Crossing the Son of the Villain

"Evan, why are you so crazy about fishing? What's wrong with the trolley? Why are you so excited?" Tsunade really didn't understand Ivan's behavior and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"What do you know? The protagonists in the story all started out as trolley cars. Judging from the plot of the story, the protagonists were usually bullied since childhood, but they did not sink. Instead, they worked hard to become stronger one day. Increase, then defeat all geniuses, save the world, marry a rich and beautiful woman, create a super harem, house all the beauties, live a life without shame or impatience, and reach the peak of life, so all sluts are potential stocks, the world The son of destiny." Ivan became more and more excited as he spoke, and finally stood up and waved his arms to increase his persuasion.

Originally, he didn't pay much attention to the crazy Ai Fan, but his expression changed a little when he heard Destiny Child.

"Tch!" Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya with contempt, "There are too many trolleys in this world. I can tell you with certainty that the one in front of you definitely cannot be the so-called protagonist. If he is the protagonist, his life will be different. It’s not like he’s over 50 years old and doesn’t even have a girlfriend, and he’s still single now.”

laugh! Jiraiya instantly felt a sharp blade piercing his chest, and he was heartbroken. What happened to the trolley, what happened to the bachelor? What's wrong with not having a girlfriend? Does it bother you?

"Huh? Is that so? So he is really not the protagonist, not the child of destiny, otherwise he wouldn't have been so miserable. What a pity!"

Alvin had already handed the pen in his hand halfway, but after hearing Tsunade's words, he took it back, with a look of disappointment on his face.

"Wait a minute!" When Ivan glanced at Uzumaki Naruto behind Jiraiya, his eyes suddenly shone brightly, and he tried his best to ask in a kind tone: "Little brother, your name is Uzumaki Naruto, right? You are Not a lift truck?"

"Are you done yet? How could it be such a coincidence that you would take over your job as an apprentice? You must be overthinking it." Tsunade was really speechless to Alvin.

Ivan ignored Tsunade and continued to stare at Naruto and said: "According to the routine of the novel, the protagonist usually has a portable grandfather by his side to teach him to grow and become stronger, and there is a high chance that the portable grandfather used to be a tailgater. Because they are both close-knitted tailgaters, they share a common language, so the grandfather behind the protagonist will treat the protagonist as a relative. This kid looks silly, maybe he is really a tailgater. If so, then as a He has got all the requirements for the protagonist, please tell me if you are a tailgater."

Naruto was also heartbroken. The words "slinger" and "silly" made him extremely angry. However, after listening to Ai Wen's words before, he felt that the other party did not have any ill intentions. He was just a little embarrassed to admit that he was a dragster.

"Are you really...a coincidence?" Tsunade was also a little stunned at this time. Although she didn't admit it, Tsunade, who has lived for more than fifty years, has such a sophisticated vision.

How could you not see what Naruto was thinking?

"Hahaha! That's right. You must be the child of destiny. Little brother, please sign your name for me."

Naruto and Ivan were confused. Before he could realize what was going on, a pen was already stuffed into his hand. Ivan turned his back to Naruto and urged: "Hurry up and sign on my back." Just put it on. After you become rich, this dress will become more valuable. I won't sell it, I will keep it well as a souvenir."

Just like that, Naruto really signed his name on Alvin's clothes in a twist, and he was a little baffled. cowry

He took off his coat, looked at the twisted name, carefully folded it and put it away, and said: "Very good, I like it very much, thank you! By the way, according to the protagonist's law, as the protagonist, you have a cheat on your body, let me See what your cheat is."

Ivan stared at Naruto, with a strange light flashing in his eyes. After a while, he said: "Sure enough, there is a cheat. Your physique is very unique. It is a kind of incomplete immortal body. You are born with huge chakra and vitality. Originally, this kind of The incomplete immortal body only makes you energetic and doesn't have much effect, but you didn't expect that someone sealed half of the Nine Tails in your body, and it is the milder half of the yang attribute. It is a perfect match with your incomplete immortal body. It is exuding Yang attribute chakra every moment, constantly transforming your body. As long as you continue, one day the shortcomings of your immortal body will be completely compensated. By then you will be half a Six Paths immortal. Now I am even more sure that you are the child of destiny."

"The Child of Destiny? The Child of Destiny! Isn't it Nagato? The Great Toad Sage only said that he was my disciple, but he didn't say which one. Maybe he really could be..." Jiraiya was confused, his eyes were confused, and he was thinking. According to what the Great Toad Immortal once said.

"Well, since he is the protagonist, let him return to Konoha and become Hokage." Tsunade always regarded Ivan's words as a joke and did not believe in the so-called child of destiny.

"I think it's better for you to go back to Konoha with them and be your Hokage, because according to the protagonist's law, everyone who comes into contact with the protagonist will be affected by him, and you will be the same. I think it won't be long before you will be influenced by him. Impressed by his ideals, follow him back to Konoha honestly. Fortunately, you are already over fifty years old, and he is only in his teens, so the age gap is too big, otherwise I would be really worried."

Tsunade almost lost her breath, gritted her teeth and glared at Alvin, "What do you mean?"

"Because according to the protagonist's law, after a woman like you who has good looks and strength comes into contact with the protagonist, she will usually be filled into the harem by the protagonist and become one of his many women. However, you are so old The gap is at most a small role in the protagonist's growth, which avoids the danger of being filled into the harem by him."

Click! Tsunade's face twitched and veins popped out on her forehead. She couldn't control it for a moment and crushed the wine glass in her hand. She wanted to slap her face hard. Is this a human saying? Filling in the harem, one of many women, a small role, who do you think I am?

"What kind of protagonist? What kind of child of destiny? I don't believe it at all. Don't bother me. There's no way to prove it anyway. You can say whatever you want."

"There is no way to prove it, but this method is too cruel. It is impossible for you to agree with your character."

"How do you know I won't agree? Let's talk about it. Maybe I will really agree."

"It's very simple. The Child of Destiny combines the luck of heaven and earth. If you kill the Child of Destiny, his luck will disperse. The person who kills the Child of Destiny can get half of his luck. If Naruto is really the Child of Destiny, Yes, you kill Naruto and get half of his luck, which can completely offset your bad luck, and there will be some leftover. From now on, you will not lose every bet, but the other way around, you will win every bet."

Ivan, as soon as these words were spoken, Jiraiya was immediately startled, and he quickly protected Naruto behind him, "Tsunade, don't mess around, what kind of protagonist, child of destiny, these have no basis at all. , don’t believe these inexplicable things.”

Tsunade glanced sideways at Jiraiya and said angrily: "Am I such a murderous person in your eyes? Needless to say, I don't believe in the so-called Child of Destiny. Even if it is true, I will not hurt innocent people. .”

Jiraiya still didn't relax, and turned to look at Alvin again. Needless to say, he understood the meaning. He was worried that Alvin would kill Naruto.

"What are you looking at!" Aiwen shook the clothes in his hand, "I just asked the future son of destiny to sign my autograph. I am still waiting for him to become prosperous in the future to increase the value of this autograph."

Jiraiya was speechless for a while, but after hearing Ai Wen's casual words, he relaxed for some reason and sat down again.

"Mr. Ivan, if... I mean if Naruto is really the so-called child of destiny, what should he do next? How should I teach him?"

"His goal is not to become Hokage, just let him work hard towards his goal. As for how to teach...well, in addition to the practice of ninjutsu, as a child of destiny, you must also be passionate, passionate, and unyielding. Faith, in addition to the most powerful weapon, mouth escape."

"Zuidun?"

"That's right, it's the mouth escape. You can make dead people live with just one mouth. If there is an enemy that is too powerful, let Naruto go directly and give him a good lecture. He will be described as a brainless person and let him agree with Naruto. concept and join the big family of building the future together.”

Jiraiya was stunned, but Tsunade, Ling, Shizune and Tiancong had suppressed smiles on their faces. They were used to Ivan's nonsense, but Jiraiya was experiencing it for the first time and couldn't adapt.

"The Mouth Release, this is the most powerful weapon, so Naruto, you have to use it well. The first target is the Nine-Tails sealed in your body. You have to shame him with just one mouth, and let him know what you say. Change your ways, and ask him to take the initiative to pay the rent, and use chakra to help warm your body, so that you can become an immortal as soon as possible. Of course, you have to do this slowly, set a small goal first, and let him live in peace with you. "

Naruto's head was dizzy, but he still had some understanding of the Nine-Tails in his body, and he had no confidence at all, "I'm afraid not. The Nine-Tails always wants to kill me, how can we live in peace."

"It's normal for it to want to kill you. The Nine-Tails is also a living being. It also has its own thoughts and desires freedom. There is a saying called comparing one's heart to one's heart, which means that you can think from the other person's point of view. If you are the Nine-Tails, but What will happen to you if you are controlled and sealed, become a weapon of war, and can only stay in a dark and small space without seeing the light of day every day?"

"I..." Naruto was stunned. He had never thought about this question before. In Naruto's heart, Kyuubi had always been the source of his disaster. He was ostracized by the villagers because of Kyuubi. He was like this because of Kyuubi. It was so painful that it was because of Kyuubi that he was worried about hurting the people around him.

But now that I think about it, the pain I have experienced seems nothing compared to Kyuubi. Now I can enjoy the warm sunshine, eat delicious Ichiraku Ramen, and now I have made friends and can play with them. Compared to Kyuubi is much freer.

"No wonder Kyuubi wants to kill me. I am the cell in which it is imprisoned. If it wants to be free, it will naturally break the cell. I seem to understand its pain."

"Very good. The fact that you think like this means you have made progress. You have already compared your heart to your heart. Then you have to exchange your heart for your heart. Use your sincerity to influence the Nine-Tails and become friends with it. Come! I will teach you a little trick. We bump fists and feel each other’s inner thoughts.”

Ivan first clenched his fist and brought it to Naruto, waiting for Naruto's movements with a smile.

Naruto didn't hesitate at all, handed over his fist, and the two fists touched together, and then Naruto took his fist back as if he was electrocuted. Ivan succeeded in the prank and burst out laughing, but Naruto rushed in angrily. Ai Wen said: "Why are you like this? I treat you as a friend."

"Naruto! What's wrong!" Jiraiya thought that Ivan had done it to Naruto, and asked eagerly.

"He, he...is teasing me!"

"Evan, what's going on?" Tsunade also became curious.

"It's nothing, I just let him feel my inner thoughts."

"Then what were you thinking about just now?"

"It's very simple, just one sentence: Naruto is such a big fool, he was fooled by me so easily."

"So that's it, it's really stupid, hahaha!"

"Okay, Naruto kid, don't be angry. Come on, I'll treat you to some juice." Ivan casually put a glass of juice in front of Naruto as an apology. He easily got Naruto's forgiveness. Dealing with a simple-minded person People are that simple.

After such a little farce, the atmosphere suddenly relaxed. Ivan asked the waiter to bring more meals and drinks, all of which were the best. Anyway, in Ivan's eyes, money is just a bunch of numbers, and he doesn't feel bad no matter how much he spends.

After drinking and eating, Ivan left with Ling and Tiancong first, leaving space for Tsuna and Jiraiya. When they meet old friends, they must have many things to talk about.

When Ai Wen left, Naruto looked at Ling's back and felt a little familiar, but he couldn't tell what was familiar.

"Tsunade, who is this Alvin?" Jiraiya asked in a low voice after confirming that Alvin had left.

"To be honest, I don't know his true identity. Even though I have been with him for several years, I still haven't gotten to the bottom of it. But what is certain is that he must be a person in a high position."

Tsunade was also a little helpless. It was really sad that she had been hooked up with someone, but she didn't know the other person's identity.

"Then do you think what he said is true? The law of cause and effect, the child of destiny, always feels weird. "

"I don't know. Sometimes he's crazy, and it's hard to tell the truth from what he says. Sometimes he talks about life-or-death matters while laughing, and sometimes he talks about trivial matters with a serious face."

Jiraiya lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Tsunade, let's make a bet. I bet I will fall after walking out of the door."

Tsunade instantly understood what Jiraiya meant, which was to test the power of the law of cause and effect that Ivan said, "I bet you won't fall!"

Jiraiya stood up and walked out, striding out of the hotel door, standing very steadily and showing no signs of falling.

"Haha, I am Toad Sage Jiraiya, how could I fall?"

Jiraiya held his waist with both hands, looking proud, but at this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded behind him, "Jiraiya, you are still so stupid!"

This voice was too familiar to Jiraiya. He didn't understand why he appeared here. Because he was too shocked, Jiraiya turned around too violently and stepped on a boulder. As a result, he stumbled and fell on the ground. land.