Crossing Over to the Dragon Ball World
Chapter 80 Tips
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"I, Li Xiaoyao, have been in Yuhang Town for decades and have tasted countless fine wines. But compared with your fine wine, big brother, it's just like horse piss!" After taking a sip, Li Xiaoyao was full of praises, even though he was already drunk by the strong alcohol. His face was red from fever, but his expression was cheerful.
Anu listened with a look of disdain on his face: "How many more decades will it take? Are you turning 20 this year?"
"This is just a saying, don't be so serious." Li Xiaoyao didn't feel embarrassed at all. Seeing Sun Wukong finish his glass, he quickly filled it up for him, then picked up his own glass and said: "Come on, brother, I'll give you a toast." ." After saying that, he raised his head and drank the remaining wine in one gulp.
At this moment, I saw Aunt Li walking over angrily, grabbing Li Xiaoyao's ears and scolding her: "You little bastard, I asked you to greet the guests, but you drank with them instead." ? It’s true that a dog can’t change its habit of eating shit. Seeing that your face is red, if you are drunk, do you want to exhaust me to death? "
"Hey, hey, hey~~Auntie, it hurts, it hurts~~~There are still guests here, please save some face..."
"I'll save your face! I'll save your face!" Aunt Li immediately gritted her teeth, slapped Li Xiaoyao on the head one slap after another, and said to Sun Wukong: "I'm sorry, sir, for disturbing me. Excuse me!"
With that said, he pulled Li Xiaoyao's ears to the back room, closed the door, and slapped Li Xiaoyao hard on the back of the head: "You stinky boy, can't you change your stinky habits? What did you see? You dare to eat anything, but if something bad happens after eating it, how do you want me to explain it to your parents?"
"Auntie, you are just too careful. That elder brother looks dignified and upright at first glance. How could he be a bad person?"
"I didn't say he was a bad person. I asked you to be careful and don't eat other people's food casually. What if something happens?"
"I know that the most important thing when traveling in the world is to be careful. I understand, so don't worry about it."
"I'm talking to you, why are you bickering!" Aunt Li immediately slapped Li Xiaoyao several times.
"Hey, hey, hey~~ Stop hitting! Stop hitting~ I'm afraid, why don't you do it?" Li Xiaoyao hurriedly hid, but ended up bumping his head against a pillar, staggering and sitting down on the ground.
"Oh~ Xiaoyao, are you okay?" Aunt Li quickly helped him up with a concerned look on her face.
"No, it's okay." Li Xiaoyao shook his dizzy head: "I didn't expect this wine to be so powerful. I only drank a small glass and felt a little dizzy. But, aunt, let me tell you, then Wine is really the best wine in the world! Even a small glass will not be in vain."
"You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? I'll get you some sobering tea."
In the inn, with Sun Wukong's ears, he could hear the conversation between their aunt and nephew clearly. In response, Sun Wukong just smiled in return and didn't care. After drinking a few more drinks, he looked next to him. Anu, who was already feeling dizzy, and Lin Yueru, who was fast asleep, said to Aunt Li, who was passing by to pour sobering tea: "Madam boss, do you still have a room here?"
"There are many guest rooms. How many do you want, sir?"
"Come to a superior guest room."
"Okay, sir, please come with me."
Sun Wukong casually put Lin Yueru on his shoulders, picked up Anu and followed Aunt Li...
After settling the two girls, not long after, Li Xiaoyao, who had already drank the sobering tea, knocked on Sun Wukong's door: "Brother, are you asleep?"
Sun Wukong looked towards the door: "Is something wrong?"
"That's right, brother, I saw you had left the wine downstairs before you finished drinking it, so I brought it to you specially."
"No, if you like it, I'll give it to you."
"Send it to me? You really gave it to me?!" Li Xiaoyao suddenly looked surprised: "Thank you, brother, thank you, brother!"
Sun Wukong saw that Li Xiaoyao was quite lovable. It would be a pity to miss the Jiu Sword Immortal just like that, so he decided to give him a heads up: "Do you still remember the drunk Taoist priest from before?"
"You mean the one who was driven away by my aunt? Of course I remember. I have seen him often these past two days. What happened to him?" Li Xiaoyao looked curious.
"That guy is not a simple drunken Taoist priest. He is a rare master. If you can pass on one and a half of his moves, it will be enough for you to realize your dream of being a hero."
"Exalted person? How tall?" Li Xiaoyao's eyes lit up.
Sun Wukong: "At midnight, you go to the mountain temple to see him. He tells the girl that it is not suitable to go out in the middle of the night, and asks you to attend the appointment on your behalf. Also, that guy is a very good drinker. If you can bring him some good wine, maybe he can become his disciple. It’s not a problem anymore.”
Li Xiaoyao immediately looked at the half bottle of wine left in his hand, and immediately understood Sun Wukong's intention: "I understand, brother, you are really my dear brother! If I succeed in this trip, I will never forget your guidance and achievements." Well! Brother, I won’t disturb your rest, take my leave.”
Li Xiaoyao ran downstairs with excitement and excitement. He felt that he was very close to becoming a hero.
As for whether Sun Wukong lied to him? He is a poor boy, what can he lie to? Women can still deceive, but what can men deceive? Wait until midnight and go and find out.
As soon as Li Xiaoyao left, Sun Wukong returned to the bedside, glanced at Anu and Lin Yueru who were sleeping, and shook his head. He was sleeping like a dead pig and didn't know what he was doing.
He immediately sat aside to heal his injuries. Although his injuries were somewhat improved, they were not healed and still needed to be nursed back to health.
Early the next morning, Lin Yueru's piercing scream suddenly sounded in the guest room: "Wow~ last night! What did you do to us last night?"
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Sun Wukong looked at Lin Yueru who was hiding under the quilt with a panicked and angry look on his face, and said angrily: "You are still wearing your clothes, what can I do?"
Lin Yueru immediately checked herself and found that there was nothing unusual. Then she breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Sun Wukong angrily: "Why do you want to share a room with us? I think you just have a bad heart."
Sun Wukong immediately rolled his eyes: "If I had a pure bad heart, you would have been a woman long ago."
"Bah~ If you dare to touch me, try and see if I don't snap you!" Lin Yueru immediately made a cutting gesture.
Sun Wukong was too lazy to argue with her: "You two sleep like dead pigs. I don't feel comfortable being separated, so I just opened a room."
Anu chuckled: "Brother Wukong, no need to explain, I believe you."
Lin Yueru looked crazy: "Damn it, a man and a woman are alone in the same room. If someone finds out, how can I get married?"...
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