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153. The Sale Of Otaku Fetishes Surpassing \"Hot Springs\"! The Video That Sannin Wants
Shortly after.
Composed of one hundred photos of Orochihime in various uniforms,
The "Orochi Ji Photo Album First Bulletin", which can be called a ninja otaku fetish, just hit the shelves, and it was a hot seller just as Orochi herself expected.
It has only been on the shelves for a week, and the sales have surpassed Jiraiya's "Kiss Paradise" sequel "Kiss Hot Springs", which was released not long ago.
Let the otaku merchants from all over the ninja world be amazed by the popularity of Orochiji.
Shocked! In terms of attracting money from otaku, Jiraiya lost to his old classmate Orochi.
"What? Out of stock! We, Rain Shinobi Village, are a partner of your parent company, Starsong Entertainment, and Orochi is a member of our Rain Shinobi Village!
Hurry up and print it! When it is in stock, give it to us as soon as possible!"
Because the "Orochi Ji Photo Album First Part" that just arrived in various stores was out of stock, Kakuzu, the finance director of Akatsuki, hurriedly asked Xingming Entertainment's subsidiary for the goods.
When Orochi comes back to Rain Shinobi Village, she will find that every household in Rain Shinobi Village has her photobook, which is regarded as the treasure of the town.
And the one who contributed the most is her companion Kakuzu.
At this time, Orochiji didn't know this, she was looking sad, and Jiraiya, who was peeping, felt distressed. 04
Orochi Ji thought about what if her identity was revealed someday.
This horrible scene will appear:
scene one:
"Ninja Daily" headline:
"Shock! The photo that Sannin Orochimaru wants to delete the most!"
Scene two:
A certain ninja: You may not believe it, but I actually have a photo of Sannin Orochimaru in women's clothing!
Another Ninja: Wow! What a coincidence! Me too!
At this time, my old classmate Jiraiya happened to pass by. I have already collected his full set of photo albums. Do you think I am proud?!
Scene three:
Kakashi: Jiraiya-sama, look! Look! This is your classmate Orochimaru, Sannin Orochimaru, he is on the cover! Oh my god! This is a photo book!
Jiraiya: I thought that after Orochimaru betrayed Konoha, he would think about how to destroy Konoha, but I didn't expect him to... Alas, I shouldn't have fallen in love with that woman in Sunagakure!
Scene four:
Encounter old classmate Tsunade Hime.
Tsunade sternly refused: I will not cooperate with you as a traitor! Besides, your photo album is very good!
Thinking of these scenarios that may appear in the future, Orochimaru really has a million things to say in his heart.
Now she just wants to finish the filming of this drama quickly and leave as soon as possible.
I always feel that if I continue to stay in this Xingming Entertainment Company, I will be spoiled!
Alas, I just don't know who will be the heroine and fall in love with her in the play.
I heard he was a famous man,
Maybe it's a big star in the entertainment industry.
Anyway, whoever it is!
When the filming of the drama is finished, and I have investigated enough information, I will kill him by the way!
After all, in the process of filming, it is definitely necessary to have a love affair with the heroine as the heroine, bumps and bumps are inevitable, maybe there will be a kissing scene,
If you do this kind of thing to her, no matter who the man is, let him taste the pain of being bitten by ten thousand snakes!
Then she saw the lead actor, who was also her old acquaintance, Jiraiya's classmate.
"???!!!"
I fuck!
Why is he here?!
Wait, the male lead is... is it him?!
When Jiraiya appeared on the set at the beginning, Orochiji was shocked,
He thought that his identity had been exposed, and Jiraiya was here to arrest him.
That said, all the dire scenarios I've speculated about may be about to unfold.
stop!
No!
I, Orochimaru, still need to save face!
In the end, the boss told her that this was Xu Xian, the hero of "Legend of the White Snake", who was in charge of interpreting the relationship with her for three generations.
A snake's head stuck out from the cuff: Ah! It's Mr. Orochimaru, your classmate. Will this hero still kill him? Are you willing to kill him, Mr. Orochimaru?
God is so reluctant!
Don't you know that I, Ninja Ryo-kun, Orochimaru, don't have feelings?
It's just a Jiraiya, what can't be killed...can't be killed!
Give you a look, experience it yourself!
Snake: Understood, because you are reluctant to kill people!
Big Snake: I think you don't want to live anymore!
"Jizi, what a coincidence, we met again, this is already the third time.
The first time I met you at Sunagakure, I told you...
The second time at the Mist Shinobi beauty pageant, I saw the beautiful figure performing the song and dance of "Pure Land of Paradise",
It's a pity that you abstained in the end. I really look forward to seeing you perform the song and dance "Majestic".
And now for the third time, we are actually going to film together, and we are the male and female protagonists respectively,
At the beginning when I was the heroine, I refused, but when I saw that you were the heroine, I agreed without saying a word.
You know, in the script I read, the two of us have a baby, maybe we will also..."
Speaking of this, even Jiraiya, an old man in his forties, can't help but look like a child in front of his sweetheart, blushing, embarrassed to continue,
But his eyes kept hinting: You understand!
It’s okay not to mention the script, but after listening to this, and imagining all kinds of scenes with Jiraiya, the white-haired crane tail, Jiraiya almost vomited.
She immediately went to her boss, Naruto, and strongly demanded to change the script:
It must not involve men and women,
Otherwise, even if she breached the contract, she would refuse to participate.
Naruto agrees.
As long as you start shooting, the rest is not up to you.
Then, [Konoha Sannin’s Most Wanted to Delete Video.avi], which caused countless future generations of ninjas to open it by mistake, and then collapsed the three views, is about to start shooting.
The first act of "The Legend of the White Snake" [Past Life]: The first shepherd boy of the male protagonist and the big snake girl met.
A comparison of the real plot.
The Big Snake Lady was originally a little white snake who practiced in the mountains. Unfortunately, she was caught by an old snake catcher and was almost killed. Fortunately, she was saved by a little white-haired shepherd boy.
She originally wanted to say that the little girl has nothing to repay, but she can only repay her in the next life by being an ox, a horse, or a snake.
But when he saw the handsome shepherd boy, his heart skipped a beat, and he swore to himself:
I have nothing to repay this life-saving grace, and I will definitely promise it with my body in the future!
The filming officially started.
"Pretend to be pitiful!
You stupid bitch!
You must know that you are now caught by the old snake catcher!"
Director Naruto pointed at Orochimaru, who had turned into a little white snake, and cursed.
Big Snake: "...
I will endure!.
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