Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The first time, the last time, the last time.

A day later, Luffy was still sleeping soundly on the bed, and he didn't wake up.

In the room, Chopper said admiringly: "So that's how it is. I didn't expect Zoro to be so powerful. The one called Hawkeye is even more powerful than Zoro. Sure enough, the world is so scary."

Usopp said proudly: "Chopper, you don't know that when Zoro and Lin Hai teamed up to fight Hawkeye, they were no match at all. When they were in danger of their lives, do you know who saved them?"

Chopper said curiously: "Tell me quickly, Usopp, what happened next!"

"Tsk tsk tsk." Usopp looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle board, and said leisurely: "It was me. At that time, Lin Hai was seriously injured and had fainted. When Hawkeye's sword was only 0.01 cm away from Zoro's throat, I quickly shouted, stop! Hawkeye was shocked by my Conqueror's Haki, so he stopped!"

"Sigaoyi!" Chopper's eyes lit up and said: "What happened next? Did you fight?"

"Ahem." Usopp imitated Lin Hai's stepping into the air that day, put his hands behind his back, looked up and said mysteriously: "Hawkeye is the world's number one swordsman, he naturally has his own pride.

He is also a sword fanatic. When he meets an opponent of my level, he will naturally compete with me. In the end, I fought with him!"

Chopper couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and sweat broke out on his forehead. He said: "What happened next? Who won!"

Usopp replied: "Later, the two of us fought in the sky above the sea restaurant for ten days and ten nights, and there was no winner, but the clouds in the sky there were split by our sword energy.

We realized later that if we continued to fight, there might be no more rain in the sea restaurant. , just like the Kingdom of Alabasta, it didn't rain for three years!

So Hawkeye and I stopped fighting and agreed to fight again when we meet again. Thinking back to the battle on that day, it really makes me miss it! I wonder if Hawkeye is doing well now? "

Chopper's eyes lit up and said: "I didn't expect you to be so powerful, Usopp. You have to protect me in the future, Usopp, Usopp..."

Nami, who came back, happened to see this scene. She really didn't expect that someone would be so shameless and boast so fresh and refined. Nami said she was convinced!

Ignoring Usopp and Chopper's playfulness, Nami said, "Chopper, how is Luffy? It's been two days, why hasn't Luffy woken up yet?"

Chopper replied, "Luffy is fine now, he should wake up today."

Nami looked at the room and asked in confusion, "Where are Lin Hai, Zoro and the others?"

Usopp quickly ran to Nami and whispered, "They are next door, but I advise you not to go over there!"

Nami asked curiously, "What happened?"

Usopp explained, "You know, Zoro is a very strong person. That day, Zoro After Long lost to Lin Hai, he competed with him all day long. Now the two are competing in stacking poker cards! "

Nami asked in confusion: "Stacking poker cards? What do you mean? Take me over to see."

Usopp quickly lay on the ground, "Ah, I have a disease that makes me unable to walk, Chopper, remember to burn more paper money for me, ah, I'm dead..."

Chopper exclaimed: "Are you okay, Usopp! Don't you have a romantic duel with Hawkeye? You can't die..."

Nami raised her eyebrows and violently pulled Usopp's long nose to the next room.

Usopp cried out in pain: "You can go by yourself, let go quickly, it hurts..."

When Nami and the other two came to the next room, they saw Lin Hai and Zoro stacking poker cards there, that is, putting two cards diagonally together to form a triangle, arranging a row at the bottom, and then placing a poker flat at the adjacent tip of the triangle, and so on, forming a big triangle!

When Vivi and Sanji saw Nami coming in, Vivi hurried forward to stop Nami from interfering with Lin Hai and Zoro's competition!

Nami whispered: "When did they start?"

Vivi replied: "From this morning till now!"

Usopp said: "This is not the point. If there is no result, they will not continue to compete, right?"

At this time, Lin Hai continued to stack his cards carefully, secretly depressed why he said in front of Zoro that his control of power was better than Zoro's? And Sanji actually proposed this game, now it's good!

Lin Hai was really annoyed, stacking for so long

, always collapses. And Zoro, that bull, is really competitive, but Lin Hai is unwilling to admit defeat!

Zoro, who is opposite Lin Hai, raised his eyebrows and looked at Lin Hai with a playful look.

Lin Hai felt like a fool. Why did he compete with Zoro?

Lin Hai, who could no longer bear it, shouted, "Ah..."

At this time, everyone watched Lin Hai scratching his hair constantly, then messed up all the poker cards on the table, then picked up a handful of poker cards and threw them to the ground, stepping on them with his feet!

"What kind of broken game is this? Is this for people to play? What kind of control of power is this? I'm so angry. I kick, I kick, I kick, kick, kick..." Lin Hai finally went crazy!

Everyone stared at Lin Hai's unexpected scene in amazement, and Zoro was also shocked by Lin Hai!

Usopp asked confusedly: "What happened to Lin Hai?"

Sanji: "He should be very irritable, right?"

Nami said speechlessly: "Is Lin Hai a child?"

Everyone's face turned black, just like a child, actually venting their anger on the poker!

At this moment, someone pushed the door in and told Luffy that he had woken up, so everyone was about to go to see Luffy.

Zoro pushed Lin Hai, "You won't do that, will you?"

"Not that?" Lin Hai said angrily, "What kind of a shitty game is this? Don't you think we are like fools, fooled by Sanji to play such a boring game?"

Zoro said indifferently, "I won anyway, don't you want to see Luffy?"

Lin Hai said angrily, "You won? Did you fold it?"

Zoro replied, "You couldn't hold on first, so I won! Hehehe..."

Lin Hai said angrily, "Asshole, take my kick!"

Zoro was about to fight back, "duang..."

Nami exclaimed, "Really, haven't you two grown up?"

Weiwei said with deep feeling, "You've worked so hard, Nami!"

Nami said with a face full of emotion, "You still understand me!"

At this time, Luffy had come here, "Hey, everyone is here, long time no see. Eh? Why should I say long time no see? "

Sanji explained to Luffy: "You have been unconscious for more than two days."

Luffy responded reflexively: "So, I haven't eaten for eight meals?"

Usopp exclaimed: "Why do you calculate this kind of thing so clearly, and you still count it as four meals a day?"

At this time, the chef brought a bunch of fruits over, "You are all here, use the fruit to fill your stomach first, and the main meal will come later."

Luffy replied: "Auntie, I want to eat a lot of meat!"

Lin Hai, who was lying on the ground, hurriedly replied: "I want to eat noodles, remember to add mushrooms and meat slices to it!"

The chef replied: "No problem, come later!"

The full of fruits in the cart disappeared in an instant, and everyone shouted to Luffy: "You are doing magic!"

There is still some time before the meal, Lin Hai's eyes flashed, and his pain must also let Luffy experience it!

After seeing the chef leave, Lin Hai stepped forward and said, "Luffy, there is a fun game, do you want to play?"

Luffy's eyes lit up and he said, "Game?? Tell me..."

Everyone looked at Lin Hai's wolfish eyes and bad taste, and their faces all darkened!

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