Crossing The Dragon: The King Sacrifices The Princess At The Beginning

Chapter 91 Flying Bombardment

It was midsummer, the weather was hot, and it was about to rain, making the air even more dull.

Food spoils very quickly in such weather.

The fermentation of Shidanzi is like a little lolita wearing battle-damaged stockings. It has both critical attack and acceleration. The smell instantly makes the surrounding monsters frown.

You know, as a monster.

I am very tolerant of odors.

It can make all the monsters frown and bend their backs. It is conceivable that there is great terror in this leather bag.

Jiao Tailang expertly stuffed two strips of cloth into his nose, and then very considerately stuffed two strips of cloth into Big Big Wolf's nose.

"Boss, us?"

Big Big Wolf nodded affirmatively to Jiao Tailang. He took out a strip of cloth from his big pants, which was written in crooked dragon language:

[In the battle of attacking a fortified city, the next step is to attack the city with a low strategy to force the enemy to fight, and with a superior strategy, throw excrement at the enemy to lure the enemy out]

Hui Tailang read this sentence to Jiao Tailang and all the monsters, and the monsters suddenly understood.

They couldn't help but admire the black dragon boss even more.

Even if it is just what he has learned in daily life, it can be used at this moment. It seems that the boss has already calculated the situation today.

"Jiao Tailang, are there more, Shitdan?"

Hui Tailang glanced at the bag on the ground. There were about a few hundred eggs in it, which was obviously not enough.

"Report, feeding room, feeding, spraying grass."

"More, shit, on the way!"

"good!"

Big Big Wolf nodded his head, looked in the direction of Novice Village, and opened his ferocious wolf mouth, revealing a ferocious smile.

It gave an order:

"Put on gloves, start throwing eggs!"

"Roar!"

The surrounding jackals howled, immediately put on the gloves and nose plugs they had prepared in advance, reached into the bag, and found several golden and fragrant shit balls in their hands.

They didn't hesitate, and without even looking at the shit in their hands, they rounded up their arms and threw it in the direction of Novice Village.

After a while, dozens of baseball-sized shit balls were thrown into the sky.

They were spinning, dancing, and whistling as they arrived at No. 1 Novice Village on Sakura Island.

"Yamaguchi-kun, what is that?"

One player pointed at the enlarging ball in the sky and expressed confusion.

"Are these monsters planning to smash our Novice Village to pieces with these clods and balls?"

"It's really ridiculous. It's really a despicable monster. Without profound knowledge, it can only make people laugh."

The players were talking a lot, but they didn't see Moriyama Nohito's twitching nose and sudden change in his expression.

Familiar taste, what a painful realization!

This is the monster’s secret shit!

"Master, hide quickly! It's a dangerous thing!"

Moriyama Nohito roared angrily, and couldn't help but feel extremely anxious as he watched Shitdanzi getting closer and closer and Yamaguchi Village Chicken standing still.

At the critical moment, he didn't care that his master and servant had overstepped his bounds. He swooped down, hugged Yamaguchi Village Chicken and hid aside.

"Master, don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

As Moriyama Nohito said this, he raised his head with a smile, the light in his eyes shining like stars.

However, Yamaguchi Murji's face turned pale, and he kept patting Mori Yamanohito's majestic body, trying to push him away.

"Master?"

"Quickly, get out of here!"

Due to being suppressed by Moriyama Nohito, Yamaguchi Village Chicken could not move, and a spherical object was flying at a very fast speed at a tricky angle, and was getting closer and closer.

He already knew what it was.

Because the stench is like the wind, arriving quietly!

"Well……"

In the end, there was still no escape.

A shit ball the size of a baseball hit him in the mouth.

Yamaguchi Murji's pupils shrank. In the dim sky in the distance, he seemed to see His Majesty the Emperor, whom he most admired, doing that sloppy thing with his favorite childhood sweetheart.

As disgusting as you want!

"vomit!"

Yamaguchi Murasaki sprayed Moriyama Nohito in the face and triggered a chain reaction. Moriyama Nohito also started vomiting and vomited all over Yamaguchi Murasaki's face.

At this moment, the master and servant completed an intimate exchange of love.

This is just the beginning of the pain, and it’s not just the Yamaguchi Village Chickens who suffer.

More shitheads have been transported to the battlefield by the running spear pigs, and they have begun to visit the entire novice village under the throws of the gnolls.

Densely packed shit balls were flying in the sky.

"Boom!" Thunder sounded.

A shrill bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, and a heavy rain hit.

Raindrops the size of pinky fingers fell from the sky, washing away the stench from the Sakura Island players.

But it couldn't be washed off at all, and the shit on their faces melted away and spread all over their bodies.

"Banana leaf, cover it!"

In the monster army, following the order of the Jackal leader Big Big Wolf, a group of monsters brought huge banana leaves and covered the bag containing the shit.

"Go on, throw!"

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

…

Faced with the monsters' bastard attacks, and it was raining heavily at the moment, the players had no idea of rushing out to fight.

They all hid in the house with humiliation and anger, enduring the stench, preparing to wait for these monsters to finish throwing biological and chemical weapons, and for the heavy rain to stop before going out to settle accounts.

…

At the same time, Sakura Island No. 1 Novice Village is underground.

"Chief, it seems to be raining outside!"

A kobold sniffed, and it smelled a fishy smell unique to rainwater. However, it did not stop its digging work and just casually mentioned it to the kobold chief Polikri.

"I know it's raining. Keep digging and speed up. It's a rain shower and it won't last long. I'll go to the entrance of the cave to have a look."

Stop talking, Polycris.

He immediately turned his head and walked towards the entrance of the cave.

Some water has seeped into the tunnel now, but Polikri is not alarmed.

Digging tunnels in various dangerous environments is a required course for kobolds. Some operations that are very dangerous for humans are nothing to them.

Fuss.

At this time, the kobolds who noticed the rain had already built a simple waterproof wall at the entrance of the tunnel in advance.

The holes in the wall were covered with banana leaves.

The softer parts of the tunnel have also been reinforced with special materials.

This tunnel is only for temporary use, so Polikri's requirements are not that high. Anyway, it will be destroyed in a while.

At this moment, the players were all hiding in the rooms of Novice Village. Big Big Wolf was not surprised. It seemed that he had already known that this might happen.

As expected, the great master knows things well.

Big Big Wolf was amazed in his heart.

The black dragon gave it two attack plans before falling asleep.

Since plan A doesn't work, it's time to start plan B. It just so happens that the kobold chief Polikli also came to it.

"How is the situation now?"

Big Big Wolf set his sights on the kobold chief Polikri with a hint of expectation.

"The tunnel has been dug under the human village and has now begun to expand the area."

"The soil here is relatively loose. With the racial talents of our kobolds, it will take about an hour to be fully prepared."

When Big Big Wolf heard this, he looked at the sky.

The showers gradually lightened up.

But dark clouds still covered the sky.

The drizzle will continue for a while.