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104. You Are Too Beautiful! Orochimaru Came All The Way To Sunagakure, Pretending To Be A Woman, Jus
This time Kakashi couldn't hide his smile.
From the very beginning, he suspected that Orochimaru specially attacked Fourth Kazekage, there must be some information that everyone didn't know.
Yep, now I know.
Orochimaru's ass was touched by the fourth Kazekage.
Although Fourth Kazekage tried to quibble, saying that the one who touched was Orochimaru, the one who was touched was him.
But Orochimaru would rather expose his identity than to attack Kazekage, obviously something he had been done that made him unbearable.
Kazekage Rasa glared at Konoha Technician Kakashi.
"Are you laughing at me again?"
He has confirmed that this guy laughed at him.
Kakashi thought that this is the highest leader of Sunagakure, who is at the same level as Mr. Minato, so he suppressed his laughter and explained:
"No. Our Konoha ninjas have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh.
I'm wearing a mask anyway, so you can't see me smiling.
Kakashi almost laughed out loud again when he thought of the serious Fourth Kazekage, which was so good.
Kakashi Rasa doesn't have time to argue with Kakashi right now, so despite explaining himself, everyone obviously didn't believe him.
Chiyo shook his head, lamenting that the world is going downhill, even the head of a dignified village has this kind of virtue, Sunagakure takes jujube pills.
Baki gritted his teeth and said, "Lord Luo Sha, if you need anything, I... I can actually be sacrificed,
Why would you bother with someone as dangerous as Orochimaru?
If you looked for me, or gave me an order to look for young and handsome boys in the village, you wouldn't end up in this miserable situation!"
Gaara's expression was complicated. Although he was only three years old, he also knew that it was wrong for his father to be interested in the back of a man, so he also said:
"Dad, promise me that you won't touch other men in the future, okay?
Although my mother has passed away, you can't do this!"
Kakashi: "Pfft!"
Shisui, Itachi: "..."
Uncle Naruto, who knew the truth, almost went crazy laughing in his heart.
Luo Sha, go on, please me, maybe I will use blood circulation to help you grow.
"You guys are enough!!!"
When I heard that my subordinates and my son misunderstood my good words, and persuaded myself not to do that kind of thing again in the future, even if I did, I had to pay attention to the target,
Fengying Luosha's face was completely black,
"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!
Listen to my explanation! (Broken sound---)"
Seeing Fengying being forced into such a situation, his face flushed from holding back, everyone had no choice but to say,
"Lord Fengkage, don't worry, you are still seriously injured, don't get excited, be careful of bleeding from the wound!"
The worry is real.
If it is spread that Sunagakure Fourth Kazekage died of that hemorrhage, then Sunagakure will become the biggest laughing stock of the entire ninja world.
Fengying Luosha obviously also thought of that terrible possibility, his face turned green with fright, and he immediately forcibly calmed down.
For him, death is not terrible, what is terrible is to die from bleeding there!
Taking a deep breath, Kazekage Luosha explained what happened before Shikai explained, lest everyone really misunderstand that he is interested in men.
"Is such that..………
Today I was patrolling the village, and I suddenly wanted to find a mother for my three children to help me take care of the children,
After all, I was busy before and didn't have time to take care of the three of them.
Then I happened to see a Yamato Nadeshiko-style black long straight woman,
All aspects (mainly good-looking face and big breasts) are quite suitable for my remarriage partner,
So I went up to strike up a conversation, wanted to get acquainted, tried to catch up with her, married, and let her be the new mother of the third Temari sibling.
Everyone was very puzzled.
Talking about the unspeakable things between you and Orochimaru, why are you talking nonsense?
What does it have to do with your flirting with Orochimaru?
Is it possible that the girl you pick up can also turn into Orochimaru, it's just ridiculous!
Kakashi couldn't help complaining in his heart.
Fengying Luosha continued to explain:
"At first the atmosphere was pretty good, the girl obviously had a crush on me, she smiled at me,
Then I found out that she actually touched my ass secretly. "
Hearing this, Detective Kakashi felt something was wrong.
Just now you seemed to say that Orochimaru touched your place, right?
Now you say that other beautiful girls treat you like that,
X...
No way?
Kakashi's complexion changed, he stared at Kazekage Rasa, wondering if his horrible guess was true.
"And then...she transformed!
She opened her mouth wide and spit out Orochimaru.
Before I could react, Orochimaru attacked me and beat me wildly!
I swear, I never touched him!"
"Hahahaha!" Kakashi chuckled.
"You're still laughing!" Fengying Luosha scolded Kakashi angrily, "Hatake Kakashi, you are too deceitful, I have endured you for a long time!
0...asking for flowers...
Let me tell you, I'm not kidding!
Orochimaru is indeed wearing a kimono, disguised as a big beauty, approaching mine!"
Kakashi explained: "I didn't laugh at you, there was sand in my neck. Poof!"
Luo Sha pointed at Kakashi and said angrily: "You are obviously laughing at me, from just now to now, you haven't stopped!"
Kakashi couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to explain:
"Our Konoha ninjas have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh unless... we can't help it!
And now, I can't help it, sorry! Hahahaha!"
Shisui hurried forward and cast an illusion to make Kakashi stop smiling.
It would be bad if Kakashi joked about Kazekage and Konoha Sunagakure broke out in war.
The member of the guard also said: "What Kazekage said is true.
The other members of the guard who saw it also nodded.
Gaara's face froze.
"Sannin Orochimaru sneaked into the village secretly and did nothing wrong, just to pretend to be a woman and get close to you, Dad?"
Feng Ying blushed and nodded.
" Orochimaru seems to be pretending to be a beautiful woman, seducing me, and then taking the opportunity to let the snake attack me.
After he kicked me a few times, he left, did nothing else, didn't kill me,
Oh, by the way, besides touching my butt, I really didn't do anything else. "
Chiyo's face was full of disbelief: "The legendary Sannin Orochimaru came all the way here and tried to sneak into Sunagakure secretly,
Just to approach you in women's clothing, confuse you, touch your back secretly, and then destroy your place?"
Baki: "The notorious Orochimaru sneaked into the village and did nothing wrong,
I just touched Kazekage-sama's butt, and then let the snake destroy your words,
For this reason, you deliberately disguised yourself as a beauty with big breasts and long legs?"
Feng Ying blushed even more, "Okay...it seems to be like this.
He must know that my two sons are very powerful, and he is afraid that I will give birth to more powerful offspring,
That's why I came here on purpose, trying to abolish my fertility!
It really is sinister!"
Everyone in Konoha: "
Naruto snickered.
Maybe Orochimaru was jealous of your beauty, or he had nothing to talk about, so he abolished you! Haha!.
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