Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

What to say? Should I tell them that Lin Hai was just wondering why Vivi's skin is so much whiter than Nami's? But the comparison has already been made, how can it be round? "Ahem..." Lin Hai adjusted his posture, then looked into the distance mysteriously and said: "The Tao can be said, but it is not the Tao. The name can be named, but it is not the name..." Luffy and Usopp didn't understand what Lin Hai was saying, but they seemed to have a sense of awe. "Silk, silk cake..." "And more, and more, keep talking!" Lin Hai was very entangled. When he was studying in school, he only remembered this sentence about the article on Tao. What did it say after that? Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to Lin Hai, and he immediately became energetic!

"Ahem." Lin Hai continued, "Actually, if I say something profound, you won't understand, so I'll explain it in a simple and easy-to-understand way, that is, sit here and feel the subtle changes in the environment, so as to understand the laws of the operation of all things..."

At this time, Sanji came over with a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a smile, "What you said is equivalent to saying nothing, right?"

Damn it, Sanji is forcing himself to use a trick!

So, Lin Hai continued to look into the distance, bit a cigarette, and then slowly said, "Absolute motion and relative stillness show that motion is irreversible, and time is just a conceptual expression of motion, that is to say, if you want to go back to the past..."

Speaking of this, Lin Hai couldn't continue. He originally wanted to say that it was impossible to go back to the past, but in this world, if he, Lin Hai, guessed correctly, there is a time fruit, right?

It's really speechless.

When everyone heard this, they saw why Lin Hai stopped talking, and the curious Sauron asked: "What's next?"

"Ahem." Lin Hai said: "What else can it be? Living in the present is the most real, and everything else is just floating clouds!"

That's it? That's it?

Everyone snorted and walked away!

Just as everyone walked away, the Fengshao system suddenly said, "Ding, congratulations to the host for having his own understanding of the rules. The backpack space is open to the host. Only the host can enter and exit this space freely..."

Free entry and exit?

A place to escape from desperate situations?

"Another nonsense..."

Suddenly, Lin Hai, who was overjoyed, lost his balance and fell directly from the railing.

"Nimma!!"

"Plop..."

Several people not far away saw Lin Hai suddenly fall into the sea, full of confusion.

Luffy asked in confusion, "That was Lin Hai's cry, right?"

Sanji took a deep puff of smoke and asked, "Is it because we just despised him that he couldn't think straight and jumped into the sea?"

Usopp said, "Lin Hai shouldn't be that fragile, right?"

Zoro said speechlessly, "Stop talking, let's go see if he's okay!"

At this time, there were a few fish in the sea, biting the bait on the fishing rod in Lin Hai's hand, but they couldn't bite it, and the instigator fell into the sea now.

So, a group of fish all swam over and prepared to slap Lin Hai with their tails to retaliate for teasing them just now!

That's right, just now, when Lin Hai was fishing, he was practicing his observation Haki, and he had been teasing those fish with the fishing rod in his hand.

At this time, Lin Hai, who fell into the sea, saw that these fish dared to come over to provoke him, so he raised his middle finger to them!

Although the fish didn't understand what that meant, they could somehow feel that the human in front of them was insulting them.

So, a group of fish rushed over, ready to beat Lin Hai.

Fortunately, Lin Hai was changing himself and was determined not to kill indiscriminately. He quickly adjusted his mentality, and then Lin Hai made a face at the fish.

As a result, the fish were pissed off!

On the snowy sea, near the Golden Merry, a man was swimming quickly, chasing the fish behind him.

Luffy on the boat looked at this scene with shining eyes and exclaimed: "I really want to go swimming with Lin Hai, but unfortunately I can't swim. Hey, let's play this game too!"

"Are you boring, you bastard?" Sanji kicked Luffy, then turned around and asked Zoro with a confused face, "What is Lin Hai doing?"

Zoro said speechlessly: "Are you an idiot? Lin Hai is being chased by a school of fish!"

Usopp nodded thoughtfully: "Lin Hai is sometimes more troublesome than Luffy. Do you even want to beat him up with fish?"

Luffy stood at the railing and said excitedly: "Stupid fish, you can't catch up with Lin Hai, hahaha..."

Lin Hai, who was swimming in the sea, turned his head and looked at Luffy, and replied: "Of course, I am the swimming champion. Stinky fish, you haven't eaten yet, come and chase me, hahaha..."

Fish

"This human is so hateful, it really makes me angry!"

"Why can't we fish swim faster than this human, is he a fishman?"

"It shouldn't be, he doesn't have the characteristics of a fish, never mind, catch up with him first!"

At this time, Zoro on the boat heard the champion mentioned by Lin Hai, and was about to take off his clothes to compete with Lin Hai, but was stopped by Sanji.

Sanji was so exhausted that he could only angrily say, "You're still going down? Don't cause any more trouble! Really..."

After being chased by the fish for a long time in the sea, Lin Hai used his ability to return to the boat. At the railing, Lin Hai found that the fish were still gathered under the boat, staring at him.

So, Lin Hai mocked the fish again, singing and dancing, "La La La Demacia, La La La, Lu Ah Lu Ah..."

For a while, Luffy and Usopp sang and danced with Lin Hai.

This scene made Sanji and Zoro on the side jump out of their eyes!

After singing for a while, Lin Hai unzipped his zipper and released water to the fish.

Fish School

"What is he going to do?"

"I don't know, eh? What is that?"

"Oh no, is that a gun? I've seen humans use guns, but this..."

"Scatter quickly..."

At this time, Weiwei, who happened to be passing by, saw this scene and screamed, which scared Lin Hai, and then, Lin Hai fell into the sea again! !

Fortunately, Lin Hai's ability is useful. When he just sat back on the deck, Weiwei blushed and asked, "Are you okay?"

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "What can happen to me?"

Feeling that his face seemed to be full of water, Lin Hai pulled Weiwei's skirt to wipe his face.

Weiwei immediately covered her skirt and screamed again, while Sanji on the side began to transform into a beast and roared on the side.

Lin Hai said depressedly: "I say, Weiwei, as a princess of a country, you should be calm and composed, can you not be so startled!"

Weiwei said speechlessly: "Aren't you cold wearing short sleeves? It's snowing now!"

After hearing Weiwei's words, Luffy and Usopp shivered immediately.

"Hiss, it's so cold!" X2

Sanji exclaimed: "Are you just reacting now?"

Lin Hai, who was sitting on the ground, just felt a little cold, and now when Weiwei reminded him, he immediately said: "Cold? It's really a bit cold!"

Sanji turned around and exclaimed: "So you just reacted too!"

Just walking a few steps forward, Lin Hai remembered, where are the fish he had just teased?

Lin Hai immediately exclaimed: "Stinky fish, don't run, I haven't had enough fun yet!!"

Sanji exclaimed again: "Are you stupid!!"

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