Crazy Psychologist

"It's as simple as that. If a piece of moldy tofu has been in a person's heart for decades and cannot be forgotten or never come out again, the best way is to spit it out."

"Why are you vomiting?" Chu Sisi felt that her question was really stupid.

Muchun said, "Good question! Dr. Chu is really getting smarter."

"Eh?" Chu Sisi had another feeling that she was close to the truth but still panicked.

"Of course you have to vomit through your mouth. What the psychotherapist does at this time is just to induce vomiting."

After speaking, Muchun took a few sips of coffee.

But Chu Sisi felt that the clinic room smelled like stinky tofu.

But now the smell didn't make her feel disgusted, but instead made her feel relaxed and happy.

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At five o'clock in the morning, Yang Xing couldn't sleep. The reason why he couldn't sleep was because of the photos taken at the nursing home the day before.

After waking up at five o'clock, Yang Xing walked to the living room with his mobile phone and read everyone's messages and comments carefully.

Yang Xing showed a satisfied smile while watching.

‘Damn it, it’s been a long time since I’ve received such consistent positive comments, and it’s been a long time since so many people have left comments on the news. ’

Yang Xing guessed that this little red must be related to the white coat. Do so many people like white coats? What if one day he wears a nurse uniform and pretends to be a male nurse? There are also people cheering.

My mind is slightly off track.

As soon as Yang Xing was in a good mood, he walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, took out three eggs and a pack of bacon, made himself a portion of sun-roasted eggs, and fried two slices of bacon. In addition, he made himself a portion Avocado smoothie.

The price of two avocados in the kitchen is not cheap, one costs 10 yuan. Yang Xing took the avocado and turned it around in his hand. After looking at it, he felt that such a breakfast could be enjoyed.

In fact, this girlfriend's taste and other aspects are good, and the conditions are acceptable. Unfortunately, Yang Xing is not ready to settle down at all.

Not sure whether it was because he was in a good mood or because of the avocado, Yang Xing made breakfast for his girlfriend, including a sun-coated egg and two slices of bacon. He picked up a grinding bottle and ground some black pepper. I didn’t know that such a heavy black pepper Whether the pepper flavor suits this girlfriend's taste, Yang Xing likes to add more black pepper to breakfast anyway. As for whether his girlfriend likes it, he doesn't care so much.

Only in the beginning, you need to get along with the girl, understand her career and some taste preferences, and determine the relationship. Especially after living together, for Yang Xing, the relationship between the two has already reached the middle and late stages. Just wait for the next girlfriend to show up, and then it's time to end.

In the middle and later stages, most of the time it is his girlfriend who considers his feelings and takes care of his daily life. How can he consider the other person's affairs?

No, absolutely impossible.

To use a popular saying on the Internet, "No, it will never happen in this life."

After breakfast, Yang Xing called his new girlfriend Fan Xiaotian and told her that he would pick her up from work later.

Fan Xiaotian was sleepy-eyed. When she heard the call from Yang Xing, she quickly asked: "Why are you wearing a white coat? I saw your updates last night and left you a message. Did you read it?"

"Well, I saw it. I'm helping a friend. I've studied a little bit of medicine before."

Yang Xing had a quick mind and made up a lie that he thought was not particularly outrageous.

"Eh? Xiaoxing studied medicine before? Why have I never heard you talk about it?" Fan Xiaotian felt a little strange when she heard that her boyfriend had studied medicine. Isn't this guy studying for an MBA? How come you have studied medicine?

"Well, yes, I have learned a little bit, so I only know a little bit about it."

Before Yang Xing finished speaking, Fan Xiaotian interrupted her loudly and said sweetly: "Of course not, medicine, even if you have a brief knowledge of it, is very powerful, and you can also go to the hospital to help. Now the hospital is also Will you find someone to help? What hospital? When can I go and have a look? "

"This." Yang Xing rubbed his forehead, thinking, how can I take you there?

But he said, "Let's see what the chance is. The work in the hospital is quite serious. I'll try to take two photos for the baby to see, okay? You get up first, and I'll go downstairs to your house in an hour to accompany you to work."

"Why are you having such a good attitude today? I saw a group of girls left messages and comments for you yesterday. Did hundreds of girls send you private messages?"

"Of course not, I didn't reply at all."

What Yang Xing said was the truth, because he hadn't figured out how to reply yet. Another reason was that he had to wait a little longer before replying to girls' messages, which gave them a roller coaster of emotions. This is a more elegant way.

Only an inexperienced boy would reply immediately after seeing a girl's message. Yang Xing is no longer a young boy.

After accompanying his girlfriend to the company, Yang Xing took the subway again to the company where he worked part-time.

The distance between the two companies is not far, the subway is only 8 stops away, and it only takes about 25 minutes. When he got downstairs from the company, Yang Xing bought a cup of coffee, then walked to the elevator door and lined up to wait for the elevator.

"Isn't this Teacher Yang?" Xiaoqiu, who was holding coffee and sandwiches, saw Yang Xing from a distance and quickly walked to him.

Yang Xing took a look and saw that Xiaoqiu was carrying a new bag today. Even if it was from the factory, it would cost around 1,500. If hers was genuine, it would cost at least 8,000. Is this girl so rich?

How could she change her bags every now and then with the income from this small company, and she was also very familiar with jewelry. For Yang Xing's earrings alone, this girl asked twice, could it be because her family was rich?

Not necessarily, this little girl might have a rich boyfriend.

"Senior, senior, you didn't come to the company yesterday. Sister Jane looked very angry. During the meeting, she also said that some people should not think that they don't need to work hard because they are good-looking. The most indispensable thing these days is boys with good looks. .”

Xiaoqiu leaned against Yang Xing and imitated the way a department manager spoke in a serious manner. Yang Xing looked like Xiaoqiu had imitated him.

"Is there anything important in the company yesterday? Is there another meeting?" Yang Xing hates meetings the most, but Jane seems to particularly like meetings. Maybe she uses meetings to gain a sense of accomplishment.

Yang Xing's sense of accomplishment does not lie in this company, he has a broader world.

"By the way, did Senior Yang go to the audition?" Xiao Qiu asked, blinking.

"Audition?" Yang Xing didn't understand what Xiaoqiu meant.

"It's a photo of senior, like a doctor's photo? Aren't you going to audition for another company? Speaking of which, this photo is really not very good. If I take it, I can make senior look better."

What does this mean? This photo doesn’t look good?

Yang Xing thought to himself, if it doesn't look good, just don't look at it. Anyway, I have no interest in little girls like you.

"Oh, that's a work photo, it won't be easy to see." Yang Xing replied casually, but he was muttering in his heart that the elevator in this company is simply slower than that in a nursing home.

On weekdays, Yang Xing only reported to the company after the morning rush hour. It was rare that he came early one day, only to find that there were so many companies in this building and so many people working!

Although two elevators are high-rise elevators that go directly to the 18th floor and above, and the other two elevators only stop at floors below the 18th floor, this diversion method still fails to change the status quo. From 9 to 10 in the morning and from 6 to 6:30 in the afternoon, There is a queue for the elevator in this building.

It's okay to say that after get off work hours, many companies have attendance regulations during work hours. Being late because the elevator doesn't come is really depressing.

Yang Xing, who was queuing up with Xiaoqiu, had no choice but to wait patiently and chatted wordlessly.

"Is it work?" Xiaoqiu's face was full of curiosity.

"Well, it's work. I'm helping a friend to go to the hospital to take care of the patient." Yang Xing still told the same lie as he told Fan Xiaotian.

"Is the senior still a doctor?" Xiaoqiu was not only surprised, but also a bit envious in his surprise.

Yang Xing knew that Xiaoqiu was interested in him, so it was normal to show such an expression.

Xiaoqiu wouldn't know the truth anyway, so Yang Xing replied without hesitation: "Well, I studied medicine before, but later changed my career."

"Looking at my senior's circle of friends, I see that he is currently studying for an MBA in a prestigious school. I'm super envious."

Xiaoqiu had already expressed envy for several times before the team moved forward a little.

"I don't know where my senior studied medicine, but it's true that it's very difficult to get into medical school. My father is a doctor and is very busy every day."

"Your father is a doctor?" When Yang Xing heard this, he felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. He seemed to be a bit envious, but also had an inexplicable feeling.

"My father is a plastic surgeon." Xiaoqiu laughed "hehehe".

Yes, plastic surgeons are also doctors. Why didn’t I think of that? Besides, plastic surgeons should be very profitable.

Thinking of this, Yang Xing took a closer look at Xiao Qiu, from her eyebrows to her apples and then to her chin.

‘There seems to be no trace of plastic surgery. ’

"Senior, don't look at it. I am a natural beauty and have never had plastic surgery. Besides, my father won't do anything to my face, right?" Xiaoqiu squinted and smiled exaggeratedly.

"Oh, that's right." Yang Xing responded casually.

"Then which department is your senior a doctor? It can't be orthopedics, right?"

Xiaoqiu smiled and drank a cup of coffee, seeming to be very interested in the fact that Yang Xing was a doctor.

"Orthopedics?" Yang Xing deliberately changed the subject, "Can you please stop joking?"

"Haha, okay, no joke, let me guess. I don't think the senior is in a department like gynecology or obstetrics, right?"

"Of course not." Yang Xing felt that he really underestimated Xiao Qiu on weekdays. This girl was very weird.

"Is it the pediatric care department?"

"Pediatric care department?" Yang Xing had no idea what department it was.

"Or pediatrics?" Xiaoqiu has a persistence that she can't give up if she can't figure it out.

"Stop guessing." Yang Xing leaned forward and looked forward, wondering why the team was not moving.

Suddenly, Xiaoqiu jumped slightly with joy, and the coffee almost spilled out.

"I know, I know, it's that mysterious department that not many people know about." Xiaoqiu frowned, feeling suddenly unspeakable embarrassment when the words came to her lips.

"Mysterious?" Yang Xing didn't understand either.

"Yes, it's that department. I should have guessed it a long time ago, because few people usually know about the existence of this department. Even the hospital where my father works does not have this department yet."

Xiaoqiu tilted her head, thought for a long time and then shook her head.

Then, she looked at Yang Xing for help and said another thing, "Senior, you should have watched that reality show that is very popular recently."

"What program?" Yang Xing was a little impatient.

"What a strange showdown. I knew from this program that there is such a department in the hospital. It's a mystery that there is such a doctor in Yuanhai."

Yang Xing really doesn't like Xiaoqiu's use of two-dimensional language.

But her father turned out to be a doctor, which added a lot of points to Xiaoqiu.

Until the next few days, Yang Xing didn't understand why he cared so much about the word doctor during that time.

It seems that he wants to know about anything related to doctors. Could it be that his ideal is to become a doctor?

"Senior, remember the guest named Li Mu, the warm-hearted Li Mu."

"Oh, I've heard of it."

Yang Xing heard what Zhu Pin said. Zhu Pin said that he particularly admired Li Mu. He also said that Li Mu was once ill and was later killed.

Thinking of this, Yang Xing suddenly realized that the mysterious department Xiaoqiu mentioned was the Department of Mind and Body?

No way!

Is mind-body medicine really that popular?

"I am also a fan of Li Mu, and I have always wanted to find such a perfect boyfriend. However, I heard him say on the show that he once had a very difficult time, and later a doctor helped him."

"Well, I've heard about this too." Yang Xing replied.

"Ah, I still can't remember what kind of doctor he is." At this point, Xiaoqiu handed the coffee and sandwich to Yang Xing.

There were many people in the hall, and Yang Xing didn't want to make Xiaoqiu feel embarrassed, so he could only help her hold breakfast reluctantly.

With her hands free, Xiaoqiu immediately took out her phone and skillfully found a video in the history. After fast forwarding and rewinding several times, she pressed pause and asked Yang Xing to look at the phone screen together.

"Look, this is it." Xiaoqiu said after pressing the play button.

I saw a guest on the screen saying: "The person who helped me at that time was a psychosomatic doctor."

"Psychiatric department." Xiaoqiu said happily, "Yes, senior must be a psychosomatic doctor."

"I" Yang Xing didn't know what to say.

Xiaoqiu added: "Besides the psychosomatic department, there is no one more suitable. It must be a psychosomatic doctor. Psychosomatic doctors are really handsome and talented. And the most important thing is that they are mysterious and unknown to ordinary people." Where to find a psychosomatic doctor.”

Xiaoqiu's admiration for Yang Xing has risen to several levels.

Yang Xing thought to himself that if he admitted that he was a psychopsychiatrist now, this little girl would be available in minutes, and she might be a very good girlfriend candidate.