Crazy Taoism Cultivation Game

The Emperor Blood Demon Lord is so angry that he is activating his hands.

When the scorching sun of the Three Suns comes on, he is still dancing with swords and performing tricks. Coupled with his voice, many children like to watch it and even give some rewards!

In the end, whoever thought of singing songs and dancing with swords would be burned to death by the sun!!

Oh my god!

How could such a thing happen!!

Looking back now, he felt wronged!

Who could have thought of it? Who could have thought of it!

Just because he glanced at the Three Suns twice more, when the parents of the children next to him were so frightened that they took their children away and ran away, he pretended to be a master for a little longer, and then, he disappeared!!!

Once the fire is ignited, not even the dregs will be left!

Woohoo!!

Is this how people should be treated? Burned alive! Not even my father burned me!!

...Wait a minute, it seems that normal people would not burn people with fire...

No matter!! Dog Game Company is cheating! They are targeting me!!

Bang bang bang bang!

The Emperor Blood Demon Lord immediately typed the keyboard furiously in anger, and a new post was immediately sent out.

After typing three posts in a row, he felt a little relieved.

The most annoying thing is that Wanhe Company has been pretending to be dead! It looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

So angry! So angry!

It's like hitting a soft pillow with a fist, it can't produce any force!

Just about to continue typing on the keyboard...

Snapped!

Someone suddenly slapped him from behind and slapped his face directly onto the keyboard!

"Wanhe Company, you are Gouba%*&@Hoehgsoygeohg..."

Who!

The Emperor Blood Demon Lord was furious, and when he looked back, his angry expression suddenly turned into a flattering one visible to the naked eye.

"Sister, why are you here?"

"The keyboard keeps typing, are you a keyboard warrior? It affects my sleep! Do you still want to play games?"

Nan Lingling had long black hair, draped over her shoulders like a waterfall, and was wearing cute pajamas. Her cute facial features were filled with anger at the moment, and she was pointing at the Emperor Blood Demon Lord unceremoniously.

"I lent you my three hours of gaming time every day, but you returned the favor and affected my sleeping time??"

"No, no... I promise to be gentler when typing on the keyboard next time!"

The Emperor Blood Demon Lord suddenly felt guilty and his eyes wandered.

Their upbringing is very strict and they can only play games for three hours a day.

But the game time between siblings can be traded with each other. This is the default rule in the family.

In order to play games for three more hours every day, he signed an unequal treaty with his sister in exchange for her daily gaming time.

Even so, he was afraid that his sister would take back his playing time.

If the six hours of game time turned into three hours, he really wouldn't be able to do anything.

"Is this a serious problem? Get me a silent keyboard!"

"Sister! That thing doesn't feel good when you knock it! It's not fun to spray anyone!!"

"Well? It seems you want to..."

Looking away, Emperor Blood Demon Lord panicked.

He unplugged the keyboard with a snap, grabbed both sides with his hands, and pushed it against his knees!

Snapped!!

The keyboard broke in two!

"What a broken keyboard is not as important as our deep brother-sister relationship! Sister, don't worry, from now on, only silent keyboards will appear in my cabinet, not any other keyboards!"

Nan Lingling nodded with satisfaction and turned to leave.

Seeing Nan Lingling leaving, Emperor Blood Demon Lord immediately clenched his fists and secretly gritted his teeth.

"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty! You are one year older than me, so one day, you will go to the grave earlier than me. Then I will dance on your grave and steal your tributes.

I’ll leave you with nothing to eat down there!! Stinky sister!!!”

With that said, he secretly took out a new keyboard from the cabinet and started his life as a keyboard warrior again. Only this time, the sound of his keyboard typing was obviously a little softer, and he didn't dare to be presumptuous.

…

On the other side, Nan Lingling returned to her room.

Lying back on the bed, she really didn't understand how it was just a game that made her brother so addicted.

What puzzles her even more is that her best friend Ruozi has been addicted to this game recently and has no time to hang out with her on weekends.

It feels like my emotions have faded a bit.

Just as I was thinking about it, my phone suddenly rang.

I took a look and saw that it was my best friend Ruozi calling.

I happily picked up the phone, and there was a sound of crying on the other end of the phone.

"Lingling, he ate me!"

"He actually ate me!!"

"woo woo woo woo!!"

"He actually dared to eat me up and wipe me clean!!! And now he's turned his back on me and denies me!"

"That beast, you beast!!"

What?!

So exciting?!

Nan Lingling was shocked immediately and sat up from the bed.

Unexpectedly, those bold images suddenly flashed through her mind, her cheeks flushed, and her heart beat faster.

As a high school student, she simply couldn't resist this kind of topic!

Will the intimate conversation between little girls finally happen to me?

Nan Lingling was excited and asked quickly.

"Who, who? Who did it? Fang Zhuo, who has been very close to you? Guang Cai Nan, who secretly exchanges letters? Or is it the new boyfriend Liu Zhimeng who has just been revealed recently?"

"Eat it and wipe it clean, it's so exciting!"

"And more! What does he mean by turning his back on me? Is it the indifferent way of being treated by a domineering president? I really want to be treated harshly like that... No, scumbag! That is a hateful scumbag!

!!”

Ruozi on the other end of the phone cried even louder when he heard this.

"No! It's not Fang Zhuo, nor Liu Zhimeng! It's Lin Haokuo! My former licking dog Lin Haokuo!!"

"Ah? So it's him? But he is also your childhood sweetheart, and it's good for you to be together... And I've been saying it all the time, you should calm down and choose a boyfriend. I think he

It's quite good. He doesn't look like the kind of person who always gives up. How could he turn his back on you and come here without acknowledging someone else? He likes you so much! By the way...is he...old?"

"Big! Big! Open your mouth like a monster!"

"Ah? Use your mouth? This, this, this, isn't this too exciting for us at our age?"

Nan Lingling's mind was already filled with those thoughts. She felt like her blood was rising, and she seemed to have nosebleeds.

But she still fought hard on the front line of eating melon. She stuffed some tissues in her nose and continued to eat melon. The picture in her mind was already very strong!!

"It's exciting! Of course it's exciting! He ate my meat in one bite! How dare he! How dare he do this to me!!"

"Step by step? It feels like the process is very gentle! But I prefer... No, I mean, he is just a beast!"

"Woooooooooooo! Yes, he is a beast! He turned me into a cow in the game, and then cut off my flesh part by part, cooked it and ate it! The last knife killed me, and he said he would

Eat me whole! Eat me clean!! Is this him, he is a pervert!! Ooooooh!”

etc?

game?

cattle?

Eat beef?

Nan Lingling's fantasy stopped.