Crazy Taoism Cultivation Game

"Qingshen! You are indeed a good brother and confidant of our Emperor Blood Demon Lord! Only a person who values ​​love and justice like you is worthy of the status of our Emperor Blood Demon Lord!!"

As he said that, 'Qi Xing Zhong' wiped his nose on Ye Ming's body, put his face against Ye Ming's face, then looked at the wooden sword in Ye Ming's hand with shining eyes, and snatched it away.

"Edi Holy Sword, Erdi Holy Sword! From now on, Qing Shen, you will be my Emperor Blood Demon Lord's lifelong good brother, a blood brother! A blood brother, we share blessings and share hardships!! Today's grace,

I, the Blood Demon Lord, will repay you a hundredfold!!!"

Qi Xingzhong took away the wooden sword, his legs seemed to have their own thoughts, and he walked out of the yard happily as if he didn't recognize his relatives.

At this moment, a little head with an apologetic expression popped out of the door, and it turned out to be... Brother Huan, and then he slowly retracted and closed the door.

"..."

As the two left, calm returned to the yard.

【Host——Broadcast——】

[Anchor is strong, strong! Isn’t it just that he is missing a sword? He is your brother! He is a brother and sister!!!]

[Of course, forgive him for being spicy! If love has a color, then it must be forgiving for being green!]

[The property is returned to its original owner. This short-lived love finally came to an end. The anchor is strong!!!]

[It comes, it goes. It is closely integrated with you, and it is closely connected with others. Isn’t this a kind of tauren? 】

[Good guy, I’ll be honest, a sword can also make a tauren, right? Where is the God of Pure Love??]

【Tauren must die!!!】

The barrage passed by quickly, and Ye Ming couldn't help but tremble slightly as he slowly squeezed out his voice.

"male……"

【What?】

【Disaster?】

【No, it’s a boy plus a boy? 】

"man!!"

Amidst the barrage of speculation, Ye Ming suddenly looked up to the sky and roared.

"Man, it will also affect the speed of my sword draw!!!"

"From today onwards, I, Ming Yueqing, will be ruthless and righteous, and I will have no more brotherhood!!"

【What?!】

【This is going to be cut!!】

Ye Ming:???!!

"Where's the house manager? Block the account of the person who just spoke!"

Live broadcast room prompt: [[Ye Ao Nai Wo] has been banned by [Ye Ao Nai Wo] for seven days. 】

Ye Ming:......

Why don't you leave the big one and seal the small one?

Emotions are the number one traitor of yours, so you are pretending to be loyal here!!

"When I study and understand [the clouds in the sky], I will break your eyes!"

Thinking of this, Ye Ming released [Tian Yin Yun] from the bottle again.

A group of gloomy black clouds emerged from the bottle, like an old man, slowly flying left and right, slowly flying to Ye Ming's head, and then relaxed and covered his head.

.

Ye Ming:......

"Work hard for me!! You Poyun!!"

Tick ​​tock.

After being soaked in the water for two days and dehydrated for two days, it looked like it was struggling hard, as if it was very, very strenuous, like holding in feces, and then suddenly let go, and a drop fell, which was either a teardrop or a drop of urine.

Liquid translucent liquid.

Ye Ming:......

Green veins protrude from Ye Ming's forehead.

Before he got this [Sky Cloud], he had no idea how self-aware this cloud was!

This is not a trick at all, it is simply a weird thing!!

If it weren't for the fact that it was completely non-threatening, and he could even establish a special connection with it through his own cunning skills, he might have thought he had encountered some kind of counterfeit!

What can be tolerated by scholars!!

Pulling [Tian Yin Yun] over, Ye Ming stepped on it.

Bang.

The clouds in the sky scattered into several small pieces, like frightened mice, running around in panic, or hiding in the grass in the yard, behind the small trees, or hiding behind the mouth of the well.

But at the same time, they all quietly peeked out from behind the cover, as if they were secretly observing Ye Ming's reaction with their little heads to see if he was still angry.

"Get back!"

brush--

Five or six small clouds hurriedly flew back to Ye Ming, gathered into a small black cloud about one square meter in size, and rubbed against Ye Ming's thighs lovingly.

This speed is completely different from the previous situation when it slowly flew to the top of my head!

"Where's the rainwater? Squeeze out the rainwater for me! Just eating grass doesn't produce milk, right? Master Sanhe isn't as capable as you!"

Wow!

As if he had been wronged, the little black cloud seemed to be crying, and squeezed out tears on the clouds. The amount of "rainfall" increased several times compared with before!

After all, it took a long time to get even a drop of rain!

"Crying? You have to work even if you cry!"

demon!!!

Little Heiyun stopped crying immediately, and his body swelled up, and he looked bulging with anger, as if he was about to transform into a devil.

And it seems to be saying - Bu Xiang Wan Spicy! If you want me to make it rain, then don't even live!

The little black cloud began to flicker with light, like a broken light bulb that had been in disrepair for many years.

If placed in the dark environment of a horror movie, it might be a bit scary, but in broad daylight, except for a little sand falling, who can be scared by this little action?

His face darkened, Ye Ming took out the bottle and smashed it in the face.

What is Ye Ming's strength?

The master of 8.7 Jinli!

The brush hit Xiao Heiyun in the face.

In just a moment, the little black cloud was sucked into the bottle, and then Ye Ming was seen pouring water into the bottle.

"Give me a drink! Give me a drink! If you don't produce milk today, when will you produce milk? Can you sleep at your age? Give me a good rain!!"

Goo-goo-goo! Goo-goo-goo!

The bottle shook violently, as if it was choked by Ye Ming's rough technique.

But this is not the first time Ye Ming has studied the clouds in the sky. When the clouds are put in a bottle, the bottle is like a sponge filled with infinite water. No matter how much water Ye Ming pours, it can absorb it completely. , and the efficiency is very high, there is no saying that it will kill you.

If the nearby river hadn't been dry and cracked by the scorching sun of the Three Suns, and it hasn't recovered yet, and was protected by the Blue Bird Division and the gangs in the city, Ye Ming would have wanted to throw the broken bottle directly into some river. Just go inside and absorb it directly.

"If water rationing has not been restored to unlimited supply, when will it be?"

The joy of getting [clouds in the sky] for the first time has long been gone.

[天云云] needs to absorb water first, and then produce rain.

To put it simply, it means eating grass to produce milk.

But the problem is that the text description of the system does not say how much water Poyun must absorb to have enough water to produce rainy water.

As it stands, it's a water guzzler and can do nothing but drink its own supply of water every day!

Waste, waste, waste! What else can you do besides drinking!!!

With your size, if you lie flat, are you still a cloud????