Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The two of them were very close, and the two sides were very close.

Smoker's face darkened and he said, "Lin Hai, I thought you were a scholar, but I didn't expect you to be a vicious pirate with a bounty of 300 million berries. Even if I risk my life today, I will stop you here."

Dasuqi also drew out her saber and pointed at Luffy and his group and said, "I will also bet on the name of the navy to stop you here."

Damn, I got a little carried away just now.

Lin Hai quickly fixed his hair, then put on a compassionate expression and said, "How could you do this to me? Do you know why I have such a high bounty?"

"Why?" X5

Lin Hai looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, shed a tear, and then slowly said, "Last year, it was an autumn evening, the weather was fine and sunny, with a breeze blowing from time to time, just like a mother's gentle embrace, it was really nostalgic..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing a flirtatious operation, and reward the host with a physical improvement..."

Smoker's face darkened, and he said angrily, "Speaking of heavy Point! ! "

"Ahem, I was just creating an atmosphere just now." Lin Hai waved his hand awkwardly and continued: "That evening, I was helping a retired navy man with inconvenient legs and feet to cross the road. You don't know that he has a bedridden mother at home, his wife ran away again, and there are several hungry children at home. He..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the three-hit coquettish operation, and the physical fitness has been improved by one level..."

Why does Dashiqi on the side feel that this sentence is so familiar, while Luffy and Sanji are already crying, saying sadly: "He is so pitiful, wuwuwu..."

And Smoker pulled out his cross fingers He said to Lin Hai: "What do you want to say, you bastard?"

"Ahem..." Lin Hai explained hurriedly: "When I helped him cross the road, I didn't expect to run into a passing Tianlong. Seeing that we didn't kneel down to greet him, the snotty Tianlong actually pulled out a gun and wanted to shoot us on the spot.

Even ants are greedy for life, let alone us? Of course I won't sit and wait for death, so I slapped him, who knew that the guy was so weak that he fainted. So he set such a high bounty for me.

Smoker, ask, what crime have I committed? I was defined as a sinner so inexplicably. Why should a young man like me who is full of justice bear this? What about the pain that a retired marine who is disabled should not endure at this age?

If it is a crime to help a retired marine crossing the road without getting hurt, then you can arrest me. I will not resist! "

"Ding, the host's operation has caused the Fengshao system to fail. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the advanced use of the space slash. No more cooling..."

Five Lakes, take off...

"Wuwuwu..." At this time, after listening to Lin Hai's touching speech, Dashiqi stepped forward and said to Smoker: "He, he is so pitiful, wuwuwu..."

Zoro remained silent on the side, while Sanji and Luffy wiped their tears and snot on Lin Hai.

"Wow... I didn't expect that you, Lin Hai, had such a past. It's so touching..."

"Wow... Lin Hai, you are such a great man, you, you... Wow..."

Looking at Luffy and Sanji, Lin Hai wanted to kick them each. Unable to bear it any longer, Lin Hai slapped Luffy and Sanji away and said angrily: "It's so dirty, stop it, you two bastards!"

And Smoker on the side was silent for a while, and finally said: "What you said is still under discussion. You go to the naval base with me first. If things are really as you said..."

Damn, Smoker is born in the year of the Ox, right?

Lin Hai didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore. He said that, but he still didn't believe it.

It was not easy for him, Lin Hai, to make up such a story?

"Room, Armament Color Hardening..."

Lin Hai appeared beside Smoker in an instant, grabbed Tashigi and Smoker, and threw them directly towards Smoker's office.

Everything happened too fast, like a tornado.

While Luffy and Sanji were still moved to tears, Zoro asked in confusion: "Huh? Where are the two marines?"

Lin Hai exhaled two streams of air from his nostrils, and then replied: "I threw them away, do you still want to set sail?

What? Why are you crying? Run away quickly. If that annoying Smoker catches up with us, we won't be able to leave..."

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In Smoker's office, Tashigi landed safely, and Smoker's head was stuck in the closet next to him.

At this time, Tashigi was confused. Where is this? What happened?

After a long time, Smoker finally pulled his head out. After lighting a cigarette again, Smoker said with a gloomy face: "Tashigi, are you going to the Grand Line with me? This damn Straw Hat Group dared to tease the Navy. It is really unforgivable..."

Tashigi said weakly: "What if what he said is true?"

Smoker said angrily: "Even if it is true, I have to teach him a lesson based on his behavior just now!"

"Wait." Tashigi quickly grabbed Smoker and reminded him: "How did we get back here just now? If we meet them again, it seems that we are not their opponents at all. ”

Smoker said angrily: "Dashiki, just because we can't beat our opponents, we retreat and dare not chase them, then what kind of navy are we!"

Dashiki quickly stood up and replied: "I will go to the Grand Line with you to arrest the Straw Hat Pirates..."

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Drago, who was observing Luffy and his crew in the dark, thought that they couldn't do anything to Smoker, who already had a natural devil fruit, and wanted to help them, but was almost confused by Lin Hai's operation.

Drago, standing on the roof facing the wind, suddenly blushed. If what Lin Hai said just now was a lie, then wouldn't the anger he aroused by him be a joke?

Finally, Drago shook his head and laughed and whispered: "Go, kids, if this is what you pursue, then go on a gallop on the sea...

People's dreams will never end? It's interesting, but considering the situation, I'll help you too..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a huge wind suddenly blew across several streets in Rogue Town...

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