crazy system

After returning to the small house he rented, Xiao Shaoyun opened the door and saw three beauties discussing something, so he planned to sneak into his room quietly to avoid being discovered by the powerful Liu Rong again, and then subjected to a painful torture.

However, just when Xiao Shaoyun was about to walk gently towards his room, Liu Rong's loud shout came from behind him.

"Xiao Shaoyun! Stop, why are you running?" Liu Rong put her hands on her hips and shouted loudly.

Hearing Liu Rong's shout, Xiao Shaoyun turned around helplessly and said with a smile: "Wow! Sister Liu Rong is at home! Do you have any instructions?"...

"..."

The three little beauties were speechless for a while. They had seen shameless people, but they had never seen such shameless people. This three-year-old living person was standing here, and he actually pretended to be completely naked. He was not cheating.

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Later! Liu Rong told Xiao Shaoyun that they were going to go camping in the wild during this holiday. Xiao Shaoyun was honored to be recruited and became the royal porter of their three little beauties.

"Xia Mi?" After hearing their thoughts, Xiao Shaoyun showed a surprised expression, "Why do you want to be their porter? And he is also his mother's queen. Looking at their expressions, it seems that he should be more happy. Heaven."

Oh! Oh the earth! Someone come and save me!'

After calling them "no answer every day" and "no answer", Xiao Shaoyun reluctantly agreed to them, so he asked with a slightly vulgar expression: "Are there any benefits for being a royal porter? If there are no benefits, we can't do it, who can

Are you so fucking stupid?"

The three little beauties had pitiful expressions, blinking their six pairs of big watery eyes, and said together: "Uncle! What kind of benefits do you want! How about we capture Qianqian to sleep with you?"

The words had just finished! Youling, who had always been quiet, continued: "If you want to have a sister-in-law relationship, the worst we can do is tie up Rongrong and send you to your room."

Before she could finish her words, Liu Rong stretched out her fist towards Youling, and the two of them immediately started fighting.

With an unscrupulous expression and unscrupulous welfare, Xiao Shaoyun ran towards his room in tears...

After arriving in the room, Xiao Shaoyun quickly turned on the computer, thinking to himself that it was time to give the country a little sweetness again, so he entered the training system and redeemed the most advanced fighter jets, bombers, nuclear submarines, missile defense systems and a series of equipment for the next 10 years.

A new type of missile.

After spending 2,000 gold coins to exchange for these things, Xiao Shaoyun looked at his gold coin balance and found that he still had 4,000 gold coins. Then he exited the training system.

After Xiao Shaoyun exited the training system, he entered the E database of the General Staff Headquarters and put the five high-tech exchanges into it, as well as a relatively advanced firewall.

After the copying was completed, Xiao Shaoyun set a password and then logged out of the General Staff's network. He took out his mobile phone and dialed the Prime Minister's phone number.

After the phone call was connected, Xiao Shaoyun told the Prime Minister that his friend had recently discovered some secrets of the super state and entrusted him to put this gift in the E database of the General Staff. The folder name is I Love Old Wet, and the password is

The pinyin of 'Your sister doesn't have a little JJ'...

Yanjing! Zhong Nanhai area! Inside the Prime Minister's Office.

The Prime Minister put down the phone excitedly and secretly wondered, 'What kind of good things has this friend of Xiao Shaoyun got this time? It's really exciting!'

With excitement, the Prime Minister dialed the Chairman's phone number, and the call was connected!

The Prime Minister told the Chairman the details of Xiao Shaoyun's gift. The two hit it off and made an appointment to go and see it together...

After the Prime Minister hung up the phone happily, he called his secretary to arrange a vehicle to go to the General Staff Headquarters.

Half an hour later! The Prime Minister and the Chairman arrived at the General Staff Headquarters at the same time. After calling the Chief of General Staff, they quickly walked towards the E database under the leadership of the Chief of General Staff.

After arriving at the Ehao database, the Prime Minister originally wanted to sit down and operate it by himself, but after thinking of Xiao Shaoyun's evil password, he quickly pushed the Chief of General Staff onto his seat and instructed him to operate it quickly.

After the chief of general staff sat down, he quickly found the folder Xiao Shaoyun mentioned, so he quickly opened it without thinking.

As he clicked, a folder named "The Complete Works of Sora Aoi**" appeared in front of everyone.

The Chief of General Staff clicked again in embarrassment. As he clicked, folders with obscene names appeared in front of everyone.

"Brother! It turns out you are the same person"...

"Don't worry, brother! Prepare toilet paper"...

"Ouch! Brother, why are you so horny? Take it easy"...

"No need to order, I'm just teasing you!"...

"More orders? No more, don't order anymore"...

"It's really gone"...

"Okay! My brother is also a perseverant person, so I will obey you!"...

"The Complete Works of Sora Aoi"......

"Complete Collection**"...

When the Chief of General Staff was about to lose his patience and was about to smash the computer, it finally came to an end. As he clicked on the complete collection** folder, six folders appeared. They were named fighter information, bomber information, and nuclear submarines.

Information, missile defense systems, new missiles, and super firewalls.

The Chief of General Staff casually clicked on the fighter information folder, and a box requiring a password appeared, so he shouted loudly: "The Prime Minister needs a password!"

"Your sister doesn't have a penis," the Prime Minister said with a serious face.

After hearing this, the Chief of General Staff immediately became unwilling. He quickly looked at the Chairman and said pitifully: "Look, Chairman! The Prime Minister bullies others, and the Prime Minister talks dirty words."

Before the chairman could speak, the prime minister rushed forward, kicked the chief of general staff in the butt, and said angrily: "Why are we talking dirty words? Password! Password! This is the fucking password, and the password is your sister.

There is a pinyin for "Little JJ", what the hell am I doing wrong? Besides, your sister doesn't have a "Little JJ" in the first place!"

"..."

The chief of general staff was speechless for a while, and secretly despised him, "How can your sister have a penis? What kind of thing can a woman have? She's a fucking shemale." Although he was thinking this in his heart, he still didn't dare to say it out loud. So he quickly

He operated the computer and entered the password.

After the folder was opened, a large amount of data and drawings appeared in front of everyone. The chief of general staff shouted in surprise: "Quick! Go and invite Team Leader Wang from the Research Department."

A staff member ran out quickly after receiving the order. Ten minutes later! He brought back an old man with silver hair. When the old man came into the room, he greeted the leaders.

Under the command of the Chief of General Staff, we began to read the information.

Half an hour later! Team leader Wang stood up very excitedly and said loudly with a smile: "Reporting to all leaders, more than 80% of the content of the information is true, and if this fighter jet is successfully developed, what will happen?"

The performance of this fighter will be more than twice as powerful as the best fighter in the country..."

Everyone was completely shocked after hearing what Team Leader Wang said, with incredible expressions on their faces.

So the Chief of General Staff ordered Team Leader Wang to look at other information, and the results completely shocked them. All six types of information belonged to the top technology today...

The Prime Minister and Chairman left the General Staff Headquarters excitedly, and ordered them to develop it as soon as possible and keep it confidential.

In the Prime Minister's Office! The Prime Minister and the Chairman were sitting opposite each other. The Prime Minister sitting on the left spoke, "Chairman! What do you think of Xiao Shaoyun?"

The chairman thought for a while, sorted out the words, and said with a smile: "It's really good. He has a strong national consciousness, a good patriotic spirit, and a talent that comes easily from accidents."

"Yes!" The Prime Minister also smiled and nodded, and then asked doubtfully: "How should we help him? And who is the hacker master behind him?"

"Pfft!" The chairman suddenly became happy, holding his stomach with laughter and said: "You are not naive enough to think that there is really a hacker master behind him, right? I guess the master behind him is most likely himself, this is just

It's just a fog he created. As for how to help him, you should make your own decision! You make the final decision on national affairs!"

"You!" The Prime Minister gave a helpless smile, and then said: "I want to implement SSS+ level confidentiality protection for his identity to prevent his competitors from using their tricks, and at the same time, let the members of the Dragon Group secretly protect him to prevent him from letting anyone know.

If other countries find out, what kind of evil will they do? At the same time! I will call him and ask him what he wants now, and let me help him solve a problem!"

"Well! Let's do it like this!" The chairman stretched and said lazily...

At this time, Xiao Shaoyun was playing with the computer boredly. After watching a movie called "Summer Lucky Star" that was full of temptation, Xiao Shaoyun could not forget it for a long time. The exposed figure full of temptation in it was deeply imprinted on him.

The thought came to his mind, and the desire in his stomach was ready to come out, so he decided to go for a shooting.

So! Xiao Shaoyun quickly entered the Haofang battle platform, clicked on the CS area, and entered the room ready to torture people for pleasure.

After entering the room! It quickly filled up with people. The host started the game and entered the game screen in a short while.

After entering the game, Xiao Shaoyun bought a submachine gun and bullets, held the gun and rushed in the direction of the enemy. He walked coquettishly and shot his head crazily, almost all of them with one shot.

Xiao Shaoyun secretly exclaimed that he felt so good, and led his teammates to kill the enemy crazily. Seeing the coquettish Xiao Shaoyun, his teammates began to call him the invincible gunner.

And at the same time! Somewhere in China, in a certain community! A young man was angrily playing on the computer.

His name is Fang Jun, and he is one of the few masters in the Chinese CS world. Today he was in a good mood and registered a small account, ready to torture the rookie. Unexpectedly, he was hit by a rookie several times in the head. So he

Angrily, I took out the phone...