crazy system

After half an hour of Xiao Shaoyun's constant pestering, Lin Tian finally agreed to help Xiao Shaoyun get 200 more ordinary veterans.

After enthusiastically treating Lin Tianda to a meal, it was already 7 o'clock in the evening, so Xiao Shaoyun decided to go back early and have a good sleep...

Looking at the three little beauties fighting in front of him, "Cough!" Xiao Shaoyun coughed softly and signaled to the beauties that I am back, please pay attention to your appearance, it seems that you are still gone.

Hearing the coughing sound at the door, the three beauties stopped in surprise and said loudly: "Handsome! Why do you have a cold? Remember to use Keke Pediatric Cough Syrup! It is specially designed to treat colds and coughs in children!"

"..."

Classic advertising slogan! Used in a classic position, Lei's Xiao Shaoyun's skin is torn.

"Let me tell you! Sisters! This seems to be for little kids!"

Hearing Xiao Shaoyun's words, the three little beauties stamped their feet angrily, shaking their fists at him with a slight humming expression, "You! Who do you call eldest sister? We are obviously super invincible beauties, okay?

If you tell me again, sister, be careful because we will flatten you, huh!"

Looking at the three super cute little beauties in front of him who were full of infinite temptations, Xiao Shaoyun had the idea of ​​​​swooping up and pushing them down together. Although it only passed by briefly, he still felt so good in his heart.

Xiao Shaoyun quarreled and joked with the three beauties for a while, and then returned to his room to play on the computer.

Xiao Shaoyun skillfully turned on the computer, connected to the Internet after startup, logged into the hf competitive platform he preferred, and clicked on the Dynasty Warriors room.

Looking at the big screen, it is already the opening ceremony of the war...

Picture of the Kingdom of Shu! Let us first take a look at the lineup of the Shu army.

The first one to appear was Guan Yu and Brother Guan, controlled by Xiao Shaoyun, followed closely by military advisor Zhuge Liang controlled by the 'Midnight Rogue', Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong controlled by the 'Magic Controller', and Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide controlled by the 'Ultimate Murderer'

And the Thousand Miles Flying Hammer Wei Yan Wei Wenchang controlled by the 'Phantom War Saint' is a standard national team.

Picture of Wei State! Let’s take a look at Wei State’s powerful lineup.

I saw Huan·Du Ai controlling Sima Yi to run towards the middle road, Huan·Xiaotian controlling the "ghost" Guo Jia to run up the road, Huan·Huoyun pulling 'Toad' Xun towards the bottom road, Huan·Du

Yu played with Cao Ren, while Huan Blood Saint controlled Laodian.

It was obvious that the five people in the shop were illegal. Xiao Shaoyun was so angry that he vomited blood and pulled Guan Yu to run towards the road.

Both sides nervously moved their troops to position, and the battle was about to break out.

It has reached an unparalleled peak. Looking at the sharp formations of both sides, I am reminded of an old saying: Everything is ready, all it needs is the east wind! Of course, we can also understand it this way, the bomb is ready, all it needs is the flames of detonation.

!Who among the two sides is willing to be the arsonist? Guan Yu! Wei Yan! Cao Ren or...?

Faced with the tense situation in the other two lanes, the bottom lane seems much more brutal.

Screen off!

It was a war between two pure buddies, Yun and Toad. I saw Toad waving the darts in his hand and throwing them at Zhao Yun one after another. While throwing Zhao Yun, he was busy with the soldiers, and he was very happy. "

Zhao Yun made a grimace while typing up the soldier: "Brother Toad, please stop beating me. It will hurt me a lot."

The toad smiled, and it was so lively: "Okay! As long as you come to beat me, I will beat the soldiers."

Zhao Yun raised his middle finger at the toad with a stern expression on his face, which was an internationally recognized gesture of contempt.

Compared to the one-sided killing in the bottom lane, the middle lane is extremely brutal.

I saw Zhuge Liang reciting the spell lightly and shouting: "Old thief Sima! Watch where you run. My favorite lightning, go! Use your unparalleled charm to punish the evil humans in front of you. The art of thunder and lightning."

"I saw several bolts of lightning roaring towards the red-robed uncle Sima Yi. Sima Yi screamed and felt very comfortable. The thunder and lightning did not stay on Sima Yi, but continued to spread around, killing several people who were already red-blooded.

Soldier.

Sima Yi saw that he had been electrocuted and had less than half a tube of blood. Naturally, he was extremely angry. He yelled and recited a spell: "You are a Zhuge villager! If I don't fuck you, you really don't know your own name."

! Omnipotent Brother Vulcan! Please grant me the power of fire to punish the ignorant humans in front of me, Fire Technique Shock Wave." I saw a thick wave of flames rushing towards Zhuge Liang, leaving no grass growing wherever it went. The wave of flames hit

Zhuge Liang's body not only caused damage to him, but also knocked him unconscious.

Sima Yi did not give up. He smiled evilly and recited the incantation again: "Zhuge Pifu! Aren't you very good at electric shock? I will let you taste the taste of burning your ass today. Heaven! Earth! Please grant me endless

The divine power burns these ignorant enemies in front of me, the fire method: Rain of Red-Burned Butts!" Countless flames suddenly rained down from the sky, instantly engulfing Zhuge Liang's body, and the next second Zhuge Liang's miserable cry came from the sky.

Zhuge Liang, who had finally escaped, patted his painful butt with a feather fan and cursed: "Old thief Sima! Just wait, I will repay you twice as much." After saying that, he ran towards his arrow tower.

Zhen San was always unwilling to be lonely on the road. When Guo Jia made an untimely move, the war began.

Just as Guo Jia turned around, Wei Yan threw his hammer. The hammer was so powerful that Guo Jia was hit with a bloody head and fainted. Cao Ren turned around and wanted to sleep with Guan Yu, but Guan Yu picked up the sword and directly hit him.

He jumped up and slashed at Guo Jia. Guo Jia's small blood vessels were sharply reduced again. When Guan Yu fell down, Cao Ren fell asleep.

But what Cao Ren didn't expect was that Zhang Fei, who had activated the Berserker, ran toward Guo Jia fiercely, shouting: "Guo Jia, don't leave, I'll take my axe." Then he said to the frail Guo Jia.

Kick, the power of this kick was enough to cause mountains to collapse and the ground to crack, not to mention the weak Guo Jia? Guo Jia, who had just woken up from dizziness, fainted again. Facing Zhang Fei's rain-like axe, Guo Jia was stunned.

Tears away….

Seeing bursts of golden light coming from his body, Zhao Yun quickly opened his skill bar and lightly clicked on his ultimate move Wushuang. Yun, who was full of blood, saw Toad working hard to clear the troops, so he opened Wushuang and rushed forward.

Toad saw Zhao Yun, who was possessed by Wushuang and had wretched footwork, charging towards him, and hurriedly ran towards his trap. However, Yun would not give him too many chances, and directly surpassed him, stabbing him with his own spear.

Go. For a moment, the toad couldn't bear the powerful damage and fainted. The opportunity must not come back. Zhao Yun, who seized the opportunity, desperately stabbed the toad's asshole with his spear. While stabbing, he shouted: "I am a professional."

Bakujuhu! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

But the good times didn't last long! The toad who woke up threw a poisonous snake barrier directly, but Zhao Yun cleverly dodged it. The toad almost fainted again when he saw that his blood was less than 50 points, and then he shot a poison barrier at himself.

Medical wave. But Yun unexpectedly withstood the attack of the poisonous snake sharply and continued to explode the anus. The toad was so angry! Am I really that easy to bully?

Zhao Yun looked at his little blood and decisively chose to run away. At the same time, he looked at the sky and silently recited: I leave the military advisor to you!

At the same time! Zhuge Liang shouted loudly: "Oh God! Oh the earth! Please give me infinite power, water! I need water!" As expected, a little light rain fell from the sky as he shouted.

The toad looked at the starry rain in the sky and kept praying in his heart: God! My Lord! Please don't chop me. If you want to chop me, just chop Zhao Yun!

At the same time! Zhuge Liang's spell continued: "My God's Lord! Please use your infinite divine power to give me the ability to summon lightning! Go! My favorite lightning, thunder method and thunderbolt technique

!" I saw countless lightnings falling from the sky towards every corner of the map. The toad shouted: "My life is at stake!" and then left in tears...

After a period of harmony, the flames of war ignited again in the middle.

I saw Guan Yu and Wei Yan both coming to the middle, but they seemed to be a beat too late. At this moment, a big sleep symbol appeared on Zhuge's head, and the next second a huge meteorite hit it.

Mr. Wolong's body was smashed so hard that our white-robed military advisor's head was covered with green smoke, and his face was full of bullshit, and he immediately fainted. The opponent's attack did not stop there, Cao Ren's huge bat swarm and Sima's golden flame bombs,

At the same time, it fell on Zhuge Liang.

Just when Sima Yi was about to use his flame shock wave to kill Zhuge in the arrow tower, a huge hammer flew out and hit Sima on the head. Sima was stunned! He was really stunned!

At the same time, a figure fell from the sky and struck Boss Sima with a knife. The sword left no trace and the sword left no trace! The battle was about to begin.

Guan Yu, who fell from the sky, did not stun Cao Ren, nor did he use his "Invincible Thunderbolt Spin and Slash" as usual. He stood motionless.

When everyone was at a loss, Cao Ren recited a spell: "Use my blood as a medium to summon great ghosts and gods to possess my body and punish the evil humans in front of me!" At the same time, Cao Ren transformed into a huge ghost and god and descended from the sky, hitting Zhuge Liang.

On the weak body, Zhuge Liang, who had just woken up from the dizzy state, fainted again. Zhuge Liang was in doom! The ghosts and gods kept attacking Zhuge Liang with their teeth and claws. Zhuge Liang shouted: "I'm wronged! I don't want to die!" He closed his eyes.

He kicked off his feet and headed for the underworld.

The people in the Shu Kingdom began to yell: "Damn! What kind of pass is this!" "What's going on with Brother Guan! Why was such a good opportunity wasted?" In everyone's surprised eyes, what they were waiting for came.

It was the result of Guan Yu being offline...