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Uncle Nan smiled contemptuously, and suddenly thought of something, he couldn't wait to ask.

"You really want to live, right?"

"Yes, yes, please,"

Hearing Uncle Nan's question, the envoy from the island country felt that something was wrong. He knelt on the ground and continued to kowtow, loudly begging for mercy. At the same time, he planted a deep hatred for the island country's government in his heart.

Uncle Nan rubbed his head in embarrassment, as if this was really a very difficult thing to do. Then he made a decision and asked tentatively.

"You can survive if you want, but the punishment will be greater. Your island country is very close to China. You should have heard of a profession in ancient China that specialized in serving the emperor,"

Hearing this, the island country's envoy's heart became cold. Of course he knew what kind of profession Uncle Nan was talking about. At the same time, he also understood what Uncle Nan's purpose was and what the consequences would be after he agreed.

That means that he will have no descendants, will never lose his majesty as a man, and will always be the object of ridicule when walking on the road.

But these dignity, these things were nothing if he had to lose his life. He could only agree to it in order to survive.

"I,,I promise, can't I promise?"

The envoy from the island country was immediately frightened and cried, and while crying he agreed in a low voice.

Seeing that the envoy from the island country really agreed, Uncle Nan showed a smile as if his conspiracy had succeeded, and said with a smile.

"You should have told me earlier, why bother making it so troublesome? Come on, pull him down and treat him well. Remember, don't hurt the envoy of the island country."

As he spoke, Uncle Nan called a few soldiers and dragged the island envoy down. Then, the heart-rending shouts of the island envoy came from outside the house. It seemed that the operation was very successful.

Soon after, the news that the island country’s envoy was willing to be castrated in order to survive spread throughout the world, and the island country officially became the laughing stock of the world, and this matter undoubtedly became a must-talk topic for people after dinner.

"I'm so angry. I'm so angry. I didn't say that this stupid thing was not done, and now such a joke has been made. It really embarrasses the face of our island nation,"

At this time, in the office of the Prime Minister of the island country, an angry roar came from inside, showing how angry the people inside were now.

Xiao Shaoyun, who was far away in Hong Kong Island, burst out laughing after learning about this incident. While laughing at the cowardice of the people on the island, he also admired Uncle Nan's wisdom very much. Just when he was about to call to congratulate, he The phone rang.

Xiao Shaoyun picked up the phone and saw that it was the Prime Minister of China's personal phone number, so he quickly connected the call.

"It seems that little brother is getting better and better now. He has forgotten us old guys. He has not contacted us for so long. It seems that we are not important enough in little brother's heart."

As soon as the phone was connected, the familiar voice of the Prime Minister came. When the Prime Minister said this, Xiao Shaoyun suddenly seemed very embarrassed.

"What did the Prime Minister say? Am I too busy? The Prime Minister is in good health now,"

"Haha," after hearing Xiao Shaoyun's rare question about his physical condition, the Prime Minister smiled happily and then continued to answer.

"My health is very good. Thank you for your concern, little brother. However, I didn't call you to hear what you said. I have a very important situation to tell you. The real person in power in Xiku is you, right? Don't If you don’t admit it, I don’t think anyone can be so capable except you,”

While questioning Xiao Shaoyun, the Prime Minister reminded him loudly not to fool himself, as the Prime Minister would not believe his lies.

The Prime Minister had already said this. What else could Xiao Shaoyun say? He had no choice but to answer the Prime Minister's words truthfully. After all, this was not a shameful thing.

"As expected, it's you. Let me tell you, you are not honest. Seeing that your country has become so strong, you don't help your motherland at all. Remember, after this war is over, you must help your motherland at all. "

After hearing that Xiao Shaoyun was really the man behind Xiku, the Prime Minister talked to Xiao Shaoyun half-jokingly, and then his voice changed and he continued seriously.

"Let me tell you something serious now. Although your fleet is indeed very powerful, the country of Mei has already sent the fleet of the country of Han. It has already set off and is heading directly towards your fleet. Your Xiku fleet is now It’s a bit troublesome,”

"There is such a thing,"

Xiao Shaoyun was a little surprised when he heard that the Han Kingdom had also sent troops, but he was not nervous at all. After all, he was still very confident about his fleet.

"Of course, how about we China give you a big gift and hold back the Han Kingdom fleet,"

Listening to Xiao Shaoyun's tone, the Prime Minister thought he was nervous about his fleet, so he asked a little sentimentally.

"No, don't talk about the coming of a Han Kingdom. Even if there is another Pacific Fleet, I won't give a shit about it. Let him come from the Han Kingdom and take the opportunity to teach him a lesson."

Hearing Xiao Shaoyun's heroic words, the Prime Minister seemed very surprised, and at the same time very expectant. He wanted to see what Xiao Shaoyun was relying on and how powerful this fleet was.

After saying some polite words, Xiao Shaoyun hung up the phone and prepared to return to his room to observe the latest developments in Han Country.

But when he entered the Peninsula Hotel, he was stunned. Han Xinyun ran out of the room in her underwear for some reason. When she saw Xiao Shaoyun opening the door and coming in, she screamed and fell to the ground.

"Why are you so careless?"

Seeing this situation, Xiao Shaoyun could not stand still and continue to appreciate this amazing scene. He ran over at a sprint speed of 100 meters and helped Han Xinyun up at the same time.

But what a coincidence, Xiao Shaoyun was not careful, and one of his palms directly grabbed the woman's breast, and even inserted it into the inside of the lace bra by accident.

"Sister, brother-in-law, what do you want to do, I--, I--"

Being caught by Xiao Shaoyun like this, Han Xinyun's face instantly turned red and she whispered shyly.

After Han Xinyun's reminder, Xiao Shaoyun finally reacted and reluctantly pulled out his palm from a ball of soft 'little' white rabbits, but he still couldn't forget the unimaginable thing in his heart. Soft touch.

"Brother-in-law, you are a bad guy,"

After Xiao Shaoyun took out his palm, Han Xinyun gently pushed Xiao Shaoyun away, snorted, turned around and ran towards her room.

Xiao Shaoyun looked at Han Xinyun's perfect back and unconsciously drooled at the corner of his mouth. Moreover, the most important thing was that he vaguely discovered Han Xinyun's cute little slit. Yes, it was what everyone imagined. that.

"Have you seen enough? You shameless big pervert, if you haven't seen enough, why don't I call my sister back to show you enough,"

Just as Xiao Shaoyun stood there, looking in the direction of Han Xinyun's room with a squinting look, a somewhat angry and very sweet voice sounded behind him.

Hearing this voice, Xiao Shaoyun turned around in fear. Even if he didn't see it, he knew who the other person was.