Crazy Psychologist

"The first step is not to laugh."

Chu Sisi found a mobile whiteboard somewhere, held up a whiteboard pen and wrote the words "Don't laugh" neatly on the whiteboard.

"This... feels a bit like going back to primary school Chinese class."

Before the game started, Luo Yang couldn't help but laugh.

"Officer Luo, it hasn't started yet, why have you started giving out points?" Mu Chun said seemingly casually.

"I just think it's funny. Most likely I am a person who has a very low point of laughter? Dr. Chu looks so much like my elementary school teacher. It's really..."

After Luo Yang finished speaking, he scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Brother Xiao Ming, I'm sorry, brother, I'll lose one point first."

"Losing points is not enough."

Chu Sisi smiled slightly, raised her hand and waved the pen.

"What do you mean? Not enough?"

"Well, that's not enough. There is a punishment for laughing."

"Punishment? Doctor Chu, what's the punishment? I'm a little used to punishing others, but I haven't been punished for a long time." Luo Yang smiled with an honest face.

On the other hand, Zhu Xiaoming, who was sitting next to him, looked a little embarrassed, his muscles were tense and his brows did not relax.

Chu Sisi brought out the prepared dinner plate, which contained slices of fresh lemon.

"Take one piece." Chu Sisi handed the clip to Luo Yang.

"Lemon... lemon?" Luo Yang took the clip, saliva oozing from his mouth.

This is the real-life story of looking at plums to quench thirst. Looking at the fresh lemons, Luo Yang’s teeth were sore.

"Can't it be?" Picking up a piece of lemon and looking at the window, Luo Yang suddenly understood what kind of punishment he would face.

"This can't be the case!" Luo Yang looked at Mu Chun, his eyes full of help, "Doctor Mu, I'm most afraid of eating sour food."

"But this is punishment. You must hold back your laughter. No matter how funny the things you see are, you can't laugh. Anyone who laughs will have to eat a piece of lemon as punishment."

Chu Sisi explained the rules again.

"But this hasn't officially started yet!"

Luo Yang really didn't want to put the lemon slice in his mouth.

"Officer Luo, you said you would lose one point first. Isn't that true?"

Mu Chun looked like he didn't want to help at all. He dragged his cheeks, leaned against the door, and raised his chin slightly.

This look is really enchanting.

Luo Yang wished he could take back what he just said, but he is an adult, how can he keep his words?

But how could I possibly eat this lemon?

"Dr. Mu, I don't have much education. Don't lie to me. There won't be any side effects if you eat lemons directly like this, right? I've heard that eating seafood and then eating a lot of vitamin C may cause poisoning. You can definitely see the vitamin C content of lemons. It’s very high, I’ve even eaten seafood here.”

"Lemon does have some adverse effects. For example, if Officer Luo has duodenal ulcer, erosive gastritis, upper gastrointestinal bleeding..."

"Stop, stop, stop, no, no, I'll eat, I'll eat. If you keep talking, you might end up revealing a lot of diseases. I can't stand it."

"Then eat it. By the way, try to eat it as quickly as possible to avoid damaging your teeth. It is true that eating lemon directly will damage tooth enamel."

Luo Yang ate the lemon in one bite and chewed it a few times. His expression was half painful and half funny. Almost everyone laughed.

Only Zhu Xiaoming still couldn't laugh.

Chu Sisi was not depressed at all. The treatment had just begun and she was full of confidence.

"Next, we officially started. Everyone rated the joke from 1 to 5 based on how funny it was. 1 means it's not funny, 2 means it's a little funny, 3 means it's funny, 4 means it's very funny, and 5 means it's completely unbearable. Want to laugh.

But please note, no matter how much you want to laugh, you must hold it back. If you laugh out loud, you will be punished by eating lemons. "

"It's clear, let's get started, I promise I'll never laugh again."

Chu Sisi started telling her first joke.

A gastroenterology doctor went to take the driver's license test. The master praised him: "Your steering wheel is quite stable." The doctor smiled: "Of course, this steering wheel only needs to be turned left and right. The steering wheel I usually turn not only needs to turn left and right, but also It has to go up and down!" The master asked in surprise: "Are you a pilot?" The doctor chuckled: "I do a gastroscopy..."

"Hahaha……"

Luo Yang was the first to laugh again, but he held it back, glanced at Chu Sisi, made a funny expression, and then lowered his head to mark the paper.

Zhu Xiaoming, who Chu Sisi was paying attention to, quickly wrote down the score without any expression.

"My favorite medical school joke is this. I feel secretly glad that I didn't choose the wrong major."

"Ahem." Zhu Xiaoming coughed, and Luo Yang felt that he might have said something wrong.

Chu Sisi told two more jokes in succession, but Zhu Xiaoming failed to laugh.

Muchun actually ate a slice of lemon and poured himself half a cup of Coke.

Luo Yang strongly protested that this was against the rules. Chu Sisi simply thought that Officer Luo Yang might laugh at any joke. On the contrary, Zhu Xiaoming would be useless no matter what joke he heard.

Even in such an environment where everyone is relaxed and laughing, Zhu Xiaoming is still the one who doesn't fit in. He just sits there, slightly uneasy, and his posture is a bit awkward.

However, Chu Sisi planned carefully. She guessed that jokes might not have any effect on Zhu Xiaoming, so she prepared several funny videos for the second round.

She searched for these funny videos for a long time and went through many layers of selection. She also asked Liu Yiming to rate them one by one. Finally, after discussion between two people, she selected the five most hilarious videos.

Although it was a bit nonsensical, Chu Sisi accepted Liu Yiming's reasoning.

The key is to focus on the goal. Since it is to be funny, you should not be rigid about whether it has a noble meaning in order to be funny.

After browsing a lot of funny videos on Bilibili, I came up with today’s five funniest videos.

Chu Sisi believed that Zhu Xiaoming would smile no matter what in the second round.

By the third video, Zhu Xiaoming's face had turned from white to red. He wasn't deliberately not smiling to win the game, but he felt a little sorry for Chu Sisi.

I tried hard to smile, but I couldn't even smile even though I gritted my teeth.

Even if I tried my best to stretch the muscles at the corners of my mouth, I couldn't smile.

Even if he transformed into a smiling face, there was nothing he could do.

Finally, his face turned red and his stomach began to hurt.

"I really can't. If I continue to eat this lemon, I'm afraid I won't be able to speak when I talk to Dr. Mu about serious matters."

"Then let's talk about serious business some other time. It's definitely not good for you to come to me in prison."

Mu Chun said frankly that he really didn't like having an extra job. He already had a lot of work outside the home. If he continued to work more, his income from the outpatient clinic would be at the bottom of the hospital.

The income of psychosomatic doctors is at the bottom of the hospital. Isn’t this inappropriate?

While Luo Yang was laughing and eating lemons, Liu Tiantian ran in in a panic.

"Mu, Mu, Doctor Mu."

Liu Tiantian stammered anxiously, shouting and gasping for air, unable to speak clearly.