Crazy, You Call This a Trainee Lawyer

blue star.

Dragon Kingdom, the capital of the East.

Municipal hospital, emergency department ward.

"Damn it, you bastards!"

In bed No. 1, "Zhang Wei", who was drowsy, suddenly opened his eyes and swears on the spot.

He sat up subconsciously, but his face collapsed after 0.5 seconds, regretting it.

pain!

I feel pain all over my body.

He lowered his head and looked at his body.

I saw myself lying on a hospital bed, with bandages all over my body, and I could cosplay as a mummy.

"No way, I remember that I had dozens of robs in my body, and my head was pierced by those guys. Can this be salvaged?"

He couldn't believe that he was still alive?

This is simply a medical miracle!

And his voice just now woke up Xia Qianyue who was dozing off on the side of the escort.

The latter subconsciously wiped off the water stains at the corners of his mouth, patted his flushed cheeks from just waking up, and then looked at the person on the hospital bed.

"Zhang Wei, you are so talented, you dare to yell at me, your aunt!"

As she spoke, she slapped Zhang Wei on the head with a "slap", making the latter scream.

"Ouch, my head hurts..."

"Hmph, who told you to scare me, you deserve it!"

Xia Qianyue put her hands on her hips, and said confidently: "Grandma sent you to the hospital with good intentions, it's fine if you don't thank me, but you dare to avenge your kindness, this is not looking for a beating!"

"Grandma's attack was still light just now. If she used all her strength, she would directly smash a scoop on your head, and you would be guaranteed to eat a bowl of her own brains!"

Without opening her mouth, Xia Qianyue is a short-haired beauty with delicate features and delicate features.

As soon as she opened her mouth, she was a female man, violent.

What a big girl, but it's a pity that she has a long mouth.

Such a sentence flashed subconsciously in Zhang Wei's mind, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

He looked at the girl in front of him and didn't know what to say for a while.

Because he didn't know each other at all!

Zhang Wei stared blankly at Xia Qianyue, always feeling that something was wrong after he woke up.

Also, why does this little girl call herself Zhang Wei? She is obviously...

Zhang Wei's pupils gradually dilated, and he opened his mouth for a long time without closing it.

He finally knew what was going on with the strange feeling from just now, because...

He crossed over!

The name of his body is indeed Zhang Wei.

This world is not the world he used to be in.

This is Blue Star, which is basically similar to the world he used to live in, and the two are more similar to parallel time and space.

And Zhang Wei, the original consciousness of this body, died because of an accident, so he was transmigrated over and occupied the magpie's nest.

From this moment, he is Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei is him!

Zhang Wei's life experience also emerged one by one at this time, passing by one by one like a movie.

Zhang Wei is an orphan whose parents died early and grew up in an orphanage.

When Zhang Wei was a child, he had low self-esteem and was not good at communicating with others, so he had few friends in the orphanage. However, his academic performance was very good. Coupled with the popularization of compulsory education, he relied on his own efforts to be admitted to a key high school, got a scholarship, got a student loan, and even finally got admitted to a university.

When he entered college, like thousands of other students, he chose the judicial major, which he thought was the most promising among the liberal arts. He dreamed of entering a big law firm after graduating from law school, becoming a top barrister, and becoming famous.

Unexpectedly, the dream came true, but people fell on the way.

As for the specific reason for the original owner's death, Zhang Wei's memory is still a little fuzzy, and he can't remember it for the time being.

Thinking of this, he looked at the short-haired girl in front of him.

Xia Qianyue was Zhang Wei's only friend in school.

However, unlike Zhang Wei, this girl has no academic talent, and she also relied on her sports skills to enter school.

So Xia Qianyue, who had a relatively low academic performance, and Zhang Wei, who had a good academic performance, met in the library by chance.

At that time, Xia Qianyue was facing the pressure of studying many homework, and the embarrassment of failing all the subjects in the first assessment, and Zhang Wei happened to be helping someone make up lessons, so he helped the other party a few times.

Later, after a year of hard work and Zhang Wei's patient guidance, Xia Qianyue, a scumbag, avoided the tragedy of being failed in many courses, and the two have become good friends since then.

However, although Xia Qianyue's grades in liberal arts were poor, it was said that her grades in sports were very good, and she was a special recruit.

When it comes to this, we have to mention the school where Zhang Wei and Xia Qianyue are.

Dongfangdu Comprehensive University, referred to as Dongda University, is a first-class university in Longguo, ranking at least among the top 50 institutions of higher learning.

The predecessor of Dongda University was once merged by Dongfang Metropolitan University of Criminal Investigation and Dongfang Metropolitan Medicine, Law and many other institutions. It has a great reputation in Dongfang Metropolis and even in the southern part of Longguo. Furthermore, because the University of Criminal Investigation is the predecessor of Dongda University, the criminal investigation department set up in the government has always been a key major.

Xia Qianyue, a violent man, was studying in the Criminal Investigation Department of Dongda University, majoring in criminal investigation, criminal psychology and criminal science.

"Are you good at criminal investigation? It seems to be very powerful!"

In Zhang Wei's impression, Xia Qianyue has always been a manly woman, not to mention "stability" in learning, but also strong in "hands-on ability".

As far as he knew, Xia Qianyue's on-campus elective courses and extra-curricular tutoring courses included free kickboxing, mixed martial arts, close-handed grappling, ancient dragon kingdom martial arts, etc.

In terms of hands-on ability, let alone Zhang Wei, Xia Qianyue can fight 10 or even 20 Zhang Weis.

After suffering a loss of lack of force, Zhang Wei thought that it would be better to stop studying law and apply for a major in criminal investigation.

As for dreams of being a lawyer, to hell!

It's not that I haven't been a barrister before, so what does the original owner's dream have to do with me?

Zhang Wei recalled it for a long time, and after regaining his senses, he secretly glanced at the girl and asked tentatively, "Xiao Xia..."

He used to be an elder after all, when he saw Xia Qianyue, a little girl, he subconsciously called her in an elder tone.

"Zhang Wei, what do you call me? Who gave you the guts to call my aunt like that!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Xia Qianyue was like a pinch of ignited gunpowder, she stood up "cracking", raised her hand and almost gave him another shot.

Zhang Wei shivered subconsciously, and as a result, he felt pain all over his body.

"Grandma, it hurts, it hurts, stop beating, stop beating..."

He was so frightened that he hurriedly begged for mercy, fearing that Xia Qianyue would lose control of his strength and let him travel through again.

"Hmph, I know I'm afraid, pay attention next time, grandma's fists don't have eyes!"

Seeing Zhang Wei's resignation, Xia Qianyue nodded in satisfaction, and put on a posture of "you're a smart boy".

But soon, she said with some worry: "Zhang Wei, you are such a gentleman, how could you think of jumping off a building?"

"Is it true that Jia Meili broke up with you? It was a big blow to you. I told you at the beginning that that woman never looked at you at all. She asked you to be her boyfriend for homework. I didn't see you every time. After leaving the library, won't that woman let you take her back?"

"Again, this time, you've been in the hospital for two days. Has that woman paid a visit to you? Where is she fooling around with that bastard Yuan Dong? You'd better check it out sooner!"

"Grandma has already seen it. This is being a whore and setting up a memorial archway. If it weren't for your guidance, she would have passed the liberal arts exams a few times ago? Now that she has enough credits, she will kick you away, flattering you." Going to Yuan Dong's idiot, you were blind back then!"

The more Xia Qianyue spoke, the more angry she became, her slender and beautiful eyebrows stood upright like two sharp willow leaves, and there was even more anger in her bright eyes, like an angry tigress.

"From your point of view, I was scumbag by this woman named Jia Meili, and then I couldn't stand it and chose 'Life Restart'?" Zhang Wei blinked his eyes, slightly dazed.

"Isn't it obvious that you were given by that woman named Jia Meili... Wait, you actually called her by her name, didn't you always call her Xiaoli?"

Xia Qianyue finally felt that something was wrong, and stared at Zhang Wei with the gaze of an alien.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's terrible, you jumped off the building once, and it's rare to be enlightened, do you want to jump again?"

Her eyes lit up slightly, and her face was full of joy: "I scolded that woman Bichi before, and you would argue with me every time. Every time you argued with me, you were so red-faced, I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

"Is there, how did I argue with you at that time?"

"You don't really forget, do you, the days when you were a licking dog for that woman?"

Xia Qianyue stared at Zhang Wei, looked left and right, and found that Zhang Wei didn't seem to be joking.

"Then I told you, don't get excited. If you are a licking dog again, my aunt will slap you away!"

"Okay, I will try my best to restrain myself!" Zhang Wei nodded with a calm expression.

Xia Qianyue pretended to recall, cleared her throat and said:

"Do you still remember that time when you were carrying your luggage? What do you think that Bichi called you for, to let you go there to run errands as a coolie, but you still ran over, afraid that the woman would be in a hurry if you were late."

"Watching the movie was even more outrageous. You thought she was asking you to go to the movie alone. In fact, she and her girlfriends wanted to watch it, but they didn't like the crowds in the movie theater and asked you to line up. In the end, you really stood under the sun. Three hours, just to help them buy a few tickets. In the end, the movie tickets were bought, and the woman didn't even say thank you. She went into the movie theater with a few girlfriends and left you on the road. It's a shame to giggle on the road."

"Another time, when my aunt saw you quarreling with her, she thought you had finally recovered, but she slapped you, but you asked her if her hands hurt. I knew you were still that idiot, and you didn't make any progress. .”

"By the way, she seems to make a phone call, and you will rush over no matter what you do. I scolded you more than once for not being up to date, but you said that Xiaoli must have encountered difficulties. If I don't show up, you can't be considered a man!"

"Not to mention that she keeps asking you to buy a mobile phone to buy gifts. Every time you save money, you end up buying her a gift with the money, but she doesn't even say thank you after accepting the gift. She treats you like a cash machine!"

"That's right, that's right, and that time, you..."

Xia Qianyue opened her fingers and told Zhang Wei's "glorious" deeds one by one.

Looking at what Xia Qianyue said, Zhang Wei fell into deep thought.

Unexpectedly, the original owner was a woman's licking dog.

What is licking a dog, licking a dog is a terrible death!

In the end, Xia Qianyue talked for more than ten minutes before finishing Zhang Wei's dog-licking deeds.

Hearing this, a former licking dog was filled with emotion:

"The great philosopher Lu Shuren once said: Some dogs are destined not to look back, because every hair on him is shining with the brilliance of licking the dog."

Zhang Wei laughed at himself when he said this: "I'm very glad that I've woken up now!"

"Hehe, are you still borrowing famous quotes from famous people?" Zhang Wei's words amused Xia Qianyue.

But she also had a question in her mind, did Lu Shuren say this?

It seems not?

Zhang Wei continued to speak, and concluded: "After listening to your explanation, I found that I made a mistake, and it was a typical goal mistake!"

"What's the meaning?"

"It means... I licked the wrong person!"

As Zhang Wei said, his eyes were fixed on Xia Qianyue.

And Xia Qianyue finally realized something, and looked over with straight eyes.

The eyes of the two met, their eyes met, and the atmosphere in the air gradually became ambiguous.

Generally speaking in this situation.

Whoever is cowardly is a dog.

But when Xia Qianyue was stared at by Zhang Wei, a shyness flashed in her heart, her eyes became flustered, and her body even reacted, subconsciously avoiding the scorching gaze.

A second later, she realized that this was "a guilty conscience", and she would be embarrassed by the guy in front of her at some point.

The shyness in her heart instantly turned into anger, and there was a little sullenness.

"Okay, you Zhang Wei, you dare to tease your aunt!"

Seeing that Xia Qianyue was about to hit her, Zhang Wei hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop, stop, grandma, I surrender, don't hit me, I'm still wounded!"

In the end, Xia Qianyue didn't slap her down.

But being teased by Zhang Wei like this, she didn't dare to stay any longer.

"All in all, you should take a good rest here first, and go back to school when your body recovers. I have asked for leave for you and the counselor, so don't have any psychological burden."

As Xia Qianyue said that, she immediately ran away.

"Oh, thank you, little...Xia Qianyue." Zhang Wei quickly thanked her.

"Don't call me by my name, don't you always call me Xia Hanhan, that's fine."

"Oh, well, Xia Hanhan, thank you."

"Don't be polite to your aunt!"

Xia Qianyue hurriedly waved her hands, pretending to be magnanimous, and quickly left the hospital bed.

But as soon as she walked out the door, she leaned against the aisle of the hospital, her hands covering her chest, and a blush appeared on her cheeks.

"Damn Zhang Wei, when did he become so talkative that he dared to tease his aunt, really, really..."

The word "hate" was never uttered.

Because in Xia Qianyue's heart, she didn't hate Zhang Wei for becoming like this.

Even, there is some joy in my heart.

Anyway, as long as you don't be someone else's licking dog, it's not bad for Zhang Wei to become like this!

Thinking of this, she smiled all the way and left the hospital quickly.

...

hospital bed.

With Xia Qianyue leaving, Zhang Wei finally had enough time to analyze the current situation.

First of all, he has to accept the fact of crossing, and accept his current identity.

Secondly, we must become Zhang Wei in the future, and we must not let anyone notice that there is a problem.

Fortunately, Xia Qianyue was the only person he was most familiar with. The other party didn't notice Zhang Wei's problem, and it was even more impossible for others to know.

And from now on, he must be a good young man in the new era.

In his previous life, he did too many bad things and ended up dying so badly. He wants to be a good person in this life.

I don't know if it was the reason why Zhang Wei became Zhang Wei through time travel, but he felt that his mind was full of positive energy.

As for that woman named Jia Meili...

Sorry, I don't know her well!

"Speaking of which, although I don't like reading novels very much, I also know that time travelers have some benefits... There is one more thing, how did I time travel, this kind of thing is still incomprehensible..."

Thinking about it, Zhang Wei lay down with difficulty, put on the bedding and fell into a deep sleep.

In the dream, in the pitch-black space of consciousness, a golden light flickered.

Zhang Wei's consciousness also appeared here. He walked towards the golden light and saw clearly what was in the light.

A golden eyeball, isn't it the culprit that caused me to travel through time!

After Zhang Wei saw the eyeball, his body subconsciously approached him.

The next moment, Zhang Wei's sight was filled with golden light again, and his figure was submerged in it.

"The golden finger is finally in the account. Although the ability is a bit rubbish, it is better than nothing."

Zhang Wei woke up again, but this time it was not because of other things, but because of excitement.

As expected, there are benefits for those who travel through.

His so-called welfare is this golden eyeball.

Zhang Wei raised his hand, a golden light shone on his palm, and an eye mark appeared.

But this mark can only be seen by him, and no one else can see it.

As for the function of the imprint, he already knew it in the dream.

The imprint has only one ability for the time being.

Make the natural time pass at one-tenth the speed, but only when you are alone in a limited area

This ability is very simple to understand. If Zhang Wei uses this ability in a closed room with no one in it, then 1 hour in the room can be used as 10 hours.

With this ability, Xueba was ecstatic when he heard that he could study for ten hours, but in reality, only one hour passed.

As for whether the golden eyeball will awaken the second or even the third ability, it is unknown.

Zhang Wei had to sigh with emotion, this is the benefit of the traveler. Although it sounds useless, no one can stop his enthusiasm for staying up late to study!

It happened that he was the only one in this ward, so he could test his ability.

A golden light flashed on the palm of his right hand, and the imprint lit up, and then the flow of time in the entire ward became extremely slow.

the next day.

When Zhang Wei's attending doctor came to the ward for rounds, he saw an incredible scene.

Zhang Wei stood up vigorously, moving his arms and legs beside the hospital bed.

He and the nurses around him all dropped their jaws in shock.

"Young man, are you sure you don't want to rest anymore?"

"No, doctor, I'm ready to leave the hospital!"

"But your situation..."

"Haven't you tested everything? Is there any problem with my situation?"

"This... There is no problem, but I can't believe that your body recovers so fast, almost catching up with others who have rested for ten days and a half months!"

"Haha, maybe I have a special constitution!"

Zhang Wei didn't talk nonsense, and quickly completed the discharge procedures.

"Dongda, here I come!"

And his next destination is to return to school.

As Zhang Wei, he wants to get back something that should belong to him!

The first step is to make Jia Meili pay the price. This woman actually let her former self be a licking dog.

It is tolerable or unbearable!

(About Zhang Wei’s character, the author Zhe explained here, because the book must conform to the main theme and positive energy, so the protagonist cannot become a ruthless barrister, and cannot walk on the edge of law and morality. Changes, everyone can understand that he did too many bad things in his previous life, and he wants to be a good person in this life and avoid repeating the same mistakes.)