Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 102: How to use Zhou Shuren’s writing to say that he lacks a girlfriend?!!

“Ding~ detected that the number of app registrations exceeded 10,000! System Upgrade! ”

“This upgrade, new functions are open!”

“Bonus content: Gene potion!”

“Bonus content: 1-2mm lithography machine design data.”

“Unlock Content: Premium Apps!”

“Gene agent: only for the host, after taking it, the physique is strengthened and the life expectancy is extended.”

“Advanced Apps: Reach a premium class and unlock Marketplace class-related items.”

“At present, the doctor’s profession has advanced, and the exchange mall has opened the medical exchange column. Bai Yicha “Look at the system mall, there is one more classification.

After clicking inside, there is a medical exchange office.

“From cold and fever medicine, to various hospital top equipment, can be directly exchanged?”

Bai Yi looked at the exchange list of more than five hundred pages, and couldn’t help but be stunned.

“Is this asking me to open the hospital directly?”

Bai Yi thought about it and decided to reach a certain cooperation with the Central Hospital of Linhai Prefecture in recent days.

The mall cannot directly list drugs.

However, it can be used under another name, such as spending points to redeem a usage voucher at a designated hospital.

Bai Yi looked at it, picked out more than a dozen drugs that were not included in medical insurance, and were very expensive, ready to let Lanxin help put them on the shelves.

“Lithography machine?”

Bai Yi looked at it simply, and finally decided not to take it out for the time being.

At the same time, Bai Yi was a little worried about the senior professions of secret agent, fraudster, and exculpator, if this profession was advanced, whether even nuclear waste would appear in the mall and could be exchanged

Continue with the tour post.

“Today there is a person in the fourth car of the G3298 train who is too miserable, the daughter-in-law gave birth to twins, neither of them is their own, the most outrageous thing is that the two children are not yet a father, at that time he collapsed and took Lao Tzu’s charger back to the hanging beam. 》

—Lou: “I lost a charger, no melons, scattered it.” ”

Second floor: “Your level of yin and yang strange qi is really sharp!” ”

Third floor: “Although I know that you lost the charger, the twin fathers seem to really have such news~”

Fourth floor: “Take you a charger, you have to carry such a heavy curse, I’m afraid, this will be returned to you!” ”

Fifth floor: “Hahaha, the owner is really sharp!” ”

Sixth floor

Bai Yi exited the post.

Among the popular recommendations, I saw a post with extremely high popularity. “How to use Lu Xun’s writing to say that he lacks a girlfriend?” 》

Bai Yi clicked in.

Someone has already won the divine commentary. On the first floor, No. 99 Duan You, Divine Commentary.

“Later, she went to work as a CCTV reporter, I stayed where I was, the wind in Kyoto could not blow the Central Plains, and I was not worthy of excellent her. I still call her Bingbing, but she calls me an audience friend. ”

Second floor: “The old jujube tree in the courtyard does not know the kindness, but it has also produced a few fruits this year, not good, slightly bitter, but thinking about the woman in the dream last night, it is also a little sweeter.” ”

Third floor: “It’s probably the age to find a girl, tonight is very cold, especially in the heart, surprisingly cold, the two quilts face the provocation of this winter, it seems a little difficult, maybe only the care of the girl I like can make me feel warm.” ”

Fourth floor: “I have two pillows on my bed, one for mine and the other for mine.” ”

Fifth floor: “I’m missing a girl.” ”

Sixth floor: “I’m probably a problematic person, maybe a little amorous, but I see love very thoroughly..”

Seventh floor: “Later, she went to shake her hands, I stayed in Duan You, the wind of shaking hands could not blow Duan You, and I was not worthy of her who wanted to be red.” I still call her Goddess, but she calls me family. ”

Eighth floor: “This life is probably going to be completed alone.” ”

Ninth floor: “I carved the word lonely on the table crookedly.” ”

Tenth floor: “I’m probably missing a girl.” ”

The eleventh floor: “There are two shadows under the moon, one is me, and the other is a ghost [Horror!] 】”

Twelfth floor: “Michelle Ice City buy one get one free, I drink one cup, and I have to drink the other cup.” ”

Thirteenth floor: “The beast is always alone, the cow and horse are in groups, do not be the cow and horse, I am the beast, the song [self-comfort] ~”

Fourteenth floor: “Late at night, the dog at the head of the village barked, so I barked with it.” ”

Fifteenth floor: “It’s not sour, is the first floor going to rob my wife?” ”

Sixteenth floor: “…”

Linhai Media Building.

The researchers of the chief reporter desk are screening and collecting some of Duan You’s content, ready to use it for publicity and promotion.

Suddenly, the customer service staff of the building came up, holding a large bouquet of flowers in his hand.

“Bingbing, this is a flower for you!”

The staff helped sign for the receipt and looked at a card in the center of the bouquet.

“Later, she went to work as a CCTV reporter, and I stayed in me, a very level of words!”

The colleague joked with Bingbing.

Several people who were sitting and screening work pricked up their ears, and couldn’t help but say when they heard this paragraph: “Bah ~ It’s really shameful.” ”

“The god comments on the popular recommendations were directly used by Bingbing fans, hahaha!”

“Bingbing is as popular as ever!”

“Then it seems that this time Duanyou’s promotion and publicity will still be hosted by Bingbing personally!”

“Come on! You guys look at Duan You’s post! No. 001 is showing up! Personally go and give a wedding blessing to a Duan friend! ”

“Bingbing! Ice ice! There is a mission! Walk a wave of weddings together! ”

“Now the whole network is very curious about who No. 001 is!”

Bai Yi closed the sour post. Find something fun.

“Why is it that every year only college entrance examination essays are widely concerned by everyone, physics problems, mathematics problems, no one discusses? Force”