Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The place where Mont Blanc Kulikai lived.

Everyone saw Lin Hai suddenly found a place to lie down, and Luffy asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you? Is the wound on your shoulder too painful?"

"What a mess." Lin Hai waved his hand and said: "Why do we go to sea?"

Luffy replied without thinking: "Of course, to become the Pirate King!"

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "You just care too much about the result. Whether you can become the Pirate King or not, it doesn't matter. The most important thing is to be happy. You are too purposeful. That will make life very tiring."

"Tsk." Sanji turned his head to the side unhappily.

Luffy asked curiously, "Will you really be happy lying on the ground?"

Chopper and Usopp asked curiously.

Lin Hai rested his hands on his head, put one foot on the other, looked at the blue sky, and replied leisurely, "Happiness is different for everyone. Look, the blue sky, white clouds, lush jungle, what a beautiful scenery."

Ignoring the confused eyes of the crowd, Lin Hai took out a cigarette intoxicatedly, took a puff, and sighed, "My realm, you idiots, can't understand it, damn..."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Hai was beaten up by the crowd.

Sanji: "You bastard, let me tell you what happiness is."

Zoro said playfully: "I feel happy when I beat you."

Usopp said angrily: "Only galloping on the sea is the romance of a man, you idiot!!"

After a while, Lin Hai hurriedly stopped him and said: "Stop it! The master here is back."

A man suddenly jumped out from the sea, with a tuft of hair of the same color as Sanji on his small head.

Lin Hai exclaimed: "Sanji, is he your father?"

"Asshole..."

At this time, Mont Blanc Kulikai saw the pirate flag on the Merry and thought that these pirates came to rob his treasure. Without saying a word, he kicked Luffy, who was about to ask.

The sudden scene made everyone serious.

Zoro said with a gloomy face: "What do you want to do?"

Mont Blanc Kulikai took a fighting posture and asked: "Aren't you here to steal the gold? You are still asking me what I want to do now?"

Nami's eyes lit up and said: "Is there really gold?"

Usopp exclaimed: "Hey, hey, if you keep doing this, we will be misunderstood!"

Luffy came back from not far away and explained quickly: "Uncle, we are not here to steal the gold, we are actually here to ask..."

"Plop..."

Before Luffy finished asking, Mont Blanc Kulikai fainted on the ground.

Everyone couldn't help but look at Lin Hai, which meant, you guys used the Conqueror's Haki again?

Luffy was the first to complain: "Lin Hai, don't mess around. We have to ask him how to go to Sky Island."

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Go and have fun. Am I that kind of person? He must have fainted from illness."

"Fainted from illness?"

"Call a doctor quickly..."

"Aren't you a doctor yourself?"

"Ah? So I'm a doctor!!"

Soon, everyone carried Mont Blanc Kulikai to his own bed, and then Chopper treated him. It turned out that Mont Blanc Kulikai had a hidden disease that had accumulated over time. If he continued to dive regardless of his health, this disease would endanger his life.

After a while, Mont Blanc Kulikai's two subordinates, a human who looked like a gorilla and a human who looked like an ape, came back.

They found their boss unconscious on the bed, and the gorilla angrily said, "What are you doing here?"

Ape: "What good have you done to my boss?"

Luffy showed a simple expression and replied, "What are you talking about? We are taking care of this sick uncle, you guys should get out of the way."

Usopp exclaimed, "Stupid, they will listen to you! Don't forget that they are wild animals, wild animals! Everyone, get out of the window!"

Lin Hai, who was learning from Luffy, understood the charm of Luffy. This kind of innocent heart, as long as the other party is not a bad person, can really communicate well with him!

Look, the gorilla and the ape were immediately filled with tears, and they were very moved and replied, "You are really good people!"

And Usopp and Chopper, who were frightened beside them, fell down immediately, "They actually believed it!"

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Because Mont Blanc Kulikai hadn't woken up yet, everyone came outside to chat.

Luffy: "You guys live here too?"

Ape: "Because the boss's home is the base of our Saruyama Joint Forces."

Gorilla: "But we usually sleep on the boat, this place is too small for us."

Luffy: "You two are too big, but if the giant uncle in the small garden sees you two, he will probably think you look like earwax."

Listening to their conversation, Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Luffy, what's going on?"

Usopp said weakly: "What's going on, they are actually chatting so happily."

Zoro: "Because we have something in common."

After they chatted for a while, Mont Blanc Kulikai had already woken up. Luffy couldn't help but stepped forward and asked: "Uncle, I have something to ask you."

Mont Blanc Kulikai took a puff of cigarette and replied: "Ask whatever you want."

Luffy said excitedly: "Uncle, we really want to go to Sky Island, can you tell us how to get there?"

"Sky Island?" Mont Blanc Kulikai laughed: "Hehehe, hahahaha... Do you really believe that there is a Sky Island?"

Nami thought that Mont Blanc Kulikai was the same as the group of people in the town, mocking Laughed at her, so Nami went berserk again and went forward to beat Mont Blanc Kulikai!

Seeing this, Lin Hai quickly hugged Nami's waist and explained: "That's not a laugh, but the joy of finding a soulmate!!"

After laughing for a while, Mont Blanc Kulikai replied: "Sky Island, in fact, I don't know if it exists, but I know there is a person who believes in the existence of Sky Island. It's just that that person has become a world-famous liar in the legend, and his descendants will never be able to raise their heads."

As soon as he finished speaking, Luffy looked at Usopp in disbelief. Usopp Exclaimed: "It's not me."

At this time, Sanji asked: "Montblanc, uncle, your last name is also this, are you a descendant of Noland?"

Montblanc. Kulikai nodded and said: "Yes, I am the descendant of the big liar Noland!"

"I know." Usopp said in surprise: "Uncle, you are determined to find the gold under the sea in order to clear the stigma of the Montblanc family, right?"

Montblanc. Kulikai raised his gun and said angrily: "Idiot, when did I say that?"

Lin Hai appeared in front of Usopp in an instant and clamped the bullet. According to the trajectory of the bullet, Kulikai just wanted to scare Usopp, and Lin Hai was just a conditioned reflex!

Mont Blanc Kulikai was not shocked by Lin Hai catching the bullet. He was furious and said, "No matter how honest and upright my ancestor was, no matter how great an explorer he was, it has nothing to do with me.

Just because I have a little blood relationship with that idiot, I was scolded by strangers. Can you understand the feeling of grievance of a child? I grew up in such an environment. I have always been ashamed of having such a family!"

For a moment, the room was quiet.

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