Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The sea breeze blows across the sea from time to time, and the occasional sound of seagulls is heard. It is blue everywhere. If you stay there for a long time, you will always become bored and irritated.

After Luffy and the others made a lot of noise, they all went to rest. After all, there is still a long way to go from Whiskey Peak to the small garden!

When Lin Hai was about to take a rest, Sanji ran over with a sly look.

Lin Hai said softly with doubt: "What's wrong? You're sneaking around."

Sanji clenched his hands and said shyly: "Didn't you just say you have a photo of a beautiful woman? Bring it over to me, how can you keep such a good thing to yourself!"

Lin Hai said with a smile: "I was just teasing you, I'm a serious person!"

"Bah." Sanji changed his face in seconds and said: "So you're lying to me? It's really abominable, do you know how long I've been looking forward to it, and you said you didn't?"

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: "If I don't say that, how can I make you tell the truth?"

Their voices gradually became louder, making everyone curious and looking at Lin Hai and Sanji, but Sanji was in a rage and didn't notice the people next to him at all.

At this time, Sanji said, "You are shameless, you are vulgar, and you are unreliable."

Lin Hai was also angry and replied, "How am I shameless, vulgar, and unreliable?"

Sanji said, "How are you not shameless, vulgar, and reliable?"

"Tsk..." After saying that, the two turned their heads to the side at the same time.

Luffy on the side was full of questions, "What are they doing?"

Usopp shook his head quickly, and Zoro glanced at one place. It was too embarrassing!

At this time, Vivi and Nami looked at Sanji and Lin Hai with red faces.

At the right time, Vivi turned her head to look at Nami and asked weakly, "Are they arguing about those photos?"

Nami was speechless. The princess of a country is here. Can you two not be so embarrassing!

Lin Hai and Sanji, who reacted, looked at each other and quickly put their arms around each other's shoulders.

Lin Hai said, "How was it, how was our performance just now?"

After saying that, Lin Hai secretly gave Sanji a slap.

Sanji raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Yes, we were just performing crosstalk, definitely not looking at some beautiful woman's photo."

After saying that, Sanji responded to Lin Hai.

Everyone's eyes twitched, do you still need to explain? Everyone heard the sound just now!

I didn't expect Sanji to answer like this! Lin Hai whispered, "You idiot, you're still talking about beautiful woman's photo, aren't you taking off your pants to fart?"

After being scolded by Lin Hai, Sanji quickly separated from Lin Hai and said angrily, "What did you say!"

Lin Hai didn't care and responded, "I said you're an idiot!"

As soon as the words were finished, the two started fighting.

For a while, you kicked me and I kicked you, and the fight was so lively.

Luffy on the side said excitedly: "Yes, yes, kick, faster, hey Sanji, why don't you use your hands!"

I saw that Sanji was punched in the corner of the eye by Lin Hai. Although he was not injured, Sanji's eyes appeared in the corners of his eyes!

Sanji hurriedly said: "Stop, don't hit me in the face!"

Lin Hai said: "Okay, I won't hit you anymore!"

Sanji was furious and said: "No, I want to hit you back!"

Lin Hai quickly hid behind Nami and Vivi and said: "Nami, don't you care? Sanji is going to hit someone!"

"Ah..." Vivi's face suddenly turned red.

Nami turned around and asked: "What's wrong, Vivi?"

What should Vivi say?

Vivi quickly replied: "No, nothing happened."

At this time, Luffy said: "I know, Lin Hai just touched Vivi's Pigu."

Usopp nodded and said: "I saw it too, Lin Hai, you Serang."

The boat suddenly became quiet, and a puff of smoke suddenly came out of Vivi's head, and her face was red as if she was about to be cooked!

"Lin Hai!!"

Nami and Sanji shouted at the same time.

Lin Hai also said angrily: "Asshole straw hat, and long nose, what are you talking about, I will fight you!"

"What did you say? You dare to scold my straw hat!"

"Lin Hai, you bastard, you are talking about my nose again, ah, Lin Hai hit someone..."

For a while, the boat became chaotic. And Zoro leaned on the railing and couldn't help muttering: "What a noisy ship."

I don't know how long it took, after a quarrel, everyone lay on the deck and gasped.

After a while, everyone looked at each other

, all pointing at each other and laughing.

At this time, Lin Hai, Luffy and Sanji all had messy hair, except for Sanji who had a panda eye, which was in sharp contrast to Usopp's panda eye.

Lin Hai couldn't help laughing and said, "Haha, Sanji, you are so handsome, this fits your image."

Sanji said depressedly, "Luffy, we are in the same camp, why are you scratching my hair?"

Luffy said confusedly, "Didn't Lin Hai say that he and I are in the same camp?"

Usopp said, "Can you stand firm? We are in the same group, but you and Lin Hai are dealing with me together!"

Nami and Vivi, who were watching on the side, covered their mouths and chuckled.

"Hehe." Looking at the ridiculous look of the group of people, Nami smiled and said, "What a bunch of idiots."

At this time, Vivi found Zoro with a nosebleed on the side, and asked with concern: "Zoro, are you okay?"

"It's okay." Zoro quickly glanced at one place and secretly made up his mind that one day, he must chop off the bastard Usopp!

If Usopp knew, he would definitely shout that it was unfair. It was Sanji who kicked Lin Hai and kicked Usopp into Zoro by mistake.

Zoro was sleeping at the time, and Usopp's back of the head hit Zoro's nose!

At the right time, Lin Hai quickly took out a mirror and a comb, stood at the railing, and did his hair in a very coquettish way.

When Luffy saw Lin Hai doing his hair, he was delighted and said, "Lin Hai, give me a hairstyle too? But I don't want the slicked-back hairstyle from last time, I always feel that it's not that good."

Lin Hai spit on his hand, wiped it on his head very coquettishly, and then said, "I am so handsome, I don't know how many ignorant girls will go crazy for me again. Being handsome is also a sin, and I don't want to hurt them!"

Everyone couldn't help but twitch their eyes.

Sanji on the side originally wanted Lin Hai to do his hairstyle, but he saw Lin Hai smearing saliva on his hair!

Sanji shuddered instantly, and decided to do it himself, it was too disgusting!

Luffy on the side was different. It's not like that. Lin Hai had done his hairstyle before.

At this time, Luffy was looking forward to what kind of hairstyle Lin Hai would make for him?

It will definitely surprise the audience!

Thinking of this, Luffy hurriedly urged Lin Hai to make a different hairstyle for himself!

Seeing Luffy coming forward, Usopp quickly said: "Hey, Luffy, Lin Hai is using his own saliva..."

Lin Hai looked at Usopp with fish eyes.

Usopp immediately exclaimed: "Ah, Lin Hai is going to hit someone again!!"

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