Crazy Psychologist

"And that pillow, it's said to be a magnetic therapy health pillow to prevent Alzheimer's disease."

"Where did you know all this?" Mu Chun asked, half lying on the chair.

Wu Fangmei looked at Muchun with disdain, and then said, "Didn't I tell you what the experts on TV said?"

"Grandma Wu, are you watching a TV shopping program that sells pillows and wall-breaking machines?"

Muchun wanted to laugh but didn't dare. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed right. Nowadays, there are often some so-called nutrition experts on TV shopping programs, most of them dressed as doctors.

As for this, it is easy for people to have a sense of professional identity based on their intuitive feeling. In fact, not many people can figure out how many of these nutrition experts are real experts and how many are fake.

"No, it's not just TV. There are also some small shops near our community. They often explain health knowledge to the elderly for free. Those people are about the same age as you, and they talk very well about health maintenance. OK

For example, let me tell you, a few days ago I saw an old man in our community who has had bad knees for many years. He went to a store selling some kind of quantum cell health device. At that time, I happened to go to the small supermarket opposite to buy a bottle of vinegar. and some fruits. Then I met Aunt Mei at the door of the store, and we chatted for a while.

After Aunt Mei went back, I happened to look across the way and saw Lao Tang walking out of the store. He was walking much better than when I usually saw him. Really, it was like that thousand-year-old crippled leg suddenly healed. When he stood up, he looked ten years younger. "

Wu Fangmei's eyes were shining, and Muchun almost believed it after just one glance.

"Quantum cell health device? What is it?" Muchun said to himself.

"Ah, anyway, Lao Tang bought one back later. It is said that he spent more than two thousand yuan and took it home happily. I haven't seen him again in the past two days. I guess he is staying at home every day to keep healthy."

Mu Chun didn't know how to answer this. He always felt that no matter how he answered it, it was wrong, but he had to say something. At this time, Mu Chun discovered that the name Quantum Cell Health System seemed to have been heard somewhere.

"By the way, does Hao Xian have Alzheimer's disease?" Wu Fangmei finally got back to the serious matter.

Mu Chun cannot answer this question for the time being. Judging from the current situation, Hao Xian does have some memory problems. The early stages of Alzheimer's disease are mainly problems with short-term memory ability. For example, telling the patient bananas, newspapers and cantaloupe, when the patient is asked a few minutes later, they will be unable to recall or miss one of them.

When Hao Xian took out the red envelope for the second time today, Muchun noticed something strange, so he accidentally asked Hao Xian what he had eaten for breakfast. After thinking for a long time, he finally decided on "fried pancake and beef soup".

Later, Muchun accidentally talked about breakfast, and Hao Xian forgot about the fried vegetables and beef soup, so his breakfast became soy milk and polenta.

This attracted Muchun's attention more and more.

But it is still difficult to judge whether it is the problem that Wu Fangmei is worried about. One of the reasons is that the examination and diagnosis process of Alzheimer's disease is very cumbersome, and it is difficult to immediately diagnose whether the patient has Alzheimer's disease.

In addition, elderly people over 65 years old often experience memory decline or difficulties in daily communication. After all, aging is inevitable.

There are also some patients with mild cognitive impairment who, if they happen to be elderly, also need differential diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease.

Fortunately, in the past two years, various medical institutions have been able to determine the severity of Alzheimer's symptoms in patients by using PET scans and measuring levels of specific molecules (such as glucose) in the brain.

With the establishment of biological diagnostic criteria, the diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease no longer relies solely on traditional clinical observation, but has a more scientific and accurate detection method - biomarker examination.

Muchun knew that the most troublesome issue now was not whether the diagnosis could be confirmed, but how to persuade the elderly to undergo relevant examinations.

If it is really this kind of disease, in the initial stage, the elderly themselves may not realize that the memory problems are related to Alzheimer's disease. But when they realize that there seems to be something wrong with their memory, they forget things in the blink of an eye and burn on the stove. I drank water, turned around and forgot about it, and boiled the kettle dry several times.

It won't take long for the elderly to fall into depression. If the family does not understand, the elderly may even become irritable.

Some old people will be confused and ask if they have remembered it wrong, but they will not admit it anyway, because they are right anyway.

At this time, it is also troublesome to persuade the elderly to come to the hospital for PET examination.

Of course, Mu Chun couldn't explain these things clearly to Wu Fangmei, but what made Mu Chun curious was how Wu Fangmei could believe these health programs and the merchants selling quantum cell health devices.

According to Wu Fangmei, there are many such stores now open, many of them near residential communities, and there are young health experts who can introduce health knowledge to everyone.

‘What does health maintenance mean in the minds of these businesses? ’ Muchun was a little confused and curious.

…

When Pan Xiaoqing came to Muchun's office, he was immersed in his laptop and typing furiously on the keyboard. The sound made Pan Xiaoqing feel sick.

"Is Teacher Muchun writing a novel? Typing so fast?" Pan Xiaoqing couldn't help but say.

"Where is that? I'm just writing a work report, a work report." Mu Chun confessed and was lenient.

Pan Xiaoqing found a chair and sat down.

Mu Chun seemed to have just recognized her as Chu Sisi's classmate, with slight surprise in his eyes, "Are you the girl who came with Liu Yun when we had hot pot last time?"

"Girl?" Pan Xiaoqing frowned and thought, 'There are many people in the world who don't know how to use the correct words and think they are outstanding in literary talent. ’

"Ah, you are also a writer, right? What's wrong? Do you have the same problem as Liu Yun?"

Pan Xiaoqing seemed to feel better after hearing the same question as Liu Yun, "What's the problem with Liu Yun?"

"Didn't he introduce you to me for medical treatment?"

Muchun's eyes were still on the laptop screen. At this point, Pan Xiaoqing felt unhappy again, feeling that she had been neglected.

People are like this. When things are going smoothly, they can see many things. When encountering difficulties, all kinds of feelings become sensitive. It's like having a magnifying glass installed in the world.

So, Pan Xiaoqing decided to say whatever came to mind, hiding it and considering other people's moods, which may not necessarily bring any benefits. Sometimes, he didn't even have stability. "Yes, he said that he was not in a very good condition before. Later, the nurse tricked me into looking for you."

"Fooling?" There were two suspicious eyes on Muchun's smiling face, "Ahem", he coughed, his hands finally left the keyboard, and then lazily rested his head behind his head. "When have I ever fooled him?"

"I said it was the nurse who tricked me into looking for Dr. Muchun." Pan Xiaoqing began to believe that this internet celebrity doctor was probably not very reliable.

"That makes sense. Have you been eating unusually lately?"

Muchun changed the topic and Pan Xiaoqing was caught off guard.

"how do you know?"

"You are thin. You are even thinner than the last time I saw you." Muchun said, "Have you ever vomited after eating, or overeated and then vomited?"

"What are the doctors talking about?"

Pan Xiaoqing was a little angry. The reason for the anger was not that Mu Chun was talking nonsense, but that Mu Chun was right.

Because she had gained a little weight before, Pan Xiaoqing did use some Internet celebrity eating and broadcasting methods. After eating, she would use emetics or use her fingers to spit it out.

But she also writes a health column, and she knew that doing so was bad for her health, so she tried hard to quit the habit. After quitting, she felt no strength, felt uncomfortable eating, dared not eat, and couldn’t eat. Dare to vomit, as if entering an endless loop.

Then, her concentration became worse and worse. When Dr. Muchun said this, it seemed to be related to this matter. Since she stopped inducing vomiting, she didn't know what to write.

"There is no such thing as you said." Pan Xiaoqing was unwilling to admit, "I just feel a little exhausted when writing. Besides, I actually wanted to interview Dr. Muchun. You are now a famous person, so you should have many stories to write. .”

"Me? Story?" Muchun smiled and shook his hand, "No, no, there is no story."

"Yes, look, this is an article about you." Pan Xiaoqing took out the iPad from his bag, then opened the page and put it in front of Muchun and said.

"So I'm so famous?" Muchun sighed and scratched his head.

"Yeah, so I wanted to interview you, maybe my column could get some attention."

Muchun frowned, "It's the traditional columns, definitely not the new media ones."

Pan Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Muchun to even understand this? Then she said: "Yes, it is a traditional column. As you know, columns are not very popular nowadays. Readers tend to read more simple things. Few people want to read serious professional writing."

"We must keep pace with the times." After Mu Chun finished speaking, he shook the drawer vigorously, as if the drawer could not be opened.

Then, he took out a small folding telescope from the drawer, opened it, and looked at Pan Xiaoqing for a long time. "Ah, big, really big!"

Pan Xiaoqing's cheeks suddenly turned red.

"What's big?" she asked hesitantly.

"The various things seen through the telescope are really big. I don't know if they are enough."

Muchun said while turning the telescope back and forth in his hand. Then he suddenly stood up and said to Pan Xiaoqing, "Can you go somewhere with me?"

"Ah?" Pan Xiaoqing thought that I came to see a doctor and wanted to do an interview. Why did the doctor suddenly leave the hospital?

Seeing Pan Xiaoqing sitting motionless, Muchun explained, "Treatment, this is seeing a doctor."

"see a doctor?"

At this moment, Chu Sisi walked into the outpatient room and saw Pan Xiaoqing sitting in the patient's seat. She almost thought she had gone to the wrong place or recognized the wrong person.

"Is Xiaoqing here to interview the teacher?" As soon as Chu Sisi finished asking, she saw Muchun already taking off her white coat.

"What is the teacher trying to do?" Chu Sisi was completely confused.

Muchun said, "Sisi, go change your clothes too, let's go to a place."

"Okay." Unlike Pan Xiaoqing, Chu Sisi didn't understand why she had to leave the hospital at all, so Muchun said she wanted to go out once. Chu Sisi immediately returned to her outpatient room, changed her clothes and stood in the corridor.

Pan Xiaoqing followed the two of them suspiciously, and the three of them walked in the cold wind for more than 20 minutes until they arrived at the entrance of a supermarket.

Muchun took the lead into the supermarket, stood behind the large floor-to-ceiling glass and whispered to Chu Sisi and Pan Xiaoqing: "Look, do you see that store across the road?"

"Quantum Cell Health Center?" Pan Xiaoqing's eyesight was very good and she read every word correctly. After reading, she made a strange sound, "Oh my God, what is this?"

"It's about health care. It seems to sell various massagers, physical therapy devices and so on." After Mu Chun finished speaking, Pan Xiaoqing became slightly interested.

‘Isn’t this nonsense? The name is similar to the word used in science fiction novels. It just cannot explain the feeling of quantum mechanics. If you don't understand it, it is actually absurd. ’

Pan Xiaoqing was still muttering in her heart when she saw Muchun took out the binoculars and put the binoculars against the glass to look at it, regardless of the customers coming in and out of the supermarket door.

Even just looking at it, it would make strange sounds like "Ah! Ah! Ouch!" from time to time.

In broad daylight, with the sky clear, a doctor and two very beautiful young women were peeping in the supermarket. This kind of scene would really make a big fuss if someone acquainted happened to see it.

Pan Xiaoqing didn't know if the person making the fuss showed up, but the supermarket security guard couldn't help it.

"What are you doing? Do you want to buy something? If you don't buy something, go out." The security guard said angrily.

Muchun quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're leaving now."

After saying that, before the security guard could say anything, he took the lead and walked out the door. At this time, he happened to bump into Wu Fangmei.

"Doctor Mu, isn't this Dr. Mu Chun?"

When Wu Fangmei saw the security guard muttering to Mu Chun from behind, she became angry and rushed forward and said: "You, don't you know that this is the cutest doctor in our community? Really, speaking of Mu Chun, He is also your family’s savior.”

When the security guard heard this, he almost burst out laughing, "Grandma Wu, why are you talking so confusingly again? This man is peeking at something in our supermarket with a telescope. Do you want me to take care of it?"

"If you say you don't understand, you don't understand. Mu Chun was helping the police handle the case. Stop meddling in your own business. That old lady in your family has been bedridden for so long. At that time, your eldest brother went to find the old money from the paper money shop. , asked him to contact a nanny, and almost contacted the murderer."

As soon as Wu Fangmei opened her mouth, there was a long list of words without rest or breath.