Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

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Seeing that Lab was about to go crazy again, Luffy couldn't help but ask: "Uncle, why did it hit the mountain with its head? Is it because the food here doesn't suit its appetite?"

Everyone's face darkened, Zoro I couldn't help but say: "Do you think everyone is the same as you?"

Lin Hai added: "Wrong, it should be Luffy who thinks that animal is the same as Luffy."

Usopp echoed: "Luffy's appetite seems to be Better than that beast, right? "

Seeing Luffy being bullied by his crew, Mr. 9 couldn't help but ask Mr. Wednesday: "Is he really the captain?"

Mr. Wednesday said confusedly: "Probably, probably... ..."

Sanji laughed and said, "Luffy, you should be more careful in the future. People say you don't look like a captain."

"Hahaha, you are all so funny." Luffy said nonchalantly.

At the right time, Krocas explained: "Fifty years ago, a pirate group brought Laboo here. Because Laboo was too small, the pirate group could not take it on adventures and could only leave it here. Here.

Finally, they made a promise that after the pirate group had traveled around the world, they would come back and take it away. Unfortunately, the pirate group has not returned for fifty years, so Lab. ...."

Luffy asked in confusion: "Didn't you tell it that the pirate group has been destroyed?"

Krocus replied: "I did, but it didn't listen."

Seeing Lab was about to hit again Mountain, Luffy suddenly thought of a way, he actually broke off the cabinet pole on his boat, and then inserted it into Lab's head.

Lin Hai on the side was very depressed, if it wanted to die, let it die, why did he actually put the boat pole He was broken. He was the captain, but his brain was on his ass!

Usopp said angrily: "Luffy, you bastard..."

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "Why bother with that animal? I've wanted to kill it for a long time. By the way, how can such a big whale be sold? How much is it? "

Mr9 and Mr. Wednesday heard Lin Hai's words. Mr9 was surprised and said, "Such a big whale can sell for a lot of Baileys. I have a channel. Dao..."

For a moment, Krocas Luffy, Nami and the others all stared at Lin Hai and Mr. 9, while Mr. Wednesday hid in fear.

Facing these people, Lin Hai didn't really do anything, so he said: "Can't I think about it? Is it a crime to think about it? A bunch of idiots... Damn, don't do it..." At this time, Luffy fought with the whale for two rounds. Luffy said, "Our duel this time is a draw. Now let's make a promise. After our ship sails around the world, we will have another giant duel. How about that?" ?”

“Mmmmm…”

Although we couldn’t understand what the giant whale said, we all knew that it agreed.

However, Lin Hai, who was beaten by everyone, was very unhappy and said: "Hey, you stinky fish, don't look around, I'm talking about you, you bastard fish, do you know that our boat was almost destroyed because of you? A shipwreck?

Remember this, the world does not revolve around you, and life is not based on an agreement. You can go to the bottom of the sea and find a mother whale to play with, idiot.

If you are not interested , then be content with loneliness, because loneliness is also a kind of romance, isn't it? "

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing a flirtatious operation, and the host is rewarded with a one-level increase in the domineering color domineering aura..."

The surprise came too quickly. Like a tornado...

"Another hurricane..." Lin Hai, overwhelmed with surprise, did dozens of backflips. Because he was too excited, he found a fish tank next to him, so he grabbed it. The beautiful fish in the fish tank gave it a big kiss and then threw it into the sea.

Everyone present was stunned by Lin Hai's operation!!

Sanji reacted and asked weakly: "Usopp, it seems that you caught that fish with great difficulty, right?"

Usopp has a special liking for that fish. He didn't expect that he was not only kissed by Lin Hai After kissing, you throw them into the sea?

Usopp said unhappily: "Lin Hai, you bastard..."

As he said that, Usopp also ran over and threw all the fish that Lin Hai had caught into the sea. "......" Everyone.

That's food, oh my goodness!!

............

The Golden Merry finally left the Twin Capes and was ready to sail to Whiskey Peak.

But, this The ship had just sailed and it was still summer.

, it's actually snowing now!

The weather in the pirate world is really unpredictable, it's really unpredictable, worthy of the Grand Line.

Lin Hai was surprised and said: "Huh? This is the first snow in 1520, it came more suddenly than before, you are like a flying butterfly, bah... Hey, Luffy, Usopp, let's make a snowman?"

Luffy nodded and said: "Let's compete to see whose snowman is the best."

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Usopp laughed and said: "Speaking of making snowmen, you can't beat me. When I was in my hometown, I made snowmen for fifty years, and my attainments have reached the master level."

Luffy's eyes lit up and said: "Si Gaoyi, really? Usopp."

Usopp nodded and said: "Of course."

I really don't know if Luffy is really stupid or pretending to be stupid. He actually believed Usopp's nonsense. Lin Hai hurried into the kitchen and asked Sanji for some cane sugar.

Luffy and Usopp have already started to build a snowman. Seeing that Lin Hai was still standing there without moving, Luffy asked in confusion: "Lin Hai, why don't you start? So, you have given up the competition?"

Lin Hai shook his head and said: "You guys build for a while, I am thinking of building a snowman that will shock the world and make ghosts cry..."

Soon after, Luffy finished building the snowman. When Usopp was observing Luffy's snowman, Lin Hai quickly sprinkled the sucrose on Usopp's snowman and ate it leisurely!

Well, ice cream is not so delicious, right?

Let Lin Hai build a snowman? Are you kidding? Sucrose with pinched snow, that's what we pursue!

Usopp, who had reacted, immediately said angrily: "Lin Hai, what did you do to my snowman!"

Lin Hai picked up a bunch of them and threw them to Usopp, "Try it?"

Usopp listened to Lin Hai's words for some reason, took a bite, and immediately exclaimed: "It's delicious!"

Luffy couldn't help it when he heard it was delicious, and swallowed it directly...

At the same time, Mr. 9 and Mr. Sunday in the room were shivering at the table.

Mr. Wednesday asked: "Don't you have heating here?"

Mr. 9 echoed: "What kind of ship is this? We are freezing."

Nami in the room was drawing a map, but she didn't expect the two people to keep talking, and she was immediately annoyed and kicked them out of the room.

Then Nami and the others saw the scene on the deck, and saw that Usopp and Luffy were constantly making snowmen, while Lin Hai was spreading ingredients there?

Then they piled them up and ate them at the same time, just like they were doing a barbecue. Nami and the other two were confused by Lin Hai and his actions!

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