Crossing Over to the Dragon Ball World
Chapter 34 IQ Issues
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You can lose the game, but you can't lose your integrity. You still have to be handsome as you should, but you can't embarrass the boss and boss.
This is the only thought that the military advisor has at the moment. Although he is cheap and inferior, he still has self-awareness. He considers himself a wise general rather than a warrior. He cannot beat any of these contestants. Therefore, he folds his hands on his chest and the cloak flutters behind his back. , stood in an extremely arrogant position, waiting for the other contestants to kick him off the stage, because he had already thought about what kind of handsome posture he would use to get off the stage.
But after waiting for a long time, no one took action against him. He suddenly felt a little unhappy. I had already set my posture, why didn't anyone come to hit me? It's very tiring to keep this posture all the time.
A pair of cross-eyed eyes swept around, but he saw that the other players had already stayed away from where he was, and picked their opponents to start a fierce battle.
"Alas~~ Life is so lonely as snow." The military master couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and walked slowly towards the edge of the ring amid countless qigong bombs.
This scene shocked the other players. Under such intensive bombardment, he was able to pass through safely? A master, he is indeed a master.
Well, in fact, this guy is just pure luck. He even deliberately walked to the place where the Qigong bombs are densely packed. In the words of the military counselor, I can't beat him anyway. If he accidentally gets killed by you, then he can still We are eliminating one, and sure enough, my military advisor has the third highest IQ in the world!
However, after this round, the military counselor stood at the edge of the ring with a confused look on his face, shaking his head and sighing: "God's will! This is God's will! Life is really lonely as snow, there is no one to even give you a cow head." want."
Rolling up his sleeves and raising his legs, the military advisor climbed up the wall and glanced at the bottomless black hole outside. Pai patted his chest a little scared: "It's so high. My military advisor is not afraid of anything except the boss and the old boss." , I’m just afraid it’s too high.”
"That guy...what does he want to do?" The other contestants were all confused by the strategist's actions. Looking at his posture, did he want to jump off the ring automatically? How is that possible? As long as they are normal people, would anyone do this?
Is this to stand on the edge of the ring to prevent sneak attacks? Use the rules to eliminate your opponents? The guy with the pointed mouth and monkey cheeks is indeed cunning.
The strategist plucked up the courage again and again, but he didn't dare to jump. He was afraid of heights and felt dizzy. As a last resort, he turned around and raised his fingers towards Bergamo from Universe 9, who was the only one in the field who had no opponent yet. The meaning was obvious: Brother, come here and help. I gave it a try, but I didn’t dare to jump.
Well, it was not that Bergamo had no opponents. It was just because he was a step slower that the only remaining opponent was the military advisor. But because of fear, he did not dare to take action.
And because of the military counselor's suspicious behavior, I didn't dare to take action, but now I saw him curling his fingers at me with a provocative look, I couldn't bear it!
"No, I have to calm down. I must not be deceived by the other party's behavior, otherwise I will fall into his tricks." Bergamo suppressed his anger and calmed down: "Hmph~ How could you deceive me with such despicable methods? Bergamo, you despicable tauren, I don’t care how strong you are, come here and compete with me openly!”
The military strategist looked at Bergamo with a puzzled look on his face: "What is this guy talking about? I think you look like my pet dog, so why don't you even accept the bull's head that I kindly gave you? Hey~ A puppy is a puppy. , my IQ is too low, and I can’t even communicate.”
"You guy! Stop looking down on others!!" Bergamo immediately shook his head and sighed at the military advisor. The disappointed expression on his face made him furious. He stepped down and instantly appeared on top of the military advisor's head, launching a kick at him.
The military advisor was overjoyed when he saw this. This puppy finally got the idea!
He immediately turned around and raised his butt, making a flying posture like Superman, to receive Bergamo's furious blow.
However, his unusual behavior startled Bergamo. The slightest distance caused him to suddenly stop, bang bang bang, kicking his feet, and retreated several times, looking at the military advisor with a vigilant expression.
The strategist had been posing for a long time, but no attack was coming. He immediately turned around and saw Bergamo, who had already jumped far away, and was furious. Damn it, I have already set up my posture, just waiting for you to kick me out handsomely. Oh, why are you so scared?
Seeing the angry expression on the military counselor's face, Bergamo became even more convinced that the military counselor was definitely playing a conspiracy. He was secretly glad that he had not been fooled.
Sun Wukong in the stands looked at this funny scene and was speechless. Has Bergamo's thoughts been transformed? Can this compete with the air?
"If I could speak, I'd have to scold you to make you feel inferior and jump off a cliff!" The military advisor looked angry, but then he shook his head helplessly. Forget it, this guy's IQ is too low and I can't communicate with him normally. It seems that I still have to rely on myself.
"The boss once said that if you are scared, close your eyes and you won't be scared anymore."
Thinking of this, the military advisor immediately closed his eyes and felt that his eyes were completely dark and he couldn't see anything. Sure enough, now that he couldn't see anything, he was no longer afraid of heights.
"Haha~~ The boss's method is indeed effective. The one who can be my boss has a slightly higher IQ than me." The military advisor kicked his ox hoof, and under the eyes of countless pairs of confused faces, he got down on all fours and then made a frog Jump, jump out of the ring.
"W-what?!" Bergamo's eyes widened immediately, with a look of astonishment on his face, "D-did this guy really jump out?" ? ?
"Did he just want me to kick him off the stage???"
For a moment, Bergamo's face twitched. He felt that his intelligence had been insulted and rubbed mercilessly. Anger burned in his heart, but he felt that his intelligence was being insulted and rubbed mercilessly.
His hands had already jumped off the ring, and he could no longer vent this anger.
"Shua~"
The military counselor who jumped off the ring was instantly teleported to the audience.
Feeling that he had landed, the military advisor opened his eyes, looked at the familiar figures around him, and immediately ran up to the big man: "Boss, wasn't that cool leap I made just now?"
He opened his mouth widely and immediately gave a thumbs up: "Handsome! He is really acting in his true colors."
"Hahaha~~ Beerus, this is your seventh universe contestant? Hahaha~~ It really made me laugh! Hahaha~~" At this moment, Xiangpa seized the opportunity again and started taunting.
Beerus's brows jumped in anger immediately, and he glared at the military advisor, but he saw the military advisor glanced at Xiangpa with a disdainful expression, and shook his head: "Oh~ With your IQ, how can you be so stupid? Where’s the God of Destruction?”
"W-what do you mean?"
The military advisor sighed and sat down: "With your intelligence, it's hard for me to explain it to you." ..
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