I'm not here to see Dr. Chu. No, no, that should be said. I'm not Dr. Chu's patient. I'm here to see Dr. Muchun." Xie Chunping stood at the door and said.

"Looking for me?" Muchun didn't invite Xie Chunping in, so he and he sat inside the door while the other stood outside and started chatting.

This person who looks ordinary and whose hair has not been repaired very much. Although he is not unshaven, he can only be considered clean and decent at best. At first glance, he seems to have no aura at all. Could it be Dr. Muchun who has been popular all over the sea recently?

"Well, I'm here to see Doctor Mu Chun, the famous Dr. Mu Chun." Xie Chunping explained while looking into the clinic a few more times.

It's really just a small outpatient clinic, but it has complete facilities, including a coffee machine, a water purifier, a refrigerator, a treadmill, and even a piano that looks brand new.

Look at this piano. It costs tens of thousands no matter how you look at it. Although Xie Chunping doesn’t understand the price of pianos, in his impression, instruments like pianos start at tens of thousands. In terms of weight, they can be considered numerous. Among the musical instruments, it is one of the best.

And that coffee machine is the same as the one in the boss’s office. It’s more than 20,000 yuan on JD.com during Double 12, so I wouldn’t even dare to think about it.

The coffee machine at home is still the cheapest one and costs 150 yuan. It is no different from an electric kettle. Not only does the brewed coffee not taste good, but sometimes it even smells smelly.

I tried two or three times, and changed the coffee powder three times for this 150 coffee machine, but nothing was right. Finally, Li Xiaoyun suspected that the water quality at home was not good, and it would be much better to use pure water to make coffee, so he tried it for the last time. I bought more than 200 yuan of coffee powder and Evian mineral water.

This is what Li Xiaoyun said, either try it in one step. Don’t doubt the coffee powder today and the mineral water tomorrow. Nongfu Spring that costs 2 yuan and 50 cents a bottle, or Yiquan that costs 1 yuan and 90 cents a bottle. Don’t doubt that. When growing water, I just bought a better one, Evian. It would be no problem anyway, so I spent 18 yuan to get a bottle of 1.5L Evian mineral water imported from France.

In Li Xiaoyun's words, "The price of water you drink is a reflection of your social status. The poor drink tap water, and those with a little bit of conditions drink pure water. There are some ladies in our group who drink all water from Evian or Biyi It’s even more expensive. It’s said that after a month, pimples and everything will be cleared up, and over time, the entire skin will become elastic and delicate, just like dermabrasion.”

But in the end, even though I used good coffee powder and the beauty mineral water that Li Xiaoyun said, the coffee was still very unpleasant - I just didn’t know what the coffee brewed by this good coffee powder and good water should taste like.

When Xie Chunping looked at his wife's frustrated expression, he wanted to say without conscience, "This coffee tastes like this. It's delicious. There's nothing wrong with the coffee machine." But he couldn't say it because he didn't have more than thirty yuan for a cup. The coffee in Starbucks is delicious, and it can’t be compared with the coffee in KFC, McDonald’s or even FamilyMart.

If this coffee machine costs more than 20,000 yuan, it will definitely be able to brew particularly delicious coffee.

Xie Chunping was already imagining the sound of this coffee machine when it was operating.

"I am Mu Chun, Doctor Mu." Mu Chun had already stood up and invited Xie Chunping to sit down on the chair beside him.

"Thank you, Doctor Chun." Xie Chunping said thank you while sitting down.

Mu Chun was a little dizzy. He originally thought about saying again that it was not "Doctor Chun" but "Doctor Mu", but after thinking about it, he realized that this was not a big problem.

"Is it cold outside? Or is there something interesting happening in the outpatient hall?" Muchun started chatting.

"No, it's really cold if it's cold, but nothing happened in the outpatient hall." Xie Chunping replied.

"Oh, you registered eighteen minutes ago. I thought there was something happening in the outpatient hall. In our community hospital, there are often a lot of lively things in the outpatient hall. Sometimes my patients are seen there. In the first half of the day, after finally watching the noisy people, I felt that my mood was better, so I didn't come to the mind and body department." Muchun leaned on the chair and said relaxedly.

Xie Chunping was a little surprised when he heard this. Don't everyone come to the hospital to see a doctor? Why did he go back without seeing the doctor, so he asked, "Is it true? There is such a thing?"

"Really, so I often lose a lot of patients inexplicably. Your number appeared in the system more than ten minutes ago, and until now, I thought you had suddenly realized something on your own. , I cured myself, I don’t need a doctor anymore.” Mu Chun squinted his eyes and looked at Xie Chunping with a smile.

Xie Chunping had to explain that it took him so long to arrive at the outpatient department because he did not see Teacher Muchun's name in the hospital introduction column or the introduction to the Department of Psychosomatics. Secondly, the nurse's desk did not clearly say where the Department of Psychosomatics was. Thirdly, It was because the elevator only had four floors, and four meant that when he returned to the first floor, he found a very small sign printed on A4 paper. Because the writing on the paper was unclear, he ran back and asked the nurse. Finally, In the middle of winter, I had to climb five floors to get to the mind and body department, so I wasted time going back and forth.

Muchun apologized repeatedly and said that he would like to thank Chunping for coffee.

Although Xie Chunping felt that there was no need for the doctor to apologize for this matter and it had nothing to do with him, he was still very happy when he heard about a cup of coffee, so he nodded and agreed.

The machine roared loudly, and Xie Chunping's mood calmed down. When the coffee was placed in front of him, he smelled the smell of coffee all over the room. He really wanted to go home and throw away the coffee machine under the sink. Put it in the trash.

"What makes you uncomfortable?" Muchun asked after making coffee.

"It's not that I'm not feeling well, I'm here to ask the doctor about my son, but he has a slight condition." Xie Chunping said while holding a coffee cup.

"What's the situation?" Muchun asked.

Xie Chunping told Mu Chun that his son hit his classmates at school, was easily angered, was very slow in doing homework, hiccuped from time to time, couldn't stop when he was angry, had difficulty concentrating, and had poor academic performance.

"His mother, my wife, was almost mad at him, so I came to ask what should be done about this kind of thing. Is there any medicine I can take?" Xie Chunping was eager to know the answer. .

Muchun shook his head, "Take medicine? What kind of medicine?"

"I heard that there are some sedative drugs. I heard from some parents that some drugs can make children calm down and concentrate on their studies." Xie Chunping said tentatively.

Muchun shook his head decisively, "I will help you arrange a follow-up visit and bring the child with you."

When Xie Chunping heard that he wanted to bring the child to the hospital, he felt a little panicked. After all, he had not discussed this matter with his wife. It would be bad if he agreed but the doctor didn't come. He was thinking hard about how to find an excuse not to agree. It won't make the doctor unhappy either.

This Doctor Muchun is the doctor who helped the police solve the case. It would not be a good idea to offend him.

After thinking about it, Xie Chunping picked up the coffee and put it down, picked it up and put it down again, and then finally thought of an excuse, "The child has been in his hometown recently, and he may not be able to come for follow-up consultation until after the New Year, if he must come."

"In your hometown?" Muchun repeated.

It seemed that the doctor believed it. Xie Chunping secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He was not a person who liked to brag and was good at bragging. In fact, Xie Chunping had rarely lied since he was so old.

But for some reason, now he couldn't tell the truth at all and couldn't agree to the doctor's request to let the child come to the hospital for examination.

"Is it from our community?" Muchun said, looking for the mouse everywhere.

Xie Chunping thought this doctor was a bit funny. Most people always look for the mouse near the keyboard. Why did this doctor look under the table first?

After a few seconds, Muchun got out of the table again and asked again, "Are you from our community?"

Xie Chunping shook his head, "No, it doesn't count, otherwise the doctor would look at the address."

"I can't see it." Muchun complained.

"Why, my medical insurance card should have a registered address." Xie Chunping said.

Muchun puffed up his cheeks and exhaled quickly, then puffed up his cheeks again and exhaled quickly. He repeated this five or six times before speaking helplessly, "Didn't I find the mouse?"

So this is ah.

This doctor probably has a good mind, but his eyesight is bad. Isn’t the mouse just on the keyboard?

"Doctor, doctor, this." Xie Chunping hesitated, wondering if the doctor would feel embarrassed if he reminded him.

"What's wrong? Just tell me, it's okay. I'll look for it later." Mu Chun responded, still looking around on the table.

There must be something wrong with this doctor's eyes.

Xie Chunping snickered in his heart.

Then he saw Muchun's mouth puffed up like a puffer fish and took two breaths.

Xie Chunping couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to say: "Doctor, the mouse is on the keyboard."

Mu Chun suddenly realized it and slapped his head, "It's true. No wonder we in the Department of Psychosomatics have a saying that human beings only see what they want to see."

"What do you mean?" Xie Chunping didn't understand at first. He felt that Dr. Mu seemed to have said something very philosophical, or read a poem?

"I found it. Although it's not from our community, we can also arrange home treatment. Would you like me to help you arrange for a doctor to go to your home to check on the child?" Muchun poked his head out from behind the monitor and looked at Xie Chunping.

ah? Do community hospitals still provide door-to-door doctors? When did this start? Raohai City is really too advanced.

Although this was a good thing, it was so bad that he had to discuss it with his wife. Otherwise, if Li Xiaoyun's arbitrary and authoritarian personality got angry, Xie Chunping couldn't afford to offend him.

So Xie Chunping thanked Dr. Muchun and said that he could go back and discuss this matter with his wife, and then contact the doctor after discussing it.

"Yeah, sure. I wonder if you or your wife have the problems your son Xie Xiaofei has?" Mu Chun asked.

"I have always had a good temper. It can be said that I had almost no temper before giving birth to a child, and even less after giving birth. However, after my child enters first grade, especially recently, I sometimes can't control it. I want to beat him, but I swear, I don’t really beat him. I am not a father who beats his children." Xie Chunping tried his best to explain.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. Children are sometimes naughty, and it's normal for parents to have tempers. So when it comes to blinking, do you two have this phenomenon?" Mu Chun asked again.

"No, my wife never blinked at me even when we were in love." Xie Chunping replied with a smile.

"That's it, it doesn't seem to be what I thought." Muchun leaned back on the chair sadly.

Xie Chunping thought he had said something wrong that made the doctor unhappy. To avoid a cold moment, Xie Chunping tried to ask, "Doctor, what are you thinking about? And what is different from what you thought?"

Muchun shook his head, sighed and said, "I originally thought it would be better not to go to the clinic. The weather is so cold, don't you think so?"

Xie Chunping didn't quite understand the meaning of this, but the weather was really cold, so he nodded and replied: "Yes, the weather is really cold."

Muchun was affirmed and said: "I just thought that since you are here, it is best to solve the problem, right? No one wants to go to the hospital again and again in such a cold weather to ask the child these things. Speaking of the child, There are no obvious illnesses, right? No fever, no colds, and a healthy stomach. I can eat and sleep. To put it simply, life at school is not going very smoothly, right?"